Most/Least satisfied Man/Woman in the DCU

Were he still in continuity in the Legion Threeboot, I'd say Bouncing Boy. A hot girlfriend who can turn into three hot girlfriends? Shwing! :up: :woot:
 
It seemed to need as many in the Marvel forum, so I would say yes.
 
Ben Breeck, this is the worst thread ever... you could have combined all four into one thread...

what a noob... jesus christ, get some common sense...
 
Grace Choi. Now that she's playing both sides, her numbers should really rise.
 
Barbara Gordon. She paralyzed from the waist down for Christs sake.
 
Kyle Rayner. That guy has a 125% death rate with anyone who touches his penis.

Or Tim Drake, I don't think he's even lost his virginity yet
 
Wonder Woman
Barbara Gordon
Big Barda
 
Least Satisfied: Rayner. It's not every day a guy comes home to find his girlfriend stuck in a refrigerator.

Gotta give honorable mention to Superman. He's a one-woman man these days, and I doubt he'd be able to get that 'into it' without breaking Lois in half.
 
Andy C. said:
Least Satisfied: Rayner. It's not every day a guy comes home to find his girlfriend stuck in a refrigerator.

Not to mention one girlfriend getting killed by a Superman robot, the other by the gigantic hands of Alexander Luthor, and a chick you had a one-night stand with getting killed also.
 
Andy C. said:
Least Satisfied: Rayner. It's not every day a guy comes home to find his girlfriend stuck in a refrigerator.

Gotta give honorable mention to Superman. He's a one-woman man these days, and I doubt he'd be able to get that 'into it' without breaking Lois in half.

Considering that Byrne´s kryptonians were a tasteless, sterile race, Superman´s mojo probably doesn´t even work.....

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Batman is easily the most satisifed. Even though it is only a function of the persona of Bruce Wayne. He still bangs random women, for the sake of doing so, just to keep up the idea of Bruce Wayne, so he can go back to being Batman. Perhaps not on an emotional level, but definetly on a mental level, that has to be satisfactory to Batman. The only draw back...siring little snobby kids with no patience. But at least it beats child support payments.
 
Wonder Woman (although that may change)

and

Barbara Gordon
 
Dick and Ollie... most overly satisfied

Least...Diana and Martian Manhunter
 
Seriously, Diana always strikes me as a lady who's been pretty hard-up. Like, mainly on account of every guy in her dating pool being either too skeevy to mess around with, or too wrapped up being an Icon Of Morality or Respecting Diana For Her Virtue to make a move.

I mean and it don't all gots to be grody DK2 Super-banging. She can just meet a decent unattached super-fella or relatively well-behaved Greek diety and they can mess around once in a while. That wouldn't be asking too much, I should think.

Honestly at bare minimum DC owes her a Larry Lane, or sim'lar. Bring back Steve Trevor or whatever, I don't know.
 

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