Most/Least Satisfied Woman/Man in the Marvel Universe,....

[The Question]

but... Modok has Modam!!!

my vote is for

I mean, how much action can you get walkin around in that get-up? He's no Sean Connery, I'll tell ya that.

Sure, he's kind old. But he's probably scored, like, a million times.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I say Galactus. While Surfer could reshape his body and stuff, and Vulture could rape, as well as others, nobody could even come close to withstanding that which is Galactus.


And I wouldn't touch She-Hulk with a forty foot pole, and two hazmat screens between us.

 

[deemar325]

Jessica Jones could be a nympho, she let Luke umm..go up the hershey highway.

 

[deemar325]

I'd touch She-Hulk, I like big-boned girls and she's the biggest bone of them all.

 

[deemar325]

That didn't sound right.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Big Barda was. I like meat on my females as well, but not **** on my females.

 

[The Question]

I say Galactus. While Surfer could reshape his body and stuff, and Vulture could rape, as well as others, nobody could even come close to withstanding that which is Galactus.

Why do you think The Vulture's a rapist? He was probably knee deep in nubile young lasses back in his day. Enough to have at least one illigitimate child.

And I wouldn't touch She-Hulk with a forty foot pole, and two hazmat screens between us.

I thought you were a woman.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Why do you think The Vulture's a rapist? He was probably knee deep in nubile young lasses back in his day. Enough to have at least one illigitimate child.



I thought you were a woman.

Part 1. I doubt he is now. But if he REALLY wanted something, he could pay for it and whatnot. Galactus simply CAN'T have sex. He can't even take off his armor.

Part 2. I am.

 

[deemar325]

Part 1. I doubt he is now. But if he REALLY wanted something, he could pay for it and whatnot. Galactus simply CAN'T have sex. He can't even take off his armor.

Part 2. I am.

Lesbians are cool. hyuk!

 

[The Question]

Part 1. I doubt he is now. But if he REALLY wanted something, he could pay for it and whatnot. Galactus simply CAN'T have sex. He can't even take off his armor.

True. Although, some chicks dig a more experianced player.

Part 2. I am.

Oh. Got ya.

 

[deemar325]

Maybe big G will meet a nice living planet and shack up?

 

[LadyMoira]

Now that you mention it Galactus is a pretty good choice...really the only woman who could handle him would be the Phoenix...and she's probably saving herself for the Silver Surfer.

 

[deemar325]

Phoenix seems lezzy to me.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Lesbians are cool. hyuk!

I'm not a lesbian.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

True. Although, some chicks dig a more experianced player.



Oh. Got ya.

Agreed. I like Reed Richards after all.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Maybe big G will meet a nice living planet and shack up?

Maybe Galactus is gay. j/k He had feelings for Nova if I remember correctly.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Now that you mention it Galactus is a pretty good choice...really the only woman who could handle him would be the Phoenix...and she's probably saving herself for the Silver Surfer.

Phoenix has too many relationship problems. But the Surfer has an excellent record for picking up girls with relationship problems with other super people. Mayhaps. I wish he would get back together with Shalla Ball.


And Bruce is pretty messed up too. He can't really get around any woman because of his Hulk Problem. That, and he's on another planet with Miek.

 

[deemar325]

Maybe Galactus is gay. j/k He had feelings for Nova if I remember correctly.

Ah cool.

But theres still the size problem.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

That's what I was getting at. Galactus is far too big. In more ways than one. If I could restructure matter and such, after all, and I were a male, I'd make sure I'm large where it counts, after all.

 

[The Question]

I'm not a lesbian.

So, you were joking 'round?

 

[deemar325]

That's what I was getting at. Galactus is far too big. In more ways than one. If I could restructure matter and such, after all, and I were a male, I'd make sure I'm large where it counts, after all.

LOL!!

Even onipontent space gods have penis envy.

 

[Alex Summers]

double post.

 

[Alex Summers]

Radius. Nuff said.

 

[deemar325]

Radius?

Refresh my memory.

 

[Alex Summers]

Radius is, or was, a mutant with a force field that couldn't be penetrated (no pun intended). He was on Alpha Flight a while back.