Most painful experience you've had.

[Kessel Day]

i had a pain in my hip thst slowly build over several hours untill i passed out. which since it gave me time to get used to was unusual, since i'm normally good at diassociating pain..and then it woke me up again after i'd passed out. then they just keep you in a hospital until the pain subsides. i think it gave me PTS.

yikes - post traumatic syndrome? what did the doctors say caused this? are you all right?


- my most painful experience (recently) was when my horse stepped on my foot. i should have been wearing boots but i was too lazy to put them on . . . anyway, i said a bad word that i hadn't said in years.

 

[enterthemadness]

Coming out of anethesia too early while getting my wisdom teeth out (yes, these are the same asshats from my story in the "Scary/Creepy Experiences" thread). I wake up, and they're still going after a tooth--the one that's mostly encased in bone, I found out later. Anyway, there are two sets of hands holding my head still, while the doctor is attempting to rip out the last tooth with his pliers.

The pain was so bad I really don't know how to describe it. Luckily (I guess ), it hurt so much I passed out after a few seconds, and when I woke up the next time they had finished.

They took out three of my wisdom teeth that day, and I don't care what any dentist says--no one is every going to take out my last one.

Ever.

Bastards.

Agreed. Years ago, I had 7 or 9 teeth pulled out so I could get braces ( I guess these were baby teeth). So, they numb my gums...or something...still hurt like a ****ing ***** and I don't like dentists or going to one.

 

[enterthemadness]

yikes - post trumatic syndrome? what did the doctors say caused this? are you all right?


- my most painful experience (recently) was when my horse stepped on my foot. i should have been wearing boots but i was too lazy to put them on . . . anyway, i said a bad word that i hadn't said in years.

was it ***** or the c word?

 

[boywondernerdDC]

i was in a car accident in fifth grade. i broke both my wrists, and my shoulder and had 11 stitches across my right thigh from a puncture would when the door collapsed in and poked me. it sucked.

a lot.

(we got hit by a drunk driver in case you were wondering)


and then this was actually last x-mas. i was lighting our gas fire place and the gas came out fast and i flicked the lighter from like 4 feet away and i saw in slow motion the fire move towards me eating up the gas until i flew back and cringed in pain. had to go to the hospital and they said i was LUCKY. but they meant because my clothes didnt catch on fire too.

 

[The Chairman]

Okay, this is probably isn't the most painful experience I went through, but it was very painful and quite funny:

Me and my family were out for dinner in Boston on vacation, and my mom ordered a sushi platter. When it came out, I was eager to sink my teeth into a nice California Roll. So I took a piece of sushi and an entire ball of wasabi sauce. My parents told me not to use so much, but I told them "I'm fine, it's no big deal". So I spread the sauce on the sushi, took a bite, and all of a sudden my nostrils were flaming, my throat was on fire, and I nearly spilled an entire pitcher of water trying to pour myself a glass to extinguish the burn.

Probably wasn't the most painful experience I've been through, but it's definitely up there and it was also quite funny now that I look back on it. It was also the only one that immediately came to mind.

 

[Captain_Death]

Okay, this is probably isn't the most painful experience I went through, but it was very painful and quite funny:

Me and my family were out for dinner in Boston on vacation, and my mom ordered a sushi platter. When it came out, I was eager to sink my teeth into a nice California Roll. So I took a piece of sushi and an entire ball of wasabi sauce. My parents told me not to use so much, but I told them "I'm fine, it's no big deal". So I spread the sauce on the sushi, took a bite, and all of a sudden my nostrils were flaming, my throat was on fire, and I nearly spilled an entire pitcher of water trying to pour myself a glass to extinguish the burn.

Probably wasn't the most painful experience I've been through, but it's definitely up there and it was also quite funny now that I look back on it. It was also the only one that immediately came to mind.

lol....I've had stuff like that happen before.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

i toar up my knee and was in a brace for about a month, now i know this doesn't sound that bad, but, the brace was from by foot up to my hip. when i got home i couldn't sleep even with the drugs because my knee killed like a ***** and by hip was being pulled out of hits socket.
a few days later i when to the doctor, he says that he can take care of the swelling and that will help with some of the pain, super, says that all he has to do is numb my knee and drain my knee with a saringe, Ok. so the doc does this only for some reason my idea of numb and his are not the same and it was about the most painfull 1 - 1 1/2 mins of my life. they he goes "you want to see what we took out?" as if i just gave birth or something.

 

[enterthemadness]

i toar up my knee and was in a brace for about a month, now i know this doesn't sound that bad, but, the brace was from by foot up to my hip. when i got home i couldn't sleep even with the drugs because my knee killed like a ***** and by hip was being pulled out of hits socket.
a few days later i when to the doctor, he says that he can take care of the swelling and that will help with some of the pain, super, says that all he has to do is numb my knee and drain my knee with a saringe, Ok. so the doc does this only for some reason my idea of numb and his are not the same and it was about the most painfull 1 - 1 1/2 mins of my life. they he goes "you want to see what we took out?" as if i just gave birth or something.

Why is it dentists and doctors have different idea's of numbness than we patients do?

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Why is it dentists and doctors have different idea's of numbness than we patients do?

well at least i didn't wake up when did the work on my knee, hell they tried to wake me up and couldn't. but that may have had something to do with 0 hours of sleep i had the night before.

oh and i almost forgot, the night that i hurt my knee they did an X-Ray of my knee and the two techs wanted to get a better look at my knee and tried to move it like i was going to vouge with it then the guy starts quoteing larry the cable guy, i would have walked out right then. that is if i could walk.

 

[Yurka]

I got in a fight and a guy hit me in the face with a pipe and broke my nose and I had to get 14 stitches. that sucked

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I took my own stitches out of my index finger last year and everything was going fine till the last one. The thread must have been wrapped up in a nerve or something cuz when I yanked it out, I really felt the most intense pain ever.

 

[Danalys]

Did the pain start on your right side? It wasn't your appendix was it?

it was at the front of my left hip joint. i went through the whole writhing in agony before passing out thing. but these things can be refered pain so who knows what caused it.

 

[Spiderman3]

i ripped off the attachment on my foreskin while going at it hammer and tongs!!!!!

OUCH!!!!!

 

[Danalys]

yikes - post trumatic syndrome? what did the doctors say caused this? are you all right?


- my most painful experience (recently) was when my horse stepped on my foot. i should have been wearing boots but i was too lazy to put them on . . . anyway, i said a bad word that i hadn't said in years.

they had no idea what caused it. i think i'm over it now anyway. but i was pale all the time after for years. had nightmares alot. i'd wake up covered in cold sweat often. but after resting for years i'm getting better. sorry to hear about your foot. i think curse words are okay myself aslong as they aren't directed at someone.

 

[Electrix]

Probably once when I got cramp while swimming. I used to train and one day I was swimming up and down like normal then I suddenly got cramp in my right calf muscle. Cramp hurts. I had to stop swimming and I just grabbed it. Grabbing it would do anything but it hurt. Then I began to sink as I had stopped swimming so it was either drown or attempt to swim while in pain. I was in the middle of the pool as well. I got to the poolside after about 2 minutes of pain and I rested and then it was alright.

I hate cramp. I get it in bed.

 

[Hades]

i ripped off the attachment on my foreskin while going at it hammer and tongs!!!!!

OUCH!!!!!

Huh...?

 

[Danalys]

it's the male eqivalent of the hymen breaking.

 

[Hades]

it's the male eqivalent of the hymen breaking.

I know, but what attactchment to his foreskin and why the hell was he going at it with a hammer and tongs

 

[Spiderman3]

that little bit of string type skin, attaches the head to the foreskin, i ripped it now it can go all the way down, the mad thing was when it started bleeding i thought i was going to die!!!!!

 

[Yurka]

that little bit of string type skin, attaches the head to the foreskin, i ripped it now it can go all the way down, the mad thing was when it started bleeding i thought i was going to die!!!!!

that is horrifying

 

[Hades]

that little bit of string type skin, attaches the head to the foreskin, i ripped it now it can go all the way down, the mad thing was when it started bleeding i thought i was going to die!!!!!

God damn, why would you do that yourself. Gross.

 

[Kaleb]

you cant beat kidney stones

 

[Hades]

you cant beat kidney stones

What if your penis got run over by a semi. Wouldn't that hurt more?

Like say you were having sex with road kill and, well the road kill and whatever was inside it got squashed. Or what if you had a broomstick up your ass in the shower then you fell backwards and got impailed?

Or...or what if somebody got out a baseball bat and smacked you in the balls so hard they burst everywhere?

 

[Danalys]

I know, but what attactchment to his foreskin and why the hell was he going at it with a hammer and tongs

it's english colloquilism for intensively. basically there's a fold of skin that attaches below the glans. part of reaching sexual maturity is that breaking so the foreskin can travel further. now it doesn't have to break all at once like it did for who ever it was. it can gradually unattach without pain over a period of time.

 

[Hades]

it's english colloquilism for intensively. basically there's a fold of skin that attaches below the glans. part of reaching sexual maturity is that breaking so the foreskin can travel further. now it doesn't have to break all at once like it did for who ever it was. it can gradually unattach without pain over a period of time.

He should have just went to see some jewish guy. I hear they collect those things. In big jars I imagine...