Mountain Dew

[Dangerous]

tasty.

 

[Sean Adisano]

My fridge ran out of Dew, Sean... what should I do?

...!!!!!!!!!... ...!!!!!!!...GET TO A STORE QUICK!!!!!!!

i'll drive...i'm on my way...

 

[Iceman]

I'm reposting this:

 

[Sean Adisano]

^^^^^

 

[Fran]

...!!!!!!!!!... ...!!!!!!!...GET TO A STORE QUICK!!!!!!!

i'll drive...i'm on my way...

Okay, I'm in west Michigan. You're in Brooklyn. That'll be a while. I'll wait up for ya

 

[Boom]

I almost sued PepsiCo once.

I was drinking a can of Diet Mountain Dew, and it tasted really really ****ty. Not that it was a bad batch. It just tasted weird as hell.

I poured it into a cup and there was this big black fuzzy thing. I didn't know what the hell it was.

I called the company all like "WTF" and they were all like "Dude send it in so we can see what it is."

I never did find out. For all I know, I have five years to live .

 

[Fran]

I almost sued PepsiCo once.

I was drinking a can of Diet Mountain Dew, and it tasted really really ****ty. Not that it was a bad batch. It just tasted weird as hell.

I poured it into a cup and there was this big black fuzzy thing. I didn't know what the hell it was.

I called the company all like "WTF" and they were all like "Dude send it in so we can see what it is."

I never did find out. For all I know, I have five years to live .

Diet MD does taste kinda odd sometimes...

...That would be cool if they talked to you like that.

"WTF"
"****, customer!"
"Send it in lol"

 

[Boom]

Diet MD does taste kinda odd sometimes...

...That would be cool if they talked to you like that.

"WTF"
"****, customer!"
"Send it in lol"

Well I was kinda freakin out, because I had no idea what the damn thing was. That could've been some poisonous ****.

 

[Fran]

One time, about 5 years ago, I bought an MD from a ghetto convenience store on the bad side of town. I drank it, and got sick, and had to stay home from school the next day.

That got me off MD for a while.

 

[Tsunulia]

Well I was kinda freakin out, because I had no idea what the damn thing was. That could've been some poisonous ****.

If I wasn't laughing, I'd be throwing up

 

[Boom]

If I wasn't laughing, I'd be throwing up

It's not lol-able .

 

[cryptic name]

umm... mountain dew is good...?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Mt. Dew makes ur penis smaller and cuts you short on sperm

 

[Fran]

umm... mountain dew is good...?

Ramathorn: Yeah, it is...

Mt. Dew makes ur penis smaller and cuts you short on sperm

Man, Sean is gonna ream you.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Okay, I'm in west Michigan. You're in Brooklyn. That'll be a while. I'll wait up for ya

have you no faith in the power of DEW! i can be there in a flash...or 10 minutes

 

[Sean Adisano]

Mt. Dew makes ur penis smaller and cuts you short on sperm

filthy rumor

 

[Fran]

Sean, the campus of Western Michigan University...

...is all Coke products.

WHAT DO I DO? (Seriously, I love Mountain Dew!)

 

[cryptic name]

I drink

the true nectar of the gods

 

[Fran]

the true nectar of the gods

Coca Cola = sugar central

Pepsi products just taste... better.

 

[Narynan]

Best dew experience?

There was a time a couple years ago.... 6 actually .... where the whole DO THE DEW thing showed up. Well I had a friend take a 2L pop it open and make me drink the whole thing without coming up for air... and he was squeezing the bottle and making it go hardcore. Well the issue was is this was right before graduation and needsless to say I took my HS diploma a sticky Dew covered mess

I DID THE DEW AND SURVIVED H.S. CLASS OF 2000

 

[Fanticon]

Does anybody remember Coca-Cola's answer to Mt. Dew?...Surge!. Now that was a great green soda!

 

[Iceman]

^^^^^

It's part of your treatment program

 

[hippy fascist]

woman gives up dew loses 66lbs!

 

[Iceman]

Poor gal. She was only on 10 cans a day.

 

[Mephistopheles]

*bows*