Mountain Dew

[Hades]

Im sorry to say this but if your dad still has a mullet, that sad

Yes he does.

He also has a Hulk Hogan mustache.

 

[unstoppable]

Dew, cold or not, kicks any other drinks can

Coca Cola beats Dew in a knife fight

 

[Fran]

Agreed, with the mullet comment.

 

[Sentinel X]

Yes he does.

He also has a Hulk Hogan mustache.

 

[Hades]

Wow, that dude has fish lips.

 

[unstoppable]

What's wrong with mullets

 

[Fran]

What's wrong with mullets

It isn't 1981.

 

[unstoppable]

It isn't 1981.

so that doesn't matter if ya wanna do somethin do it without carin bout the consicuences

 

[Sentinel X]

Wow, that dude has fish lips.

I hate him Andy Milinokis...stupid 30 year old boy who thinks hes funny

 

[Fran]

I hate him Andy Milinokis...stupid 30 year old boy who thinks hes funny

Is he really 30 years old...?

 

[Sean Adisano]

Coca Cola beats Dew in a knife fight

i'll kill you with a sliced open can of coca cola, how bout them apples

 

[Sean Adisano]

so that doesn't matter if ya wanna do somethin do it without carin bout the consicuences

true...but it wasn't a good style then if you ask me, and now its definitely not a good style

 

[Sean Adisano]

Is he really 30 years old...?

whats this got to do with Dew hmmmmmm????

DEW RULES!!!!

 

[Boom]

Twenty years from now, Sean will make a thread saying that he now has diabetes and kidney failure .

 

[Badger]

Twenty years from now, Sean will make a thread saying that he now has diabetes and kidney failure .

Maybe if he's lucky they'll have Dew flavored orally ingested dialysis.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Twenty years from now, Sean will make a thread saying that he now has diabetes and kidney failure .

i love Dew, but the way i go at it, i'll be making that thread next tuesday

 

[hippy fascist]

from mountain dew's website's own guestbook:

edit: I hate dew...better?

 

[Sean Adisano]

i really hate you right about now

your spreading rumors and lies about the Great DEW!

this is a thread about the good of Dew and those who love it. Dew does nothing wrong to the body as far as sperm and breath, since my breath is good and my sperm is high...i know thats something you don't wanna know, but i must say it if i must defend Dews honor.

i'm asking you nicely hippy, erase your post, or it will be your last...(not really your last, because your probably posting other places too, so i just said it to sound all evil...i'll probably just have a posting war with you or something)

 

[Mike_D202]

My friend used to drink it all the time until he ended up in the hospital being borderline diabetic with all the crap thats in the drink.

 

[hippy fascist]

what's funny is you asked me to erase my post and it's been gone for about 4 hours, but it's still there for all the world to see quoted in YOUR post

 

[unstoppable]

i'll kill you with a sliced open can of coca cola, how bout them apples

you can't cut me with a can to many years of drinkin cola i found a immunity t those cans

true...but it wasn't a good style then if you ask me, and now its definitely not a good style

who cares about style!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sean Adisano]

what's funny is you asked me to erase my post and it's been gone for about 4 hours, but it's still there for all the world to see quoted in YOUR post

D'OH!!!!!

wow, you actually did take it down...i was exspecting some snide comment or something...but instead you pointed out my own stupidity...
Touché

 

[hippy fascist]

D'OH!!!!!

wow, you actually did take it down...i was exspecting some snide comment or something...but instead you pointed out my own stupidity...
Touché

all that dew must be rotting your brain t:

 

[Sean Adisano]

you can't cut me with a can to many years of drinkin cola i found a immunity t those cans

who cares about style!!!!!!!!!!

i don't know who cares about style...i don't care who cares about style...and the only immunity you built up from drinking some much cola is an immunity yo uhhhhh...i got nothing

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Jeez, how is this thread still here?