Mountain Dew

[Colossal Spoons]

somethin takes a part of meeeeee

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Leather pants confining meeeeeeEEAY

 

[Colossal Spoons]

....those ain't the words


Please keep your freak on a leash, literally

 

[AndThePickles]

What song are those lyrics from?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Freak On A Leash is what I was singing. Wilhelm was trying to verbally abuse me.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Freak On A Leash is what I was singing. Wilhelm was trying to verbally abuse me.

You said "*doesn't die*" and then I thought of a Korn song from Queen of the Damned where the pasty b**** yells "Why Won't You DIEEEEEeeeee?!?!?!?", which, I guess, is about "vampires".

Then you escalated it by quoting another Korn song, and I had to defuse that awkwardness with comedy.

That's not "abuse".
THIS is abuse.

*slaps*

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I demand reparations now

 

[Sean Adisano]

I dunno, the guy who created the Mountain Dew thread said it. Can't get much closer.

hey now, that hurt

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I demand reparations now

I understand. Just wait 400 years and ask my great, great, great, great, great grandchildren and they'll make ammends for what I did here today.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^That is how it works. Hate only gets stronger with time, so should debt

 

[Sean Adisano]

what has this thread become

stinkin Jets can't score. at least the dolphins can't either. i had 5 cans of Dew, and i got a whole other half of football to go

LETS GOT JETS!!!!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

How long can humans possibly talk about soda. It was bound to go off topic eventually.

 

[Sean Adisano]

^That is how it works. Hate only gets stronger with time, so should debt

hate is the ultimate destruction of a person...don't let in consume you colossal.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I hate lamp

 

[Sean Adisano]

How long can humans possibly talk about soda. It was bound to go off topic eventually.

i know, but put the word "DEW" in a sentence every so often.

 

[Sean Adisano]

I hate lamp

its a crime againts humanity to misquote the great Anchorman

 

[Sean Adisano]

if you never slushed your Dew...DO IT!!!

its INCREDIBLE!!!!

 

[tzarinna]

I did the Dew at 6:30 this morning.

 

[Sean Adisano]

I did the Dew at 6:30 this morning.

awww, don't be sad, thats a good thing

well not really...thats actually really bad.

even i have a set time when i start drinking soda, and thats always at noon. on rare occasions i'll let it slide after 11 in the morning, but never ever before noon 99.9% of the time.

but Tzarinna, if your going to be disgusting that early in the morning and drink soda, i'm glad it was Dew you chose

 

[tzarinna]

I needed a jolt.

 

[Sean Adisano]

I needed a jolt.

i hear ya

 

[AndThePickles]

hey now, that hurt

I kid, I kid t:

 

[Sean Adisano]

I kid, I kid t:

alrighty then

 

[Sean Adisano]

i had 2 and a half bottles of Dew last night...up until a little after 11...Knicks win in triple OT

just think. had they not went into OT, or even double OT...OR TRIPLE OT...i wouldn't have had that extra bottle...i already had drunk a bottle and a half at the end of the game, then a bottle through all the OT's...just think about...its a scary thought

 

[Fran]

I'm a Pistons fan, a******. :meow: