My Car... My Poor Car... !!!

[Erzengel]

I keep forgetting to join an online knitting, needle-point or scrapbooking community so all the users can say, "Pffff...please, Wilhelm is SO an old lady posing as a dude."

I thought the conspiracy was you were a persona of JAL?

 

[Ronny Shade]

"I AM WILHELM-SCREAM! LORD OF THE INTERNETS!"

That's what it was

 

[JLBats]

I thought the conspiracy was you were a persona of JAL?

Oh yeah, I forgot about that angle.

*Notice how Wilhelm stops responding when we bring this up?*

 

[Ronny Shade]

I notice

 

[tzarinna]

I think women are just bad drivers:
Don't mean to be sexist but even google search "Female Driver" and you'll get a whole bunch of stuff that supports my view.

Tell that to the guy that T boned me in the intersection

I had the right of way

 

[JLBats]

I notice

I wonder why?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I thought the conspiracy was you were a persona of JAL?

and the brilliant "Wilhelm is muscles"
But yeah, oakzap's car, whoo...cars huh?

 

[JLBats]

and the brilliant "Wilhelm is muscles"
But yeah, oakzap's car, whoo...cars huh?

Wilhelm is... a zombie?

 

[Ronny Shade]

 

[JLBats]

Awesome.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Pfff...amateurs.
What the people want to watch is the smug social commentary, ham-fisted moralizing and bleak, dystopian symbolism of my film:

"Day of the ******ed Cyber-Cheetah People"​

 

[JLBats]

Schizo confirmed.

 

[jaguarr]

Pfff...amateurs.
What the people want to watch is the smug social commentary, ham-fisted moralizing and bleak, dystopian symbolism of my film:

"Day of the ******ed Cyber-Cheetah People"​

Dude, I am SO there on opening night! This looks infinitely more entertaining than yet another crappy biopic about some starving musician.

jag

 

[Ronny Shade]

Dude, I am SO there on opening night! This looks infinitely more entertaining than yet another crappy biopic about some starving musician.

jag

What he said

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yup.
sadly I'm another starving film-maker too.
Any backers?
You can have the action figure rights!

 

[Erzengel]

You learned nothing from George Lucas.

But I'll definitely back this.

 

[Ronny Shade]

can I be psycho cheetah child #1?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I am an artist! Not an entrepreneur!
This is not a toy commercial. It's my vision!

 

[JLBats]

Dude, I am SO there on opening night! This looks infinitely more entertaining than yet another crappy biopic about some starving musician.

jag

Except it's not about a starving musician, it's about a kid who makes up a new identity on line, goes insane and kills several people.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

well, I do like kids killing people.
I love the little blonde boy in Pet Cemetary.
and the kid gang in Hostel.
I don't like teens killing people though.

 

[JLBats]

well, I do like kids killing people.
I love the little blonde boy in Pet Cemetary.
and the kid gang in Hostel.
I don't like teens killing people though.

Your Internet girlfriend finds out your true indentity, so you bash her face in with her laptop

 

[Ronny Shade]

and throw her in the pool and electrocute her

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My cheetah-people kill naked women with space-age "memory fabric" and expanding foam after they're unearthed during the demolition of a church.

BZZZZZ...you lose.

 

[JLBats]

That's not even the same genre, *******.

 

[Erzengel]

I thought the cheetah people were JLBats and Ronny Shade?