My Car... My Poor Car... !!!

[JLBats]

I thought the cheetah people were JLBats and Ronny Shade?

See, I told you Wilhelm has identity confusion issues, he can't even tell who the cheetahs are

 

[Daisy]

Pfff...amateurs.
What the people want to watch is the smug social commentary, ham-fisted moralizing and bleak, dystopian symbolism of my film:

"Day of the ******ed Cyber-Cheetah People"​

I don't think I even want to know what's in his pants.

And I'm only looking there because I'm afraid to look at his eyes.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

heh, you should've said, "Hey ChEEtah-Man...I think you dropped something!" lol

 

[Noon]

The other car wasn't a black mercedes was it?

 

[Immortalfire]

What's with you people wrecking your cars? It's probably a sign: Stay Off The Road!

 

[jaguarr]

Cheetah People are fast, but only for short distances and then they overheat and have to rest.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Pfff...amateurs.
What the people want to watch is the smug social commentary, ham-fisted moralizing and bleak, dystopian symbolism of my film:

"Day of the ******ed Cyber-Cheetah People"​

at one point or another someone has to say "damn this dystopian future! damn it up the ass!!!"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I just want to say, first...after all of the unrelated threads that oakzap has turned into an under-aged, gaynime pictorial, I'm cheered to see a derailment such as the one we few, proud men pulled off today in her thread.

Next, I found this site for a place that creates incredibly life-like animal replicas and animatronics, and their prices seem do-able. So in conjunction with my friend who's in film school, I'm seriously thinking about blowing a few thousand on the Cheetah People Movie.

I know chicks who will at least agree to appear topless in it, and if we could get some mildly realistic cheetah masks, it could be a great way to...give back to the community.

Though, I fear I'm a bit Kipobesque when it comes to film projects.X100

 

[JLBats]

You're actually going to make the movie?

Die slowly then rot in hell.

edit: Upon closer inspection, this was too harsh.

 

[JLBats]

I don't really understand the need for nudity in a movie about ******ed cyber cheetahs.

 

[jaguarr]

I need the name and website of this place that does lifelike animal stuff. PM it to me.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

I don't really understand the need for nudity in a movie about ******ed cyber cheetahs.

That's because you lack vision. Cheetah heads + naked **** = ART!

jag

 

[JLBats]

That's because you lack vision. Cheetah heads + naked **** = ART!

jag

Ok, what will the plot be?

 

[jaguarr]

Ok, what will the plot be?

Plot?

jag

 

[JLBats]

Plot?

jag

Will this just be a bunch of cheetah headed lesbian porn?

Because I'm totally up for that.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You're actually going to make the movie?

Die slowly then rot in hell.

I believe in it. Why won't you believe in me?
You know, I was going to say, you've written a lot of really funny rejoinder-type posts in the past few days that have really impressed me.

You're a funny guy, with a good head on your shoulders, and I feel bad about how I don't always take the time to offer due praise. It's just hard sometimes, catering to the millionaires...scaring off the crack-heads...
But really,...good work there....and sUper taste in music!

You should Pay-Pal me some money, man!
"ex-EC-utive Pro-DOO-cer?!?".......sounds prettycool, right?

 

[jaguarr]

Will this just be a bunch of cheetah headed lesbian porn?

Because I'm totally up for that.

It could possibly include that, I'm sure.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Cheetah heads + naked **** = ART!

If I didn't have a "for-life" sig-tattoo...totally the new one.

 

[JLBats]

I believe in it. Why won't you believe in me?
You know, I was going to say, you've written a lot of really funny rejoinder-type posts in the past few days that have really impressed me.

You're a funny guy, with a good head on your shoulders, and I feel bad about how I don't always take the time to offer due praise. It's just hard sometimes, catering to the millionaires...scaring off the crack-heads...
But really,...good work there....and sUper taste in music!

You should Pay-Pal me some money, man!
"ex-EC-utive Pro-DOO-cer?!?".......sounds prettycool, right?

Dude, I said it was too harsh, now I TOTALLY believe in this project

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

We are going FORward with this thing!




lol

 

[JLBats]

Can we have a scene where one of the cheetahs teabags a goat?



...*cricket*

 

[jaguarr]

If I didn't have a "for-life" sig-tattoo...totally the new one.

Not only is it catchy, but it's also true. And it would fit in your "Location".

jag

 

[U.S War Machine]

Man totally most non triumphant

 

[oakzap425]

I'm glad all of you care soo much for my well-being...

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Cars are a waste these days.Buy a bycicle or walk,people need the exercise.