My Friend Bumped Uglies with HIS COUSIN!

[HaHaAsh]

Let's hope she does not post here

Seriously.


Conner, you're horrible for posting pictures of her.
It's not like she's a pedophile...
There's no need to destroy her reputation.

What if her boss or a co-worker posts on here?
Or one of her kid's teachers. Or her friends bf's.
(does she have a brother, if she does...he could possible be posting on here too.)
The poor, poor woman.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

As if getting drunk always leads to hot, steamy cousin sex.

Now if I were Poetic Chaos and had a cousin as hot as his... hmmmmm...

ROFL! I get to walk into that in this ridiculous thread. Classic hahaha

 

[HaHaAsh]

This photo of her reminds me of an older Barbara Gordon, or at least what I imagine an older Barbara Gordon would like.

 

[BizarroAids]

I'm pretty sure she doesn't post here. So it's a safe deal.

Some people asked to see pics of her. So I got them up as soon as I could.


And seriously..her being mad? Over something she would NEVER see? Come on now. She's the one that slept with her cousin. She kinda had this coming, if not from me, then someone. It's better than being known at her work and what not. You guys will never meet her.

 

[Badger]

But, I know Paula.

 

[HaHaAsh]

I'm pretty sure she doesn't post here. So it's a safe deal.

Some people asked to see pics of her. So I got them up as soon as I could.


And seriously..her being mad? Over something she would NEVER see? Come on now. She's the one that slept with her cousin. She kinda had this coming, if not from me, then someone. It's better than being known at her work and what not. You guys will never meet her.

but you never know who she might know that posts on here.

I found out not to long ago that my english teacher posts on here.

 

[BizarroAids]

But, I know Paula.

but you never know who she might know that posts on here.

I found out not to long ago that my english teacher posts on here.

Ok, ok, i'll take them down. They wanted to see, so i was just obliging them. Sorry.

 

[Mee]

How do I act around them now?? I'm still in shock and grossed out.

What should I do now? What do I say??

Advice Pleaset:

Threesome!

 

[BizarroAids]

Threesome!

Shoot, I was thinking of using this information as blackmail.

For "Favors" I think she's good lookin for her age, so I'd hit. TWO times.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

 

[BizarroAids]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

Long story short:

My friend had sex with his cousin
Another friend witnessed it and told me.
I made a thread asking how I should act,should I admit I know, what do I say when he tells me, what advice can I give him.
I posted a pic of her, had a few requests.
I'm now going to hell for doing it.



................in a nutshell.

 

[HaHaAsh]

Ok, ok, i'll take them down. They wanted to see, so i was just obliging them. Sorry.

It's for your safety, Conner, I swear.
It's better to PM the pictures...
That way, other gals don't think you're a total ******* for posting the pictures AND the story on the internet. AND If she finds out it was you who told everybody on a Superhero forum about her sexual escapades with her cousin, you can narrow down who told her. Then switch the situation around and have that person take the heat for ruining her reputation.

 

[Sloth7d]

Ok, here's my thing. Dude you are right!! The devil side of me would have a hay day with that. All the little pranks I would do, all the little cousin jokes I could pull, would be worth it. But sadly he's not the type that would take it like that. He would be pissed. Like for example.

The time our "former"friends mom gave me a hand*** and let me "play in the middle of her chest" he got mad at ME! Calling me an untrue friend saying I was worthless and I didn't use my brain, that I acted only on impulse. So naturally the other guy hates me and we no longer talk. But for John to overreact like that is horrid. Considering that HE himself would have done the same if he was given the opportunity, and that we were at a bar just having fun and it's not like we had sex. We were standing outside by the cars.

And to this day, he still gives me crap about it. Saying stuff like "oh, you plan on drinking and messing with my mom?"

See, I'm stuck, by doing the right thing, or doing what he would do to me.

Hmmm. I see. Yes. . Or at least, tell me more about this... milf I presume she is.

 

[BizarroAids]

It's for your safety, Conner, I swear.
It's better to PM the pictures...
That way, other gals don't think you're a total ******* for posting the pictures AND the story on the internet. AND If she finds out it was you who told everybody on a Superhero forum about her sexual escapades with her cousin, you can narrow down who told her. Then switch the situation around and have that person take the heat for ruining her reputation.

I understand your concern and I see your point of view. As I do everyone here that has posted their 2 cents. I wouldn't have come here otherwise...I would have just told one of my friends, and then it would have gotten back to them. So, do you at least see my point of view?

 

[BizarroAids]

Hmmm. I see. Yes. . Or at least, tell me more about this... milf I presume she is.

I guess if you want to call her that. She's not bad. But it wasn't that big of a deal considering I didn't get to sleep with her. Still, it was cool what I got regardless, I wouldn't call it a "highlight" of my life sexually...but it was a cool moment. Too bad I lost a friend over it.

That's the cool thing about the Midwest though. Stuff like that happens all the time out here, not just in porn movies. I use to only date older women when I was just hitting my 20's......It wasn't until recently that I started dating someone my age.

But that's just me. Some guys like them younger, some like them older.

 

[Sloth7d]

I guess if you want to call her that. She's not bad. But it wasn't that big of a deal considering I didn't get to sleep with her. Still, it was cool what I got regardless, I wouldn't call it a "highlight" of my life sexually...but it was a cool moment. Too bad I lost a friend over it.

That's the cool thing about the Midwest though. Stuff like that happens all the time out here, not just in porn movies. I use to only date older women when I was just hitting my 20's......It wasn't until recently that I started dating someone my age.

But that's just me. Some guys like them younger, some like them older.

You keep getting my curiosity. So, you got a hand.... um, that from her, yet didn't get the chance to go to home plate?

 

[LastSunrise1981]

Bleh. No matter how drunk I got there's never an instance where I felt like having sex with a relative. That's just gross. :gray:

 

[Crook]

What if you didn't know she was your relative until after the fact? Regrets? Even if it was amazing?

 

[BizarroAids]

You keep getting my curiosity. So, you got a hand.... um, that from her, yet didn't get the chance to go to home plate?

LOL Pretty much. Without breaking the PG barrier. I'll code it up as possible.

It was late, around like 3 or so when the bar shuts down. We were all suppose to go to Dennys and grab some breakfast including her. She was parked on the other side of the lot when we were leaving...we got there a little early so our spot was on the front side. She asked if I would be a dear and drive her to her car, it was kinda cold out that night and she didn't feel like walking that far in her shirt-like-outfit. I drove her over there asked if I could steal a few of her painkillers (helps when you have a hangover) and I was saying bye, which I thought was going to be a quick hug(she hugs us all when ever someone leaves. that's just how she is) I didn't think anything of it. So she was kinda flirting with me, i said something I don't remember, but it was meant to be a joke..something like "i don't walk my dates to their cars" or whatever. We kinda talked about the few songs we danced to and at this point i was really ready to go, gave her another hug..out of nowhere we kissed (real quick peck) and it pretty much went downhill from there.

During we kinda stopped and realized what we were doing was kinda messed up. I knew I wasn't going to get to sleep with her, but she definately helped me "finish"...VERY awkward the times I saw her after that...

 

[LastSunrise1981]

What if you didn't know she was your relative until after the fact? Regrets? Even if it was amazing?

No way. If that were the case I'd most likely put myself in an insane asylum.

 

[BizarroAids]

What if you didn't know she was your relative until after the fact? Regrets? Even if it was amazing?

That's a whole different kind of discussion right there.

I think I would be scarred for life...even if I didn't know before and I found out days, weeks, months later.

What would you think?? Would you do it again?

How could you not have regrets? But at the same time...you didn't know?

But someone mentioned earlier that "he knew, and even if he was drunk, there must have been some lusting there, because being drunk just brings out your sober thoughts." Kinda paraphrasing DBella of course.

 

[zanos]

How did your friends not get this on film. That would have been so funny.

 

[Sugarculted]

What if you didn't know she was your relative until after the fact? Regrets? Even if it was amazing?

You know, I've asked that question to some couples. I mean, if you found out your other half was related to you...would you still be with em? Tests their relationship strengths

 

[NoName86]

Wanna know the truth? If I were in his place and I figured out that you, my best friend, went and did something like this, being angry would be an understatement.

Why are you chatting on a forum about this? It's simply none of your business really. I mean, do you involve yourself in your friends bills? Or do you because they are your best friends and somehow it is your business?

It's just bad taste, especially for someone you call a best friend. You know, that term has lost it's meaning because folks just don't seem to get what it means anymore.

 

[Eggyman]

Is she from his mother or father's side?

Spoiler

That makes no difference - sicko!

Just leave it alone: Do not approach.