My Friend Bumped Uglies with HIS COUSIN!

Yeah, because he was drunk he didn't know what he was doing. Come on. You don't do things drunk that you wouldn't do etc, etc, etc. And I seriously doubt that she was so out of it that she didn't realize what was happening, either.

I get the feeling that you posted the thread because you "noticed" her and then some. She'll sleep with a relative in a pinch, so. apparently she's easy. Go for it. That's what you want to hear, isn't it? That, or just don't bring it up. Their issue, not yours.

I had a friend/associate in high school who had sex with his sister on multiple occassions. It was Summer the first time it happened, and we all played him in baseball right afterward. When he came to bat the infield and outfield changed "incest is best" to rattle him. It was fairly cruel.

Then he got her pregnant.

Ah, young love.
 
The Guard said:
Yeah, because he was drunk he didn't know what he was doing. Come on. You don't do things drunk that you wouldn't do etc, etc, etc. And I seriously doubt that she was so out of it that she didn't realize what was happening, either.

I get the feeling that you posted the thread because you "noticed" her and then some. She'll sleep with a relative in a pinch, so. apparently she's easy. Go for it. That's what you want to hear, isn't it? That, or just don't bring it up. Their issue, not yours.

I had a friend/associate in high school who had sex with his sister on multiple occassions. It was Summer the first time it happened, and we all played him in baseball right afterward. When he came to bat the infield and outfield changed "incest is best" to rattle him. It was fairly cruel.



Then he got her pregnant.

Ah, young love.
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If someone can stick there penis in a womans chacha then he is well able to know what he is doing.


That's a sick story about your friend:csad:
 
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this website. Tell your friend that his degeneracy has put a smile on my face.
 
The Guard said:
Yeah, because he was drunk he didn't know what he was doing. Come on. You don't do things drunk that you wouldn't do etc, etc, etc. And I seriously doubt that she was so out of it that she didn't realize what was happening, either.

I get the feeling that you posted the thread because you "noticed" her and then some. She'll sleep with a relative in a pinch, so. apparently she's easy. Go for it. That's what you want to hear, isn't it? That, or just don't bring it up. Their issue, not yours.

I had a friend/associate in high school who had sex with his sister on multiple occassions. It was Summer the first time it happened, and we all played him in baseball right afterward. When he came to bat the infield and outfield changed "incest is best" to rattle him. It was fairly cruel.

Then he got her pregnant.

Ah, young love.
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That is absolutely disgusting. Brothers and sisters getting it on is pretty sick...

Dkim said:
Inside I love everything. :o
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Inside, I love you! :heart:
 
I had the hawts for my cousin but it didn't turn into wanting to screw her. Im over what I thought about my cousin and now she's a married mom.

Plus I didn't see her as often.
 
Question. What is "having the hots" for someone if it's not wanting to screw them?

Being in love?

Because frankly, a pure physical attraction is LESS creepy.
 
amazingfantasy15 said:
Simple advice, it's not your business. Stay out of it. If he tells you, then it's just a liscence to make fun of him for the rest of his life. Whenever you do something wrong and he calls you on it, all you've gotta say is at least I didn't f my cousin. It works pretty well, I had a friend who $#!t himself in college, we never let him live it down even now, many years later, it's still funny. However, he did it in a somewhat public place so it was fair game, this was in his bedroom so he has to bring it up.

All that said, something tells me "John" is actually Conner because most people wouldn't post on this board asking advice for their friend. Also the fact that you made it a point to say she's attractive. Add in the past dealings with friend's moms. You f'ed your cousin didn't you Conner? My advice to you, castrate yourself, because you obviously can't keep it in your pants when it's not appropriate.
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:whatever:Yeah because asking what should be done by someone who is a third party in knowing simply states that it was me. Grow up dude.

I just wanted some basic input on how i should handle it. Trust me, a big part of me does want to make jokes to him about it. But another part of me just wants to keep it to myself and not let him know that I'm aware of what happened. I still get the feeling that he won't tell me out of sheer embarassment. But now I've decided if the time comes, i'll just act shocked when he tells me, and definately have fun with it...later on down the road.
 
he needs to meet the arafat
freestyle_arafat.jpg
 
Conner said:
I had just found out this morning from Josh, and he talked to John about it after it happened and they swore never to speak of it.
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...way to respect their privacy by posting it on the Internet for hundreds to read about! :woot:
 
Only solution, denial until the end of time. It works for me. :up:

Of course I didn't ever do something as heavy as f'ing my cousin.
 
Conner said:
This was originally brought up in the Hype Lounge the other day. But I wanted some more input on what I should do.


One of my really good buddies got drunk last weekend and ended up having sexual intercourse with his cousin....his blood cousin. It's not like they never see each other or didn't know about one another. They see each other all the time. Well, my buddy had a party last weekend and had a bunch of people over, him and his cousin were drinking alot of Jager and Vodka...so people left, but a few drunks stayed at his house and heard moanings in the middle of the night. My buddy Josh went to see who was having sex and he walked in on my buddy John and his cousin Paula going at it on his bed.:csad: I don't think I could look at him the same.


His cousin is hot though. She's 34, mother of 3. But has a nice body, and fake boobs, but they aren't insanely huge...but noticeably big. I had just found out this morning from Josh, and he talked to John about it after it happened and they swore never to speak of it. He didn't go into details or anything, he just said that when John woke up the next morning, he saw a brunette laying her head on his stomach, and when he looked to see who it was they both jumped up freaking out and she ended up crying.

How do I act around them now?? I'm still in shock and grossed out.

What should I do now? What do I say??

Advice Please:woot:
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*******
 
My advice?

Don't worry about hitting it with your cousin. You'll both get over it eventually. Just try to avoid family things for a while till you each calm down.
 
You could of left the tap running, that's always a danger around the house.
 
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