My nephew physically assaulted me.

[War Lord]

The fact that he's got the punching power of wet spaghetti is beside the point.

I asked him to help me move a freezer outside and he refused. As a result, I had to do it myself (it's a small freezer) and his indoor cat got outside because I had to keep the door open for the freezer. I told him his cat got outside and I went to my room.

He couldn't get the cat inside, so he came to my room and started physically assaulting me. I didn't hit him, just defended myself. I called the cops and I am planning to charge him with assault if the cops see warrant to do so.

Nobody should have to tolerate physical abuse, ever.

 

[Cyclops]

Good for you.

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Mentok]

Pop a cap in him.

 

[War Lord]

Good for you.

Thanks for sharing.

I really wanted to share the fact that he doesn't have any real punching power.

Imagine, five hits on the face in the same spot and no damage, whatsoever. I'm not even sore.

 

[War Lord]

Pop a cap in him.

charging him is more fun and more necessary.

 

[ookami]

Okay, if he hits like wet spaghetti, you lost some points with me for toughness. You know you're better than that!!
Two...screw the police...whip his ass!
In your home he hit you first, whip his ass until your hands and feet go numb then use something lying around...like a baseball bat.

 

[War Lord]

Okay, if he hits like wet spaghetti, you lost some points with me for toughness. You know you're better than that!!
Two...screw the police...whip his ass!
In your home he hit you first, whip his ass until your hands and feet go numb then use something lying around...like a baseball bat.

I would, but I don't need a criminal charge to throw me off my goal of owning a store.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Okay, if he hits like wet spaghetti, you lost some points with me for toughness. You know you're better than that!!
Two...screw the police...whip his ass!
In your home he hit you first, whip his ass until your hands and feet go numb then use something lying around...like a baseball bat.

Will you do that to me?

 

[Addendum]

1) How old is your nephew?

2) He's family, so whup his ass you *****

 

[War Lord]

1) How old is your nephew?

2) He's family, so whup his ass you *****

He's 21, and totally out of shape.

Like I said, under Canadian law, to reciprocate is to leave yourself open to charges yourself. You can even be charged if you are robbed and you kick the robber's ass while defending yourself.

If I end up with a criminal record, I lose my chance at my own business and that's more important to me.

 

[Addendum]

I've been taught "Never start a fight, but always finish it".

Canada has no balls

 

[Tsunulia]

He's 21, and totally out of shape.

Like I said, under Canadian law, to reciprocate is to leave yourself open to charges yourself. You can even be charged if you are robbed and you kick the robber's ass while defending yourself.

If I end up with a criminal record, I lose my chance at my own business and that's more important to me.

dude ............21?

 

[Ronny Shade]

LOL. 21? I figured he was like 6. He must be weak as hell.

 

[War Lord]

I've been taught "Never start a fight, but always finish it".

Canada has no balls

It's all about making people to become dependent upon the state.

 

[Tsunulia]

LOL. 21? I figured he was like 6. He must be weak as hell.

my thoughts exactly

 

[War Lord]

dude ............21?

I know. I should let him him assault me again for the massage effect.

 

[Addendum]

"You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state and your own survival. You will confess to the crimes of which you have been accused. You will be released and returned to society a productive citizen if you cooperate. Resistance will be punished. Cooperation will be rewarded"

 

[War Lord]

LOL. 21? I figured he was like 6. He must be weak as hell.

Very sad, really.

 

[hey yo its sean]

Hahaha. *****.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

What goes around comes around. Hopefully in a month someone actually beats the **** out of you. and gets away with it.

 

[War Lord]

What goes around comes around. Hopefully in a month someone actually beats the **** out of you. and gets away with it.

If you're talking to me, I believe that nobody should risk being assaulted, even if that person assaulting you is hardly capable of hurting you.

Today, his fists, next it could be a baseball bat or a knife.

 

[ookami]

Will you do that to me?

For reals....no. For play....I wouldn't beat you with a bat persay.
But by Maryland law...you enter my home...yer ass basically belongs to me...yay!!!

He's 21, and totally out of shape.

All the more reason

Like I said, under Canadian law, to reciprocate is to leave yourself open to charges yourself. You can even be charged if you are robbed and you kick the robber's ass while defending yourself.

If I end up with a criminal record, I lose my chance at my own business and that's more important to me.

For that, Canada officially sucks ass. Here's an idea come to the border just over the line into America and whip his ass, then go home.

 

[user123456789]

Did the cops come yet?

 

[Addendum]

I carry these two knives on me...

The first is a 9 inch, the second 5 inch double-edged.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

If you're talking to me, I believe that nobody should risk being assaulted, even if that person assaulting you is hardly capable of hurting you.

Today, his fists, next it could be a baseball bat or a knife.

First you say hes completely harmless and "assaulted" you, yet didnt hurt you at all.
Now youre saying hes a threat and could beat you with a baseball bat?