Names people don't give their kids anymore

[The Guard]

"Shu-theed"

You guess how it's spelled.

Oh...wait...some parents DO still name their kids that. Idiots.

 

[Doctor Jones]

My psych teacher explained to us how she wants to bring old names back. She wants to name her daughter Gertrude. Wwwhy?

When I think of that I think of an old woman in a wheelchair sipping prune juice.

 

[Manic]

I think old names like Gertrude could work. They're unique because nobody gives kids those names anymore, but they're familiar/anglicized enough for nobody to think they're weird. Plus you can get a few decent nicknames out of those old names. Gertrude alone can give you Gert, Gertie, or Trudy.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Gertrude is a **** name whether it's old school or new school.

Now Remi? That's a cool name. That's what I'm gonna name my daughter

 

[ComicChick]

Gotta love Where The Heart Is.

it's a great, with some terrible names

Novalee
Americus
Forney
Brownie (and the kids named after snacks lol)
Moses Whitecotton

 

[ComicChick]

Gertrude is a **** name whether it's old school or new school.

Now Remi? That's a cool name. That's what I'm gonna name my daughter

i wonder why lol*

 

[Gmanofsteel]

Genivea
Thelma
Velma
Melva
Marge
Rosemary
Wilma
Francis