Names teachers have called you.

[Byrd Man]

I was ripping on my bio teacher about him being a loser with no friends and he called me a prick that was the hardest i've ever laughed

 

[Leto Atrides]

I had a band teacher in high school who called my friend, who happened to be black, "Stain". In retaliation, I got the entire class to start calling the teacher "Mr. Redneck". He quit calling my friend "Stain" after a couple of weeks.

jag

One of my best friends played the same instrument as me, and sits next to me. He's Chinese. During one period, he said, "Mr. [his name], I'm not going to stand for you sleeping in class!" "I wasn't sleeping." "Then why were your eyes closed?" "They weren't." "They look like it!" Everyone was silent for a few seconds as he thought about what he was saying. Needless to say, we gave the director a hard time for weeks after, especially considering 1/4 of the band was Asian.

 

[Drakon]

That's awesome.

 

[Tsunulia]

One of my best friends played the same instrument as me, and sits next to me. He's Chinese. During one period, he said, "Mr. [his name], I'm not going to stand for you sleeping in class!" "I wasn't sleeping." "Then why were your eyes closed?" "They weren't." "They look like it!" Everyone was silent for a few seconds as he thought about what he was saying. Needless to say, we gave the director a hard time for weeks after, especially considering 1/4 of the band was Asian.

hehehehe Poor guys. They should paint eyes on their eye lids


I've had the somewhat the same card played with me. I was digging through my pockets one time looking for a peice of paper I had earlier and I couldn't find it. So I started taking things out of my pockets and put them on the desk for a minute so I could find it. The teacher yelled my name and he looked furious A recount of what happened.

Teacher - "What are you doing?"
Me- "I'm looking for a paper in my pocket"
"That's not important right now. You shoukd be paying attention. Now stop digging in your pockets and look up front"
-So he looks away again and starts reading from the text book, and start putting all the things on my desk back into my pockets - He looks back up at me and yelled my name again-
Me- "What?"
"what did I just tell you?"
"But I'm not digging in my pocket anymore, I'm putting things away "
"But your still not paying attention"
"You want my desk cluttered like this?"

It went on for another minute or two. Then I got in trouble. Megalomaniac much?

 

[Van Petrol]

the worst thing was calling me by my brothers name. considering i didn't like my brother one ****ing bit at the time. and had completely different coloured hair.

LOL, I get that all the time...as does my brother..

 

[THWIP*]

One of my best friends played the same instrument as me, and sits next to me. He's Chinese. During one period, he said, "Mr. [his name], I'm not going to stand for you sleeping in class!" "I wasn't sleeping." "Then why were your eyes closed?" "They weren't." "They look like it!" Everyone was silent for a few seconds as he thought about what he was saying. Needless to say, we gave the director a hard time for weeks after, especially considering 1/4 of the band was Asian.

(-__-)

 

[War Lord]

My grade six teacher called me nuts.

Keep in mind that he was a 6'4 and 250 lbs and he when he played murder ball, he took the name literally.

 

[Darkdd]

Stupid b**ch-child,goat,cow and various other farmland critters.A teacher even went as far as to call my friend(a BOY) a little !

 

[webhead731]

Dang everyone.^

And I thought being called smart a-- was bad.