"Hey Mike, why don't you quit writing one of the most acclaimed runs on one of the best comics that's ever been published, and come write the X-Men at Marvel? You'll make more money!"
"...Yeah, I guess I will. And I do need to make some money. And it's the ****in' X-Men, who doesn't want to write the ****in' X-Men. Yeah, sure, I'll write X-Men."
"OK, just sign on the dotted line, right there, lock yourself into this."
"...O...kay..."
"Alright, guess what your assigned X-book is?"
"Uncanny?"
"NO! You get to write about Xavier, Gambit, Rogue, and Sebastian Shaw, but you're not allowed to write about them doing ANYTHING COOL OR FUN! Oh, and Mister Sinister's in there, in the early ones."
"..."
"Pretty cool, huh?"
"..."
"So, when can you make it to a story meeting?"
"...I ****ing left Hellblazer for this?"