Observations at the dentist's office

[Sexecutioner]

I went to the dentist's office for a routine cleaning and I couldn't help but notice a few things:

1) No matter how much you floss, they will always want you to floss more.

2) All dental-hygenists are hot.

3) The actual dentist, aka the guy that comes in at the end for about 2 mintues to poke your teeth, is always a d-bag.

You guys agree? Disagree? Or do you have any observations/stories about the dentist's office?

 

[UA-Archangel]

You could always arrange for your teeth to be left behind for a thorough cleaning while you go about your day.

 

[The Denialist]

It is always extremely bright inside a dentist's office. I don't know if there's a reason for this. Maybe dentists like a lot of light.

 

[Manic]

3) The actual dentist, aka the guy that comes in at the end for about 2 mintues to poke your teeth, is always a d-bag.

Actually, my dentist is a really nice lady. I've never seen a doctor smile so much.

It is always extremely bright inside a dentist's office. I don't know if there's a reason for this. Maybe dentists like a lot of light.

I imagine dentists need the light to better see your teeth.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

for me, the only thing thats always true is the hygienists are always overly cheerful, and the office looks very 70's

 

[Immortalfire]

I hate dentists. They are my greatest fear

And it is for that reason that I don't go.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

dentists arn't so bad, but doctors scare me... im always afraid something is gonna be wrong with me.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

My dentist is really nice. One of the hygienists I never liked because she used the tooth-cleaner on my gums which hurt. After several years of this she finally said it was because my gums were slightly inflamed. Since then I've brushed a lot more.

 

[Arc-Light]

I am dating myself here but does anyone remember back in the day, when they used laughing gas.......so there i was maybe 84' trippin on laughing gas, and i remember the song safety dance on the pa.................that was the only time that song kicked ass...............also that fact i couldn't go back to school because I WAS TRIPPIN...........end story.

 

[Mee]

I went to the dentist's office for a routine cleaning and I couldn't help but notice a few things:

1) No matter how much you floss, they will always want you to floss more.

2) All dental-hygenists are hot.

3) The actual dentist, aka the guy that comes in at the end for about 2 mintues to poke your teeth, is always a d-bag.

What kind of Magical Fantasy Candy Land do you live in?

 

[The Denialist]

I imagine dentists need the light to better see your teeth.

That makes sense, but isn't that what those adjustable lights above every dentist chair are for?

 

[04nbod]

Its always quiet...too quiet

 

[Abstract]

This thread reminds me I need to go back to the dentist . . .

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

the first time I ever read a spider-man comic, I was in the dentist's office

 

[Honey Vibe]

I hate dentists. They are my greatest fear

try a gynie

 

[Hobgoblin]

I went to the dentist's office for a routine cleaning and I couldn't help but notice a few things:

1) No matter how much you floss, they will always want you to floss more.

In my case, they tell me to brush gently and since I dont, they want me to buy the $100 sonic toothbrush. Yeah, sure.

2) All dental-hygenists are hot.

Meh. If you say so.

3) The actual dentist, aka the guy that comes in at the end for about 2 mintues to poke your teeth, is always a d-bag.

My regular dentist is a pretty decent guy.

You guys agree? Disagree? Or do you have any observations/stories about the dentist's office?

Yeah, while waiting to have some teeth pulled, I realized what "groovy" meant. I was in a daze from the gas and some 70's music was playing on the radio. Suddenly, I knew what it was like in the 70's.

 

[michephantom]

Laughing gas? does it really make you laugh, or is that just a silly cliche? I've had the gas that knocks you out. Bubble gum flavored. On a side note, has there been a batman comic where the joker poses as a dentist?

Rule #1: All hygenists have to be female, usually cheerfull and sometimes bimbos
Rule #2: All dentists are distant and always play the dissapointed parental figure
Rule #3: They secretly delight in asking you questions when you can't talk
Rule #4: they NEVER suction enought

 

[FaT_tONle]

Best thing about the Dentist Office...

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview...7acc186a-cb41-424c-9d54-db49fe6e8208Large.jpg



Other than that it is pretty meh... my dentist does a hapass job... figures since my parents found the cheapest possible office for me... but I like getting my teeth/mouth really clean once in a while. Who doesn't? One of these days I will make out with a woman as soon as I step out of the dentist office and it will be the greatest kiss that woman will have ever received.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

One of these days I will make out with a woman as soon as I step out of the dentist office and it will be the greatest kiss that woman will have ever received.

Cleanest? Yes. Greatest? That remains to be seen

 

[FaT_tONle]

Cleanest? Yes. Greatest? That remains to be seen

The Master has spoken...

 

[Captain_Death]

I really hate when they have to do X-rays. They shove a piece of plastic in the side of your mouth and it cuts into your gums and the base of your tongue.

 

[michephantom]

^^^ The last time I went to the dentists they had to retake the xrays over and over because they couldn't get them right. And the dentist still messed up my root canal. But I do tend to have freakish, rare teeth (6 wisdom teeth).

 

[lemmasaurus]

Laughing gas? does it really make you laugh, or is that just a silly cliche? I've had the gas that knocks you out. Bubble gum flavored. On a side note, has there been a batman comic where the joker poses as a dentist?

Rule #1: All hygenists have to be female, usually cheerfull and sometimes bimbos
Rule #2: All dentists are distant and always play the dissapointed parental figure
Rule #3: They secretly delight in asking you questions when you can't talk
Rule #4: they NEVER suction enought

In Mad Love, the Joker is Gordon's dentist, and Harley is his hot hygienist!

 

[Dark Victory]

Is it just me or do dentist's offices seem so...retro?

 

[Sexecutioner]

^^^ The last time I went to the dentists they had to retake the xrays over and over because they couldn't get them right. And the dentist still messed up my root canal. But I do tend to have freakish, rare teeth (6 wisdom teeth).

Earlier this year I had to get a full x-ray (the one that rotates around your head 360 degrees). The lady mis-measured the distance between my head and the machine, and it almost ripped my head off.