Official 2011 MLB Thread - Part 1

[FCEEVIPER]

oh this Mets/Marlins game is awful...it's like watching ******ed elephants hump

Nice win tonight boys!

 

[BlackLantern]

no...it wasn't

K-rod blew it and that game should have been over in the ninth

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

oh this Mets/Marlins game is awful...it's like watching ******ed elephants hump

I find that statement offensive to ******ed elephants

 

[FCEEVIPER]

no...it wasn't

K-rod blew it and that game should have been over in the ninth

"W" is a "W", in my book.

Blown saves are part of the game. Again, nice win boys.

 

[BlackLantern]

I find that statement offensive to ******ed elephants

yea...I do feel bad...poor ******ed Jumbo

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Jumbo

 

[BlackLantern]

what?

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

I've never heard of any elephants named Jumbo. Maybe Dumbo but not Jumbo.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Jumbo was Dumbo's mom. I think.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Franklin, you son of a *****.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

I mean that in the nicest way

 

[Immortalfire]

Jumbo was Dumbo's mom. I think.

Correct.

 

[bbf2]

God, the Angels bullpen is absolutely horrendous. We have two great starters and one decent one, and the offense should be decent, but we are going nowhere with that horrible bullpen.

 

[BlackLantern]

I do wish Texas continued success, but the claw/antler thing is still stupid.

 

[scifiwolf]

Just wanted to jump in here and express my pride over my Orioles telling ESPN's Accuscore to go screw itself! Go O's!!!

 

[CrypticOne]

I heard the Rockies are supposed to be one of the best teams this year. Any truth to that?

 

[Franklin Richards]

Franklin, you son of a *****.

I mean that in the nicest way

Understood.


Carry on.

 

[bored]

so the Royals will be 3-159?

You're picking my Royals to win at least one more game? Respect at last!

 

[Kingfish]

You're picking my Royals to win at least one more game? Respect at last!

Of course they will. They still play the Angels today.

 

[Alex The Great]

Blue Jays looking pretty good. Could sweep the Twins today

 

[Alex The Great]

Oh look, the Indians just did a triple play. This will be their crowning achievement this season

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

Harrison is looking very good right now...This is some great baseball Kinslers playin...3 homeruns in the first 3 games.
Go Rangers!

 

[Franklin Richards]

Kinsler on pace for 162 HR's.

 

[SpideyVille]

Kinsler on pace for 162 HR's.

So is Teixeira.

 

[Alex The Great]

Jays were like a foot away from tying it in the ninth. So close