Official 2011 MLB Thread - Part 1

[cyborg ninja 14]

sorry cyborg....I don't know, nor do I really care

So you don't care when a major league baseball player explains a statistic that could better your knowledge of the game. Continue to be a dullard, please.

 

[BlackLantern]

all I saw was a white box....and I understand the game just fine....Im content with where my "knowledge" of the game is at

its only baseball, man

 

[Franklin Richards]

"You throw the ball. You hit the ball. You catch the ball. Got it???"


"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains."

 

[Spidey-Bat]

K-Rod is so bad. He can never throw his breaking ball for a strike. Let's see if he can not blow it.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

"You throw the ball. You hit the ball. You catch the ball. Got it???"


"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains."

I can randomly quote someone and spam icons too.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

But you only did one of those.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

"I only did one of those"

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

all I saw was a white box....and I understand the game just fine....Im content with where my "knowledge" of the game is at

its only baseball, man

I just wish it made for more interesting conversation. It's pretty boring when half the posters in this thread bury their head in the sand when someone says something that challenges accepted "truths"

 

[Franklin Richards]

I can randomly quote someone and spam icons too.

And I can be a dick just like you.



Who pissed in your Kix?

 

[BlackLantern]

I just wish it made for more interesting conversation. It's pretty boring when half the posters in this thread bury their head in the sand when someone says something that challenges accepted "truths"

it's not about challenging anyones "truths" about anything...I know there are various stats in the world of baseball.....just not interested in them

 

[Kingfish]

In other news it is mid April.

Makes as much sense as handing the Rangers the division when they were 8-0. Or last December.

it's not about challenging anyones "truths" about anything...I know there are various stats in the world of baseball.....just not interested in them

What I love is how many times you tell us you're not interested in them. If they really didn't interest you then I wouldn't think you'd bother.

You're really a closet stathead aren't you?

 

[BlackLantern]

I just don't like having my "fandom" questioned because I don't give a **** what war and whip are


I'm a stathead, but not for baseball

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Makes as much sense as handing the Rangers the division when they were 8-0. Or last December.

I just don't like having my "fandom" questioned because I don't give a **** what war and whip are


I'm a stathead, but not for baseball

Here's what I don't understand. Baseball is more stat-orientated than any other sport. It's been that way for literally over a hundred years. How can you not enjoy it from that stance?

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Pretty awesome thing just happened. My dad is at the Dbacks game today, I predicted that Upton was going to homer when he came to the plate in the 4th and on the very first pitch of the at-bat he goes yard.

**** yeah.

 

[BlackLantern]

im sorry the conversation here isn't scintillating enough for your elevated standards, so I want to apologize on behalf of all of us dullards here


there are other boards that might provide you with the more refined conversation you so desire

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

im sorry the conversation here isn't scintillating enough for your elevated standards, so I want to apologize on behalf of all of us dullards here


there are other boards that might provide you with the more refined conversation you so desire

It's okay, being a Mets fan is hard.

 

[bored]

They have that deep farm system after all.

Yep. They're playing better than expected so far this season, and when you get Eric Hosmer, Mike Moustakas, and a few new pitchers up, they'll be kicking some serious ass.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

I was actually saying the opposite. Also your avatar matches your post again.

ohh my bad man..i read that the complete opposite way...i r dumb

And I can be a dick just like you.



Who pissed in your Kix?

ehh id just ignore it...they were exactly like this last year too.

 

[BizarroAids]

Yep. They're playing better than expected so far this season, and when you get Eric Hosmer, Mike Moustakas, and a few new pitchers up, they'll be kicking some serious ass.

Even though we lost tonight, we still look good!

 

[BlackLantern]

what is this "we" s***....when did you make the roster?

 

[BizarroAids]

"We" as in Royals fans.

 

[Darthphere]

Hey guys, we almost made it a whole page without talking about the Rangers.


****!

 

[Alex The Great]

So close. So ****ing close.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

And I can be a dick just like you.



Who pissed in your Kix?

What a lewd question, I'm offended.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

"We" as in Royals fans.

More Royals fans on SHH! than in Kansas City it seems.