Official Batman Titles thread 2.0 - - Part 11

[Roose Bolton]

The entire concept that Death has a granddaughter makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

 

[Mystirious]

The entire concept that Death has a granddaughter makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

He's so adorable

 

[Watchman]

He did get dunked in those magic waters during the resurrection of Ra's al Ghul so he might also be immortal now



Everyone is fond of owls

Bruce discovers that the Court of Owls is run by an actual owl

Dr Mid-Nite shows up and his pet owl has an epic showdown with the evil owl



Earth Owl is also carried atop the head of a giant space owl

It's like the discworld

Alright, I think it's time we get started on the Multiverse Misadventures of Stephanie "Too cool to be forgotten" Brown and....um...let's say Plastic Man.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Written by Frank Miller

 

[Naked Shia]

and Neal Adams in a one in a life-time epic team up.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Fairly sure all of comicdom would be wiped from that powerhouse team.

The only one left would be Stan Lee who, I'm convinced, is unkillable.

 

[Naked Shia]

He would then adapt the concept in the MU and claim it was his idea since day one.

 

[Mystirious]

Alright, I think it's time we get started on the Multiverse Misadventures of Stephanie "Too cool to be forgotten" Brown and....um...let's say Plastic Man.

And Cass!

And they travel the multiverse on the back of a Time Unicorn

 

[Roose Bolton]

Bah Unicorns are overrated, they're goat monsters in Game of Thrones and the only decent one I've seen elsewhere Was Charlie...But he doesn't have a ****ing kidney!

He would then adapt the concept in the MU and claim it was his idea since day one.

And somewhere someone with the last name Kirby would vow to have revenge. Yet fail, and pass on the burden to their children.

 

[Motown Marvel]

this crap about tim never being robin is beyond dumb. its been less than a year and they still cant keep a simple continuity.

 

[Mystirious]

Bah Unicorns are overrated, they're goat monsters in Game of Thrones and the only decent one I've seen elsewhere Was Charlie...But he doesn't have a ****ing kidney!

How can you hate the unicorns Oberon

They're magical and lovely

You know secretly you want a unicorn in your life

 

[Watchman]

With Ambush Bug and Traci 13. This rag tag group of heroes race to save themselves while being chased by the Brain and Monsieur Mallah. This summer in Awesome Crisis: I Kick Your Face. Basically, this is DC's Nextwave and I'm more content making this **** up than talking about Batman books until the next issue of Inc comes out.

 

[Roose Bolton]

How can you hate the unicorns Oberon

They're magical and lovely

You know secretly you want a unicorn in your life

I secretly want one in my stomach

 

[Mystirious]

With Ambush Bug and Traci 13. This rag tag group of heroes race to save themselves while being chased by the Brain and Monsieur Mallah. This summer in Awesome Crisis: I Kick Your Face. Basically, this is DC's Nextwave and I'm more content making this **** up than talking about Batman books until the next issue of Inc comes out.

The Egg Fu's of both the pre and post crisis dcu join together as the Alliance of Evil Eggs to cause trouble for our heroes!

Galenthias the Wonder Kitteh tags along to help them on their adventures and offer dry wit with a british accent

But will they be prepared for the horror when the Brain sends a legion of Roy Harper clones armed with dead cats and powered by a lust for cocaine after them and will a daring team up with Anthro and Streaky the Supercat save them and help Galenthias save the cat people of earth 95

All this and more in a very special Christmas issue of Awesome Crisis: I kick your face

 

[Mystirious]

Batwoman was so good this week

Maro is one twisted and evil jive mutha

I felt so sorry for Maggie in this issue But i loved the scene with her and Kate and Kate telling her how wrong it felt being kissed by anyone but her made me go d'awwww as did Kate opening up about her past to Maggie

I loves these two together so much

And

Spoiler

Bette's awoken from her coma! t:

I secretly want one in my stomach

I'm half unicorn on my mothers side

Don't eat my sisters Oberon

 

[Cain]

I'd buy Awesome Crisis if Chris KL-99 & Beppo the Super-Monkey showed up and turned both egg fu's into omelettes

 

[Mystirious]

I'd buy Awesome Crisis if Chris KL-99 & Beppo the Super-Monkey showed up and turned both egg fu's into omelettes

In Awesome Crisis omelette eat you

 

[Watchman]

The Egg Fu's of both the pre and post crisis dcu join together as the Alliance of Evil Eggs to cause trouble for our heroes!

Galenthias the Wonder Kitteh tags along to help them on their adventures and offer dry wit with a british accent

But will they be prepared for the horror when the Brain sends a legion of Roy Harper clones armed with dead cats and powered by a lust for cocaine after them and will a daring team up with Anthro and Streaky the Supercat save them and help Galenthias save the cat people of earth 95

All this and more in a very special Christmas issue of Awesome Crisis: I kick your face

I think my head just exploded, Scanners style.

I'd buy Awesome Crisis if Chris KL-99 & Beppo the Super-Monkey showed up and turned both egg fu's into omelettes

Yes, it will cover all 935 years of DC comic publishing history. From it's early start in the 30's to the far future where a deranged bum living in New New York will be scribbling pictures of Superman and Batman onto a piece of toilet paper with a crayon telling people that this is there only way to salvation. It turns out this is a time displaced Grant Morrison who is on the run from the Chronovore and he's trying to prepare our minds for the coming threat of the All Ending.

 

[Mystirious]

I think my head just exploded, Scanners style.


Yes, it will cover all 935 years of DC comic publishing history. From it's early start in the 30's to the far future where a deranged bum living in New New York will be scribbling pictures of Superman and Batman onto a piece of toilet paper with a crayon telling people that this is there only way to salvation. It turns out this is a time displaced Grant Morrison who is on the run from the Chronovore and he's trying to prepare our minds for the coming threat of the All Ending.

He teams up with Alan Moore and with their combined magic they help Steph and her friends summon the silver age Superman to try and help them

Unfortunately he drags Plastic Man off intent on forcing him to marry an ape and its up to Steph and Cass to prevent the strangest marriage of the year

 

[Roose Bolton]

Batwoman was so good this week

Maro is one twisted and evil jive mutha

I felt so sorry for Maggie in this issue But i loved the scene with her and Kate and Kate telling her how wrong it felt being kissed by anyone but her made me go d'awwww as did Kate opening up about her past to Maggie

I loves these two together so much

And

Spoiler

Bette's awoken from her coma! t:

I'm half unicorn on my mothers side

Don't eat my sisters Oberon

I may only devour their hearts.

 

[Mystirious]

I may only devour their hearts.

You monster

They need those!

 

[Roose Bolton]

Would you rather I did as Maro's boss said and devour Batwoman instead ?

 

[Mystirious]

Don't do it Oberon

 

[Roose Bolton]

Well I havent had my daily quota of virgins blood, so I feel like having a good nom.

In all seriousness how did you like this weeks Batwoman Mysti?
Personally I'm wondering what Blackman and Williams (good ol' trust J.H) are building up to? Maro and his groupies are still out there with the kids..

 

[Cain]

Exactly it was so damn anti-climatic. I'm left asking "wait how did Kate Kane save the day again?". I get having to leave nuggets for future stories around but at least most people actually FINISH the current story while doing that.