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First Avenger OFFICIAL: Chris Evans is Captain America

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Damn, I think Evans got himself the Bruce Lee wings

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^Everytime I look at that picture of Chris Evans I get feelings in funny places mommy.
 
"WHATTA MAN, WHATTA MAN, WHATTA MAN!"

- Salt 'N' Peppa
 
Ok what did I miss? Because it feels like I've gone back a trillion pages & all people are talking about is Chris Evans hairless chest...

What's the big deal?
 
No big deal. Move along. Let's not open that can of hairless worms again...
 
It started as an observation, turned into a joke and then some people started taking it seriously again. It basically all spawned from the fact that everything looks so good and people don't have anything to complain about anymore.
 
As long as we don't talk about Hairy Worms...They've always terrified me.
 
I wholeheartedly second that motion - can honestly say that I dont want to talk about hairy worms either.

Not on this forum, anyways. :D
 
This thread got silly. I love it :up:
 
But see, in telling us you don't want to talk about hairy worms you are, in fact, talking about hairy worms.
 
Worms?! i hate worms! they make me crazy!
Crazy?! I don't wanna be crazy, they'll leave me in a room to die!
Die?! I don't wanna die, the worms will get me!
Worms?! i hate worms! they make me crazy!
Crazy?! I don't wanna be crazy, they'll leave me in a room to die!
Die?! I don't wanna die, the worms will get me!
Worms?! i hate worms! they make me crazy!
Crazy?! I don't wanna be crazy, they'll leave me in a room to die!
Die?! I don't wanna die, the worms will get me!
...etc.
 
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Physical shape aside, this is the most Steve Rogers I ever saw Chris look like.
 
Anyone else thinks that this Haley is kinda ugly?? I mean. comon....I always need a hot chick in a superhero film. This Haley-thing looks like it s about 35. Wiki tells me she s still in her 20s. Well, that sure is a bad shape for an woman in her 20s.

However, Maggi Gyllenhaal from TDK and Gwyneth Paltrow from Iron Man weren t that beautiful either. I miss those good old days when hotties like Kirsten Dunst, Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner were in hero Flicks :(
 
Dunst? DUNST? She's fugly with a capital F. And Alba, while hot, couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. Garner's a better actress but was stiil quite miscast as a swarthy greek assassin chick. There's nothing 'greek' about her.
 
I'd take Paltrow's Pepper Potts (personally dont think she's ever looked better than in the IM films) over Dunst's Mary Jane any day of the week.

And twice on Sundays.
 
Yeah, Haley's a real dog :rolleyes:

There's nothing more sad than a bunch of guys on the internet reviewing the looks of actresses. "Her nose is a couple of millimeters too big for my tastes". This is why I don't go into casting threads for female characters.
 
Dunst in SM1 I'd take, but the sequels no way. Anyway, who cares about how hot the leading chick is? These aren't Michael Bay movies. I for one, would like to focus on the characters and performance. Not just there to be eye candy.

Paltrow and Pfieffer are the only truly great ladies of comic book films.
 
Dunst? DUNST? She's fugly with a capital F. And Alba, while hot, couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. Garner's a better actress but was stiil quite miscast as a swarthy greek assassin chick. There's nothing 'greek' about her.

I'm with you on all counts above.

Dunst has always looked like snaggled tooth trailer trash to me.

Haley isn't ugly by any stretch of the imagination. She looks like a normal gal, which feels right for this kind of movie. Something like Sin City or even a Fantastic Four has an over the top quality, so you can get away with something as rediculous as having Jessica Alba portray a brilliant scientist. :whatever:

JAK®;19184378 said:
There's nothing more sad than a bunch of guys on the internet reviewing the looks of actresses.

Jak...meet the Internet. Internet...Jak.
 
Anyone else thinks that this Haley is kinda ugly?? I mean. comon....I always need a hot chick in a superhero film. This Haley-thing looks like it s about 35. Wiki tells me she s still in her 20s. Well, that sure is a bad shape for an woman in her 20s.

However, Maggi Gyllenhaal from TDK and Gwyneth Paltrow from Iron Man weren t that beautiful either. I miss those good old days when hotties like Kirsten Dunst, Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner were in hero Flicks :(
Ugly?
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Bite your tongue.

By the way, feel free to post a picture of your undoubtedly hotter girlfriend, since you obviously have the standards.
 
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