*Official* Relationship Advice Thread Strikes Back

[Alex The Great]

Walk, fatty

 

[enterthemadness]

Walk, fatty

True. I've walked there before and back, only like 15 minute walk.

 

[lixdexia]

yea, I don't have a car, only a permit. Don't need her seeing me driving there with my Dad or Mom. And I love that coffee place.

then you're already too nervous. park a block away and walk

True. I've walked there before and back, only like 15 minute walk.

...then why are you even driving?

 

[Alex The Great]

True. I've walked there before and back, only like 15 minute walk.

Then what the hell are you doing? Walk! And while you're going there, shave and get a hair cut

 

[enterthemadness]

then you're already too nervous. park a block away and walk...then why are you even driving?

Um, because I don't wanna walk 15 minute to and from there all the time. Only like a 5 minute car ride away depending on the light.

 

[enterthemadness]

Then what the hell are you doing? Walk! And while you're going there, shave and get a hair cut

I shaved my beard all way off, and I try and shave again before going. As for hair cut, dude I love my long hair. I've said this before.

 

[lixdexia]

Um, because I don't wanna walk 15 minute to and from there all the time. Only like a 5 minute car ride away depending on the light.

yeah, but it's a 15 min walk...folks take restroom breaks longer than that. it's good for you. walk.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I shaved my beard all way off, and I try and shave again before going. As for hair cut, dude I love my long hair. I've said this before.

That's fine if you like the long hair, guys can pull off that look.

But at least get it did or something, you don't want it looking all ratty.

 

[enterthemadness]

yeah, but it's a 15 min walk...folks take restroom breaks longer than that. it's good for you. walk.

Oh my...71 tomorrow at 1pm and 0% chance of rain. Guess I will walk now, not too hot and not too cold.

 

[Anubis]

 

[Anita18]

Well my situation has been sorted out, turns out the girl I was trying to woo and asking advice about a few pages back has been going out with a (now) former friend behind my back, I mean I was never going out with her or anything, but this feels like a stab in the back that I am totally undeserving of. I am not boasting but you couldnt meet a nicer guy than me, I totally didnt deserve this.

Of course she still wants to be friends, no wonder all of the money I spent on her!

Umm, if you believe that someone should be with you because you're spending a lot of money on her (or that she's spending time with you because of the money you spend on her), maybe you ought to reconsider your approach?

yeah, but it's a 15 min walk...folks take restroom breaks longer than that. it's good for you. walk.

The walk from the parking lot to my lab is like, 10 minutes. And you can't park any closer!

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Quite possibly one of the lamest things of all time.

 

[enterthemadness]

Being stood up is so fun! Like totally Omg!

 

[lixdexia]

sorry man, you enjoy your book at least?

 

[terry78]

Are you people making these stories up? You can't all be this inept at it, and coming from me, that's saying something.

 

[Carcharodon]

If they were making it up, wouldn't they portray themselves as less inept?

 

[terry78]

 

[Carcharodon]

I don't speak sign language.

 

[Hound55]

My life is one long episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm and this thread still stuns and amuses me...

 

[CrypticOne]

HAHA! Thats cool!

 

[Erzengel]

Are you people making these stories up? You can't all be this inept at it, and coming from me, that's saying something.

I think it's possible. Maybe we have too many people living at home and being babied longer instead of venturing out.

 

[enterthemadness]

Well need more money to move out...

 

[CrypticOne]

I think it's possible. Maybe we have too many people living at home and being babied longer instead of venturing out.

That is very true. Something I believe strongly in. Even when guys get girls nowadays, like Joan from Mad Men said, they are looking for something in between a mom and a waitress.

 

[enterthemadness]

That is very true. Something I believe strongly in. Even when guys get girls nowadays, like Joan from Mad Men said, they are looking for something in between a mom and a waitress.

Eh, not into those type of women.

 

[Anubis]

I myself am more into a Naughty Nanny crossed with a Thai Ladyboy prostitue.