Omegle?

[Mrh7448]

At first I thought this thing was really weird and odd, but it's kinda fun messin with anonymous strangers.



Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Here there and everywhere
You: but right now, i'm in the now
Stranger: 日你个龟哦
You: Funky
Stranger: 滚开
You: I see that everywhere in here
You: when I'm in the right part of town
Stranger: ？
You: I still can't read it though
Stranger: 你知道我在说什么吗？、我在骂你！白痴
You: Yeah see...language barrier
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: wait
You: YOu could be calling me a giant mother ****ing ******* and I'd have no idea
You: wait?
You: on what?
You: I don't work in a restaurant
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: do you have MSN?
You: I did, but someone stole it
You: I haven't been able to find them yet
You: but when I do, there'll be hell to pay
Stranger: MY gold
You: cause I'm Batman
Stranger: ya
Stranger: I am a Spider-Man
You: I can kick your ass
You: All i need is prep time
You: Besides I know who Spiderman really is
You: Don't I peter
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I told you I'm Batman...you figure it out
Stranger: You are gay
You: No....I'M THE MOTHER ****ING BATMAN!!!!
Stranger: borg?
You: WHAT ARE YOU DENSE??? NO I AM ****ING BATMAN!!!
You: DON"T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!!!
Stranger: And your mother go to bed
You: my mother's dead....so's my dad...thanks for bringing up some bad ****
Stranger: *******
You: No ....BATMAN
You: you can say it
You: I know you can
Stranger: You love my own mother?
You: I don't love your mother but I had sex with her last night
You: it was nasty
You: and why you ask?
You: cause I'm BATMAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mrh7448]

Stranger: hey
You: I like cereal
You: do you like potatoes
Stranger: i like your mothers minge
Stranger: it tastes like cereal
You: how interesting I wouldn't know
Stranger: hey, i got pics
You: Your mother tastes like chocolate
Stranger: wanna see them, im a girl
You: no
Stranger: cmon
You: I don't believe anything anyone says on here
You: Chris Hansen?
Stranger: no
Stranger: actually
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how did you know?
You: I know really there are no strangers on here...everyone is just Chris Hansen. Trying to catch predators
Stranger: lolcat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mrh7448]

I am so bored at work today

Stranger: helllooo ;D
Stranger: omg this is SOOO exticiting
You: Hi...I pee chocolate milk
You: is it?
Stranger: omg me too!
Stranger: im getting all emotional
You: That's awesome, I thought I was the only one
You: me too
Stranger: oh man, i had the same!
You: I might start to cry
Stranger: anywayshz where r u from
You: I'm from the land of Milk and Honey
You: you?
Stranger: I'm from the land where boobs grow on trees
You: That's awesome
You: you must bump into a lot of **** walking around there
Stranger: no **** sherlock
You: hard to keep your eyes on the road
Stranger: yea it is!
You: That's awesome
Stranger: but it keeps u hard 24/7
You: it wood
Stranger: anywahsz im off, going to look for a girl
You: good luck
Stranger: great conversation ca
Stranger: xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[ross2287]

Mine was weird...

Stranger: hello
You: hey stranger
Stranger:
Stranger: ㄴㅇㅀㄴㄹㅇㅎㄴㄹㅇㅎ
Stranger: ㅇ루나이우에에에에
Stranger: 우헤헤ㅔ헤헤헤
Stranger: 우헿에ㅔ헤에헹헤ㅔㅇ레헹ㅎ
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: im not racist - but i want talk with black people, so if u are yellow or white. left this chat
You have disconnected.

 

[bullets]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: do u wanna meet a spanish male on msn for only talking?
You: talking about what
You: isnt that what we do here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


another stupid one :

You: hello
Stranger: how big is ur cock?
You: really big
Stranger: how big?
You: you couldnt find a ruler to measure it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Holiday]

I try to get on Omegle and mess around with people but they'll either not play along and leave, or we'll get into an actual conversation that goes on for a little while. I've even continued chatting with someone I've talked to on Omegle on another site.

 

[Sentinel X]

Stranger: i wanna take a ride on your disco stick xD
You: I wanna take a ride on your mom
Stranger: hey
Stranger: really?
Stranger: my mom's a milf
Stranger:
You: DAmn...awsome
Stranger: haha i know
You: But that is creepy that you call your mom a milf
Stranger:

 

[katie_girl09]

"A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!"
Stranger: And chubby.
You: Chubby?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Heh heh. This is kinda fun.

EDIT:
Stranger: are you horny?
You: not for you
You have disconnected.
Jeez. Even on the internet. I'll never find the man of my dreams.

 

[katie_girl09]

Stranger: heey
Stranger: m or f?
You: Want to hear the good news of Jesus Christ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Want to hear the good news of Allah?
Stranger: hello r u a horny girl
You: No. Would you like to hear about Mohammad and the good news of the Qur'an?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: me ear itches
You: Would you like to hear about Buddhism?
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: no
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The internet hates Jesus, Mohammad, and the Buddha.

 

[Sentinel X]

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: m or f
You: Asian?
You: female
Stranger: age
You: 16
You: you?
Stranger: 19
You: m or f
Stranger: m
You: cool. Want to see some pictures
Stranger: yea
You: What kind?
Stranger: any
You: Panties?
Stranger: yea
You: Hold on a sec.
Stranger: ok
You: http://img442.imageshack.us/i/1188994406433346a87dgi3.jpg/
Stranger: nice

 

[enterthemadness]

I got one that may be infraction worthy, but to hell with it. This was a bit of fun, since the person was going for the ride.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hello.

Stranger: hey

You: I'm Chris Hanson.

Stranger: whats up

Stranger: with dateline

Stranger: nice

You: How about you have a seat over there.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: you know

Stranger: i wasnt gonna do anything

You: I know you're lying,

You: I have the e-mails.

Stranger: sigh

You: That girl wasn't 13, she was 22.

Stranger: please man i got kids

Stranger: and a wife

You: Although to be fair, she looks 17...

Stranger: yea she does

Stranger: ***** looks finer than a mutha****a

Stranger: id hit it

Stranger: no lie

You: She does...

Stranger: mhm

You: but I have to take you in...

Stranger: please man

Stranger: come on

You: ...To the Strip Club.

You: Didn't see that coming.

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: you know

Stranger: there was this dude

Stranger: at my school

Stranger: who was caught in that show

Stranger: some asian dude

You: Yes,

Stranger: he was trying to partay with a 14 year old

You: I see...

Stranger: then you popped out

Stranger: and he was like

Stranger: ****!

Stranger: no

Stranger: im so sorry

Stranger: i wont do it again

Stranger: ah

Stranger: i knew she wasnt real

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: sorry

You: What's this? I'm at the wrong house?

You: I'm sorry, sir.

Stranger: its just that im 22 and im still a virgin

Stranger: when he said that

You: That's sad...

Stranger: i couldnt stop crackin up for like 20 minutes

Stranger: im like i seen him at school before

Stranger: you can see the episode on youtube

Stranger: i think

Stranger: its the episode in long beach

Stranger: california

You: I see.

You: Well, at least he was no 40-yr old virgin/

Stranger: word

You: You didn't get this from me...

You: But i heard...

You: That Larry King...

Stranger: is a ***??

You: Well...I dunno, but he's old.

You: He lost his virginity during the dinosauers era.

Stranger: lucky

You: He was the only person during that time...

You: not lucky.

Stranger: damn

Stranger: hell yea

Stranger: gettin some fine ass female t rex tail

Stranger: thats whoa

You: You didn't just say that.

You: Nasty.

Stranger: cant help it

You: You can't help it?

You: You cna't help talking to little girls online?

Stranger: those t rex skeletons turn me on

You: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

You: Well, least u don't need a condom.

Stranger: come on

Stranger: chris

You: * rim shot*

Stranger: be real

You: That's Mr. Hansen.

Stranger: thats some fine ass piece of ass

Stranger: chris come on

Stranger: ive known you since way back

You: That is true.

You: Back to the strip club booty call days.

Stranger: good times

Stranger: rembember i almost ****ed you up that one day

Stranger: damn

Stranger: i lost it that day

You: Until that STD i got from the He-She...

Stranger: oh yea

Stranger: that calmed my ass down

You: And you pointed and laugh.

Stranger: **** yea

You: Well, gonna arrest you.

Stranger: the ***** was all over you

You: It felt good and bad at the same time.

Stranger: his her mouth was all over your penis

Stranger: ****en hilarious

Stranger: he she sucked my dick too

You: Then I came like a volcaneo.

Stranger: yea i remember that

Stranger: the ***** tried to get crazy with you

Stranger: then you chocked her out

Stranger: till she calmed down

You: Yes, Yes,....

Stranger: remember the next day

Stranger: we woke up next to each other

You: When I pimped you out? Yes.

Stranger: wonder what happend

Stranger: i cant remember what the hell happend after though

Stranger: we where buggin out

You: It was the coke.

You: You shouldn't have let me try it.

You: Shame on you.

Stranger: aye man

Stranger: you only live once

You: This is true.

Stranger: goood times.

You: Well, it has been fun. I gotta go sleep and catch my bad guys tomorrow.

Stranger: okeeey

Stranger: bust a nut on a chicks face for me

You: Okay.

You have disconnected.

 

[Gilpesh]

Stranger: My name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
You: Hey! That's my name too!
Stranger: Awesome!
You: So how's omegle? Still ******ed?
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: Well, that's bound to happen
You: with all these jews running around
Stranger: xD
You have disconnected.

 

[Gilpesh]

**** that.

 

[enterthemadness]

**** that.

why? The one I posted. It was the most fun I had...

Other than the ones where I go *stalker mode activated* and the person leaves. Funny t:.

 

[Gilpesh]

It's called a double post. ******* ******

 

[Sentinel X]

I did another Chris Hansen just for kicks....damn Im bored. ha.

Stranger: hiii
You: hi
You: where r u from?
Stranger: brasil
Stranger: u ?
You: us
You: New Jersey, specifically
Stranger: Rio de Janeiro..know ?
You: I've heard of it
You: m or f
Stranger: male
You: cool...female
You:
Stranger:
You: Age?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: and u ?
You: 16
You: Do you like pics or are you not that kind of person?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like
Stranger: why ?
You: I got some if youre interested
You: Hello?
Stranger:
you can show me some?
Stranger: sorry
You: What kind do you like?
Stranger: yours ?
You: haha...panties? t-shirt, bikini?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: bikini
You: okay hold on a sec....its topless though, is that okay
Stranger: ok
You: Ugh...Im looking for it...hold on
You: I can't find it...but I do have the panties one with me and my friend during a sleepover
You: Is that okay?
Stranger: okey
You: btw, you're 18 right?
Stranger: yes, of course
You: Oh...I just didn't want to show it to someone who is too old, you know?
Stranger: understand
Stranger: show me
Stranger: im a young boy
You: Yeah...sometimes they lie and stuff.
Stranger: hahaha
You: I know...haha. funny right? why would someone do that?
You: Are you sure you'll like the pictures though? What kind of girls do you like exactly?
You: -sorry, im self conscious -
Stranger: come on..
You: Okay fine...you promise you wont laugh or anything right?
You:
Stranger: i promise
You: okay...if you do I'll be sooOOooo mad
You: lol
You: well here it is....
You: http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6954/1188994406433346a87dgi3.jpg
You: you like it?
Stranger: what is this ?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Hi Im Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat over there
You: Im with Dateline NBC
You: To catch a predator
Stranger: hahahahahahahhaa
You: Did you know she was underaged?
You: You're ot 18 are you?
You: be honest. This is anonymous
Stranger: im 18
You: ummmhmmmm yeah suuurrree.
Stranger: october 5 i make 19
You: Did you know it illegal to engage in sexual activity with a minor?
Stranger:
I was not exercising, you who provided a photo
Stranger:
You: It is still illegal.
You: Theres no running around it.
Stranger: okey, I practiced an illegal act
You: Thats the spirit!
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: You need to learn from your mistakes.
You: Next time make sure she is over 18.
Stranger: and now ?
You: And now...just always watch your back because you never know...
You: when Chris Hansen is watching
Stranger: how old are you really ?
You: And when its time to catch a predator
You: 56
Stranger: hahahhaha
Stranger: u r crazy
You: You are a sexual predator!

 

[SuperFerret]

You: Hi
Stranger: HI
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I'm not
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

There was a five minute delay between "I'm not" and the "....".

Stranger: straight / gay / lesbian / male / female?
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[enterthemadness]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey.

Stranger: what's your name?

You: Not yours.

Stranger: your name is not mine...

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: that could be interpreted in at least 2 different ways

You: *skynet activated*

Stranger: lol

You: If u think that is funny...

You: *stalker mode activated*

Stranger: it's not really funny, not per se

Stranger: are we going to have a serious conversation?

You: Um...

You: let me see...

You: Booked up to NEVER.

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: *Skynet is online*

You: *destroy all humans*

You: *John Connor*

You: But first....gotta get rid of this virus.

Stranger: you get virus

You: *Shuts Down*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: *SkyNet is Online*

Stranger: OH

Stranger: ****

You: *H-e-l-l-o*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

t: I won!

 

[Gilpesh]

Stranger: hello ?
You: You are questioning a greeting?
You: **** you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Abuse!

 

[SuperFerret]

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up, stranger?
You: I'm not a stranger
Stranger: so i know u then?
You: no, I know me, and thus I'm not a stranger
You: you are the stranger
Stranger: well, by your logic, i know me too
Stranger: therefore i am not a stranger either
You: no, I'm the one that counts
Stranger: that is merely your opinion
You: which is correct
Stranger: becuase you are clearly unaware, i am the one that counts
You: that is incorrect
Stranger: and you are clearly ignorant as well
You: I am
Stranger: as opinions can be neither wrong nor correct
You: that is both wrong and incorrect
You: my opinions are fact
You: I am infallible
Stranger: you're previous statement is incredibly redundant
You: all things are redundant
Stranger: there is no need to mention both "wrong and incorrect"
You: look at squirrels
You: they are highly redundant
Stranger: ignorant indeed
You: fluffy tailed critters with fluffy tails
You: explain that
Stranger: all fauna, and flaura, are vital to every ecosystem on this planet
You: and yet, all are expendible
You: as another species will fill their niche after their extinction
Stranger: that, sir or madam, is incorrect
You: nature abhorrs a vacuum, does it not?
Stranger: if another species was able to fill that niche, there would be competition as we speak
You: ecological balance will be achieved eventually
Stranger: which their isnt, as neither species has is endangered
You: occurances need not happen immediately
Stranger: ecological balance will be achieved, yes, that is just simple logic
Stranger: look at the dinosaurs
You: both Tyrannosaurus and Homo sapiens are apex predators
You: one is extinct and the other has replaced it
Stranger: false
You: yet they had no competition
Stranger: we did not replace the homo sapiens at all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was just owned by a dinosaur.

 

[enterthemadness]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: *SkyNet is online*

You: *Would you like a muffin?*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guess that person hates muffins.

You: *Booting Up*

Stranger: hey

Stranger: hello

You: *SkyNet is Now Online*

Stranger: are you a robot

Stranger: SHI

Stranger: T

Stranger: ****

Stranger: FUCJK

You: *Yes, human*

Stranger: WHERE IS JOHN CONNOR

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SuperFerret]

I love this site.

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: MMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: PPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: sweet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[enterthemadness]

ha, you got owned indeed, SF. On the dino one that is...

 

[SuperFerret]

You: have you, or would you ever, resort to cannibalism?
Stranger: I haven't. In an emergency, I would. Plus... I've always wanted to know what it tastes like.
You: Dude, you're missing out.
You: Join the tasty party. Bring a friend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BTW, this is the fourth person I asked the cannibalism question to, and the first to not leave immediately.

And yes, I was truly owned there.

 

[enterthemadness]

Stranger: hey

You: Hello

Stranger: horny girl?

You: Let me check...

You: No.

You: Tough luck.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: H-e-l-l-o...

Stranger: **** u

You: *SkyNet Online*

Stranger: i hate ur black ass

You: I am white, sir.

Stranger: **** white ppl

Stranger: they took my land

You: I am 1/16th Native American.

You: If that makes u feel better...

Stranger: **** u

You: One that cries.

Stranger: **** u

Stranger: **** u

Stranger: **** u

Stranger: **** u

You: You wish.

You: You wish.

You: You wish.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He was mean...