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Haha... I like how he put the "and you" in front of the "fail". So vital.
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This is still the winner so far.
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HAHA!!... maybe just a lot.
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Oh yeah, I'm that smooth.
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Don't hesitate... just celebrate... and other words that rhyme with 'ate.
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It's long, but it has it's moments.
You: Hi!!!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: How are you???!!!
Stranger: asian ?
You: You are asian?
Stranger: good andu ?
Stranger: yap
You: Oh, I am fine!
You: Yap?!
You: People tell me I could be Asian.
Stranger: double blood ?
You: Triple.
Stranger: coool
Stranger: what r they ?
You: Maybe Asian, White and Caucasian.
Stranger: f or m ?
You: Male.
Stranger: cool
You: Yes!
You: What is your name?
Stranger: call me ella is ok
You: Ohhhh, Ella, huh?
Stranger: i'm 18 andu ?
Stranger: yap
You: I am 20. My name is REX!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what u look like ？Triple.？
You: Triple, yes.
You: Very handsome.
Stranger: really
You: Tall, brutish, hefty.
Stranger: show off?
You: Show off?
You: I just tell what people say of me?
Stranger: haha
You: But I am triple, yes.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: the asian blood is ???
You: I HAVE TRIPLE THE ASIAN BLOOD! It's crazy.
Stranger: sorry
You: For why?
You: You are not leaving me, are you?
You:
You: =(
Stranger: i do not know how to say it in a native way
You: Oh.
You: I understand.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: and where do u live now ?
You: Awesomonia. It is very small island off coast of Jamaica.
Stranger: Jamaica.
!!! cool
You: Yes! I have good tan now.
You: Lololol.
Stranger: it is one of the place i want to go
You: You should come visit me in Awsomonia!
You: We can dance
You: an play music
Stranger: im poor now
You: and sing fun songs
You: and roast pigs
Stranger: i have to pay for the college
You: and sit on boxes
You: oh i understand
Stranger: sounds pretty good
You: it very much is
You: when you get rich again you can come over
You: i will save some cardboard for you
Stranger: but u will not there
You: i will too!
Stranger: living there >?
You: yes
You: forever
You: listen
You: they need me to catch a raptor.
You: I have to go.
You: but i will find you again.
You: and bring you to Awesomonia.
You: You down, gurl?
Stranger: really charming
Stranger: down ?
You: okay great
Stranger: i don't under stand
You: ;-) as they say in Awesomonia, peaceout!
You have disconnected.
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Not even my fail ones?
I win?Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey i am male and u female
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
You: *Looks down* I got a cock.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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If someone is normal it just makes me want to go crazy on them.
Actually just had a decent conversation with somebody.
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Long read.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Woosh!
You: Hey!
You: I MAKE THE WOOSH SOUNDS!
Stranger: Okay, fine, you make the woosh sounds.
You: Woosh.
Stranger: I'll make the WATACHA! sounds.
Stranger: WATACHA!
You: That is so 1999.
You: Get up with the times.
Stranger: Yeah, well, 1999 was a good year.
You: Noob
Stranger: There was no broadband internet to clog up the tubes.
You: True, unlike now.
Stranger: People still liked stuff back then, too!
You: People would still liek stuff, but you keep f'ing things up.
Stranger: Now it's all, this doesn't taste as good as it used to! Maybe you should drink more pineapple juice!
You: Stop stealing my pineapple juice, btw.
Stranger: It's so tasty, though. It's like heaven in a glass.
Stranger: If heaven were syrupy and yummy.
You: I wouldn't go that far.
You: Hey, why u got zombies in your kitchen?
Stranger: They're baking unbread.
You: It's horrible.
Stranger: I know, it's because they didn't have enough brains to cook something decent.
You: I get it...
You: the joke.
You: You're funny.
You: Not
You: *rim shot*
You: I win
Stranger: You win the internets.
You: Whoosh.
Stranger: Watacha.
You: No, I win the internetz, get it right, durr
You: Whoosh.
Stranger: WATACHA.
Stranger: We don't do those z's here. They're boring.
You: Don't yell it at me.
You: You're face is boring and I can't even see it.
You: Snap into that slim jim.
Stranger: My face is astonishing! In a mediocre kind of way.
You: I heard it can cause blindness.
Stranger: It can cure blindness, actually. And cause dysentary.
You: ...don't use big d words with me, sir, or ma'am.
Stranger: Okay. Explosive diarrea.
You: *vomits*
Stranger: Wrong end.
You: Oh no, it came out the front...
Stranger: 10 for explosiveness, though.
You: Nah, I say 9.5.
Stranger: I say 90210.
Stranger: Was horrible.
You: Don't be a zombie or deaf mute, say something.
You: Melrose Place sucked
Stranger: Melrose Place really sucked.
Stranger: It was like 90210, but richer and *****ier.
Stranger: And with dumber plots. And characters.
You: Kinda like you...
Stranger: I'm only a 8.6 on the rich *****iness scale.
Stranger: And I don't even know what that means.
You: I'm a 5, sometimes I get to a 12, but Paris Hilton is already there.
Stranger: And her dog is an 11.
Stranger: And by dog, I mean Nicole Ritchie.
You: Who has a higher IQ than her.
You: The doggie, not *****#2
Stranger: The doggie probably has to take care of Paris.
You: It's 2:35 am here,,you?
Stranger: Same.
You: I can't sleep at all.
Stranger: Have you tried chugging half of a bottle of Nyquil?
You: I would, but someone named Stranger stoled it, stealer.
Stranger: That's weird, because my name is You, and you're Stranger.
Stranger: So.. you stole your own Nyquil!
You: You got me.
You: Here's a soggy cookie that was in my mouth.
Stranger: Was there any milk in your mouth, too? I like cookies and milk.
You: No, I'm not a baby. Whoosh.
You: *rim shot*
Stranger: You don't have to a baby to enjoy cow lactation!
Stranger: Do you?
You: Ask someone else on here.
Stranger: I'm going to do that.
You: You do it, go do it, do it, NOW!
Stranger: I did, and I got propositioned for cyber sex.
You: ....creepy.
Stranger: Except I'm not a horny girl and they hung up on me.
You: How was it?
Stranger: Pretty bad. It ended in tears.
You: Poor you. Here's some tissue.
Stranger: This is not Kleenex! This is the other leading brand!
You: WAIT, IT'S CRUSTY!
Stranger: Ewwwwwww
You: lol sorry.
Stranger: What is this crustiness?
You: Ummm....*runs*
Stranger: ....I've just been drive-by mystery substanced in the tear ducts.
You: What?
Stranger: And, on the whole, it was neither pleasant or unpleasant.
Stranger: I got crust in my eyes.
You: Um, duck when people aim for your eyes?
Stranger: That's easier said than done, when you've been chloroformed.
You: I did not see that reply coming.
Stranger: Maybe you've been chloroformed too!
You: Maybe this is all a dream?
You: or u...
You: SKYNET!!!!!!!
Stranger: Or some random pairing on an internet conversation engine!
You: Maybe...
Stranger: Nah, they wouldn't do that, there are too many dangerous minds.
Stranger: Like that bad movie. Dangerous Minds.
You: Ironic.
You: You're smart for a special person.
Stranger: I'm also special, for a smart people.
You: Fail.
Stranger: Yes. Failure is what I crave.
Stranger: It makes me stronger!
You: Well, this has been fun like last night, but I gotta go now. Bye.
Stranger: Goodnight random stranger.
You: Goodnight to you, too.
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Woosh!
You: Hey!
You: I MAKE THE WOOSH SOUNDS!
Stranger: Okay, fine, you make the woosh sounds.
You: Woosh.
Stranger: I'll make the WATACHA! sounds.
Stranger: WATACHA!
You: That is so 1999.
You: Get up with the times.
Stranger: Yeah, well, 1999 was a good year.
You: Noob
Stranger: There was no broadband internet to clog up the tubes.
You: True, unlike now.
Stranger: People still liked stuff back then, too!
You: People would still liek stuff, but you keep f'ing things up.
Stranger: Now it's all, this doesn't taste as good as it used to! Maybe you should drink more pineapple juice!
You: Stop stealing my pineapple juice, btw.
Stranger: It's so tasty, though. It's like heaven in a glass.
Stranger: If heaven were syrupy and yummy.
You: I wouldn't go that far.
You: Hey, why u got zombies in your kitchen?
Stranger: They're baking unbread.
You: It's horrible.
Stranger: I know, it's because they didn't have enough brains to cook something decent.
You: I get it...
You: the joke.
You: You're funny.
You: Not
You: *rim shot*
You: I win
Stranger: You win the internets.
You: Whoosh.
Stranger: Watacha.
You: No, I win the internetz, get it right, durr
You: Whoosh.
Stranger: WATACHA.
Stranger: We don't do those z's here. They're boring.
You: Don't yell it at me.
You: You're face is boring and I can't even see it.
You: Snap into that slim jim.
Stranger: My face is astonishing! In a mediocre kind of way.
You: I heard it can cause blindness.
Stranger: It can cure blindness, actually. And cause dysentary.
You: ...don't use big d words with me, sir, or ma'am.
Stranger: Okay. Explosive diarrea.
You: *vomits*
Stranger: Wrong end.
You: Oh no, it came out the front...
Stranger: 10 for explosiveness, though.
You: Nah, I say 9.5.
Stranger: I say 90210.
Stranger: Was horrible.
You: Don't be a zombie or deaf mute, say something.
You: Melrose Place sucked
Stranger: Melrose Place really sucked.
Stranger: It was like 90210, but richer and *****ier.
Stranger: And with dumber plots. And characters.
You: Kinda like you...
Stranger: I'm only a 8.6 on the rich *****iness scale.
Stranger: And I don't even know what that means.
You: I'm a 5, sometimes I get to a 12, but Paris Hilton is already there.
Stranger: And her dog is an 11.
Stranger: And by dog, I mean Nicole Ritchie.
You: Who has a higher IQ than her.
You: The doggie, not *****#2
Stranger: The doggie probably has to take care of Paris.
You: It's 2:35 am here,,you?
Stranger: Same.
You: I can't sleep at all.
Stranger: Have you tried chugging half of a bottle of Nyquil?
You: I would, but someone named Stranger stoled it, stealer.
Stranger: That's weird, because my name is You, and you're Stranger.
Stranger: So.. you stole your own Nyquil!
You: You got me.
You: Here's a soggy cookie that was in my mouth.
Stranger: Was there any milk in your mouth, too? I like cookies and milk.
You: No, I'm not a baby. Whoosh.
You: *rim shot*
Stranger: You don't have to a baby to enjoy cow lactation!
Stranger: Do you?
You: Ask someone else on here.
Stranger: I'm going to do that.
You: You do it, go do it, do it, NOW!
Stranger: I did, and I got propositioned for cyber sex.
You: ....creepy.
Stranger: Except I'm not a horny girl and they hung up on me.
You: How was it?
Stranger: Pretty bad. It ended in tears.
You: Poor you. Here's some tissue.
Stranger: This is not Kleenex! This is the other leading brand!
You: WAIT, IT'S CRUSTY!
Stranger: Ewwwwwww
You: lol sorry.
Stranger: What is this crustiness?
You: Ummm....*runs*
Stranger: ....I've just been drive-by mystery substanced in the tear ducts.
You: What?
Stranger: And, on the whole, it was neither pleasant or unpleasant.
Stranger: I got crust in my eyes.
You: Um, duck when people aim for your eyes?
Stranger: That's easier said than done, when you've been chloroformed.
You: I did not see that reply coming.
Stranger: Maybe you've been chloroformed too!
You: Maybe this is all a dream?
You: or u...
You: SKYNET!!!!!!!
Stranger: Or some random pairing on an internet conversation engine!
You: Maybe...
Stranger: Nah, they wouldn't do that, there are too many dangerous minds.
Stranger: Like that bad movie. Dangerous Minds.
You: Ironic.
You: You're smart for a special person.
Stranger: I'm also special, for a smart people.
You: Fail.
Stranger: Yes. Failure is what I crave.
Stranger: It makes me stronger!
You: Well, this has been fun like last night, but I gotta go now. Bye.
Stranger: Goodnight random stranger.
You: Goodnight to you, too.
You have disconnected.
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If u notice skynet being mentioned, lame jokes, and spelling errors, then you know it's mez.
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Stranger: Female or Male?
Stranger: hi
You: Or
You: Greetings
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: m or f?
You: or
Stranger: or what?
You: Exactly
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: please?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Some people never get hints.
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You're killing me Gilpesh... like literally I'm choking on my Chinese chicken... I tried to have a drumstick but my brain stopped tickin'.
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