Omegle?

[DOG LIPS]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: i like chocolate milk
Stranger: 巧克力牛奶?
You: it's tasty
Stranger: oh~it's sweet
Stranger: where are you from
You: the south. deep south. but not hell.
Stranger: you are boy and girl ?
You: sometimes.
Stranger: what sometimes!!!
Stranger: Uncertainty
You: yes, it plagues us all at times.
You: but other times we overcome and defeat it.
You: with the power of chocolate milk.

 

[Drakon]

Yeah..

 

[DOG LIPS]

I was just trying it out.

 

[Drakon]

I meant for Nosebleed's one.

 

[knowsbleed]

Ok, I think I'm addicted:

Stranger: hi ~from?
You: from the depths of hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Stranger: omgomgomgomgomg hii!
Stranger: finally a normal person to talk to!
Stranger: do you like grapes?
Stranger: cause i do. they taste good.
Stranger: sorry im very weird..
Stranger: i also like pea*****..
You: weeee
You: I like chocolate milk.
You: I could drink it for days.
Stranger: i like that too!
Stranger: you sound very fun
Stranger: im hayley
You: I'm Batman.
You: Not the superhero.
Stranger: omg can i be the joker?????
Stranger: i like him HEATH LEDGERRRRRRRR
You: Why the hell is bacon so greasy?
You: What's it's problem?
Stranger: because they cook it in grease!
You: Get a job, bacon!
Stranger: do you think if they cooked it in butter it would be buttery????????
Stranger: i think i need to test this...
You: Interesting theory!
You: Butter bacon.
You: The flavor of butter in a strip!
Stranger: the worlds greatest creation
You: We must split profits.
You: Or I'll sue your bacon off.
Stranger: we will be famous!

 

[Swordmaster]

Oddly enough, I think that's more normal than our old YIM convo's

Though you didn't have an obsession with chocolate milk back then

 

[Drakon]

You shoulda seen some of the coversations he and I used to have.

The word "Twiddles" comes to mind.

 

[knowsbleed]

Stranger: hi
You: HEEEYY!
Stranger: how are u?
You: I microwaved a BURRITO earlier!!
You: WHOOOOO!!!
You: It was DELISH!
Stranger: male /female?
You: It was a FEMALE BURRITO!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

it was a good burrito.

 

[Swordmaster]

You shoulda seen some of the coversations he and I used to have.

The word "Twiddles" comes to mind.

Was Bea Arthur also involved in that sentence? Because if she was, our conversations may have been identical.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Oddly enough, I think that's more normal than our old YIM convo's

Though you didn't have an obsession with chocolate milk back then

You shoulda seen some of the coversations he and I used to have.

The word "Twiddles" comes to mind.

Ah the good ol' days.

 

[Drakon]

Was Bea Arthur also involved in that sentence? Because if she was, our conversations may have been identical.

No, this one was about cake, if I recall. Though, we did discuss Bea Arthur. And Cripple Masters.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Stranger: hi ?
You: Satan!
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: Go to Hell
You: I'm there!
You: It's hot.
Stranger: cool ! SAUHSUHASUHA
You: I was shocked to find so many penguins in hell.
You: Who knew they were sinners.
Stranger: haha


Why must they keep disconnecting?

 

[knowsbleed]

Stranger: ME LIKEY COOKIES!!!
You: Ok, whatever you do... don't dip them in milk!
Stranger: COOKIES
You: Don't DO IT!
Stranger: MUST HAVE
You: Dip them in mayo.
Stranger: *Dips in milk*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
You: you've endeded a beautiful relationship
Stranger: *The universe implodes*
Stranger: There never was a story of more woe than me and my cookies
Stranger: *sobs*
You: DOG LIPS!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

 

[DOG LIPS]

Stranger: I'm Sayuri. Nice to meet you [?]
You: I am Guano, nice to meet you.
You: I am a superhero.
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: I fight crime at night.
Stranger: hahah
You: My costume is made of angus beef!
You: It gets me in trouble with dogs, but it fits well.
Stranger: hahaha

 

[knowsbleed]

The fun is lost on foreigners.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Stranger: Do you want to see my photo ?
You: Depends, is it blurry, like that famous bigfoot photo? I'm not sure I can handle that kind of thing in my life TWICE.
Stranger: http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photo...2J3ds6gAAm1T1UCjSWy1Hhy6POkwTMgdK8FKTLp35.jpg
Stranger: I'm Ugly
You: Yeah, that's unfortunate.
You: They have wonderful masks though.

 

[knowsbleed]

...

Stranger: m/f
You: Have you ever swallowed glass?
You: Because I think I just did... just now.
Stranger: no
You: And now I can see something almost poking out of my stomach
Stranger: why do u do that
You: I think it's the glass.
You: Ouch... yeah, I think it is.
You: It was a glass bowling ball.
You: I was sooo hungry
You: How I wish it wasn't a GLASS bowling ball but a REAL bowling ball!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Man I had no idea we had this thread. I'm really excited to get home, omegle, and then post about it.

I'm depressed about that.

 

[Swordmaster]

Stranger: Do you want to see my photo ?
You: Depends, is it blurry, like that famous bigfoot photo? I'm not sure I can handle that kind of thing in my life TWICE.
Stranger: http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photo...2J3ds6gAAm1T1UCjSWy1Hhy6POkwTMgdK8FKTLp35.jpg
Stranger: I'm Ugly
You: Yeah, that's unfortunate.
You: They have wonderful masks though.

56-year old dude

With three cats

 

[Colossal Spoons]

hahahhahhahahahahahah~~~!!!!

Hahaha, wtf

 

[knowsbleed]

Man I had no idea we had this thread. I'm really excited to get home, omegle, and then post about it.

I'm depressed about that.

This one's dedicated to you:

Stranger: DANNY GOKEY

You: NO!

Stranger: LOL

You: Majic Walrus?

Stranger: WUTTT

You: Majic WALRUS!

You: with majic walrus TEETH!

Stranger: DANNY GOKEY DANNY GOKEY

You: POKER FACE POKER FACE!!

Stranger: DANNY GOKEY DANNY GOKEY

You: GOZIRAAAAAAA!!!!

Stranger: BLLOLLLLLU

You: HAS BIG GOZIRRAAA BAAAAAWWWRRSSS

Stranger: OHHHHHHHH

Stranger: III CCCC

You: *bawwwrrrsss translation = balls*

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: NO SRSLY DANNY GOKEY

You: SRSLY I DON'T CRACK ***KS

Stranger: ORLY

Stranger: OK I GOTTA GO. ANY FINAL THOUGHTS SIR? DANNY GOKEY?

You: I've heard that he has a massive bush.


Stranger: LOL WILL DO. THANKS.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Drakon]

Stranger: Do you want to see my photo ?
You: Depends, is it blurry, like that famous bigfoot photo? I'm not sure I can handle that kind of thing in my life TWICE.
Stranger: http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photo...2J3ds6gAAm1T1UCjSWy1Hhy6POkwTMgdK8FKTLp35.jpg
Stranger: I'm Ugly
You: Yeah, that's unfortunate.
You: They have wonderful masks though.

The girl in the pic is actually kinda pretty.

Man I had no idea we had this thread. I'm really excited to get home, omegle, and then post about it.

I'm depressed about that.

That made me laugh. I should make that one of my AIM AWAY messages.

 

[Majic Walrus]

This one's dedicated to you:

Thanks! Still depressed!

The girl in the pic is actually kinda pretty.

That made me laugh. I should make that one of my AIM AWAY messages.

Feel free too. I want your extended friend-sphere to know how much of a loser I am too.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Stranger: hi
You: knowsbleed!
Stranger: im a lesbo
You: Yup, knowsbleed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.