Omegle?

[Gilpesh]

Stranger: hi i'm a guy looking for a nice girl to show me some hot stuff on webcam
You: well that is a sexy offer
Stranger: will you take me up on my sexy offer?
You: oh, I definitely will do that
Stranger: have you got msn?
You: I do
Stranger: what is your address?
You: but first, I gotta ask
You: do you have a problem with post-ops?
Stranger: post-ops?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He figured it out.

 

[Gilpesh]

:facepalm

 

[enterthemadness]

BTW, this is the fourth person I asked the cannibalism question to, and the first to not leave immediately.

And yes, I was truly owned there.

How so?

 

[SuperFerret]

He figured it out.

LOL.

You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: you'll never know
You have disconnected.

Simple, yet effective.

 

[SuperFerret]

How so?

I was owned by the T-Rex. Not the non-cannibal.

 

[enterthemadness]

I was owned by the T-Rex. Not the non-cannibal.

Oh yes.

I got this idea from you...

Stranger: hi

You: Hello

Stranger: from?

You: You never know.

You have disconnected.

 

[Gilpesh]

Stranger: Hey!

You: you seem hot

You: let's chat

Stranger: Are you a boy or girl?

You: well... the op isn't until next week... but...

Stranger: Tell me!

You: or

Stranger: Or what?

You: that's my answer

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I like them slowly getting what I was saying.

 

[enterthemadness]

You: Hey there

Stranger: 한국인이면 한국말해 --

Stranger: 개소리 짖거리지 말고

You: Japanese, huh?

Stranger: 미친 소리 하고 있네

You: You guys make soe good game systems.

Stranger: huh

Stranger: from?

You: NC.

Stranger: 난 그래봐야 안낚여

Stranger: 새까 그냥 한국말해 --

Stranger: 뭘 엔씨야 엔씨가

Stranger: NC?

You: *SkyNet Online*

You: *Search for John Connor*

Stranger: 병신새끼

Stranger: 너 뭐냐

Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Stranger: 너네말로 빨리 지껄여봐

Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Stranger: speeeeeeeeeeeeeed

You: *101010101010101.1

You: *.314-pie*

Stranger: 야 너 남자냐 여자냐

Stranger: 3.1459759765495498526213542202354919847

Stranger: 넌 나따라올 생각도 하지마 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

You: *Please type in English or...not numbers*

Stranger: from?

Stranger: Where R U FROM?

You: *The Future*

Stranger: PLZ TELL ME

You: North Carolina, USA

Stranger: **** OFF

Stranger: DONT LIE TO ME


You: I would never lie to someone who is great with numbers.

Stranger: f or m?

Stranger: 근데 너 아무리 봐도 한국인이야 병신아

Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

You: Whatever you want me to be....

Stranger: 뭔 개소리를 짖걸여

Stranger: 야 나 재미없다

Stranger: 해석기 돌려서 영어하는척하면 좋냐?

Stranger: 아 지겨워

You: Ah, Koreans....

Stranger: 너 내말 하나도 못알아듣는척하는거 지겹지?

You have disconnected.

Stranger: /b/

You: ☺└Z6♥8τ

Stranger: ?

You: `◘7♣♦♠

You: ♠8♦♣☻☺♥○◘•M•••♣☻♥☻3♥♥☺☺☺

Stranger: :æT*Eä▲▲

You: 6hh

Stranger: ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲ ▲

You: B♣c☼☼τ8aM+╬

Stranger: ☻☻☻

Stranger: ħ

You: ♂♂oW•o ++7

Stranger: σ

Stranger: ±

You: ♦♦♦♦ ♣♣♣

Stranger: ôÜèÅ☻▲Ä─

You: ╕xx╕8888X◘τ

You: Ü+╝+▐o+35Ü│\▐

Stranger: D2F▒mûªàâH╓═Φ°ε$Jö╔

You: That was uncalled for.

You have disconnected.

I think I won, in any case, I just messed around.

,++▬WW\

 

[Gilpesh]

Stranger: Hi.
You: You sound hot, what's your twitter?
Stranger: Twitter?
Stranger: You think I have a TWITTER?
You: Yes. I do.
You: I think you have a twitter.
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: I do.
Stranger: What's yours, I'll add it..... Maybe
Stranger: Depends if you are as hot as my sister and i are together.
You: Mine is @you****ingsuckforhavingatwitterdouchebag!
You have disconnected.

Bwhahaha.

 

[enterthemadness]

Owned that person, u did.

Stranger: hey

You: Hey there.

Stranger: asl?

You: Frist, I am gonna ask you a series of questions.

You: Who is your daddy?>

You: And what does he do?

Stranger: my daddy is dead

Stranger: he died when i was 3

You: Well, hopefully he doesn't become a zombie.

You have disconnected.

 

[SuperFerret]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: is it just me or have there been a lot of weirdos on here lately?
Stranger: there are
You: someone just told me that they were "the Poopmonger"
You: that's just crazy
Stranger: this site is always like this
You: I mean, I'm the Poopmonger! I've been the goddamn Poopmonger all my life! Why would someone impersonate me?
You: Would you like to buy some poop?
Stranger: no
You: damn
You: bet you thought I was a normal person at first
You: that's why I won, bait and switch baby
Stranger: no there are no normal people on this site
You: BAIT AND SWITCH!
Stranger: what ever
You: you've been a great sport
You: tell them what they've won Harv!
You: ....
You: Harv's drunk again
You: you win nothing
You: sorry
Stranger: thats ok
Stranger: just killing time here
You: me too
You: I'm trying to be so weird that people leave the chat, thus granting me victory
Stranger: your are kinda funny
You: lies
Stranger: no really
You: I'm annoying and nonsensical
Stranger: it doesnt bother me
You: it should
Stranger: why
You: and you say I'm weird
You: you sir, YOU are the weird!
Stranger: like i said all the people are weird on this site
You: your apathy is challenging my chances at victory
You: but I will win this chat
You: you will bore of this LONG before I will
Stranger: you win
You: of course I do
You: I'm the Poopmonger
Stranger: what is that
You: I sell poop and poop accessories
Stranger: which is
You: which is what?
Stranger: thats what i said
You: you want to know what poop is?
You: it's fecal matter
Stranger: what kinda of **** are selling
You: all kinds
You: I specialize in Yox poop
You: it's yak poop mixed with ox poop
Stranger: and who is buying
You: mostly Yox poop enthusiasts
Stranger: how much are you selling for
You: 5 dollars
You: per poop
Stranger: what kind of currency are we talking
You: US currency, I sell poops by the pound but not for the pound
Stranger: well hows ur biz going
You: ******
Stranger: i thought you might say that
You: I thought you might expect that
Stranger: i did
You: I know
You: Poopmongers can also read minds
Stranger: cool
You: but only via the internet
You: and only on Omegle.com
You: it's very specific trait
Stranger: you are funny man\
You: am I?
Stranger: i think so
You: would it shock you if I said I wasn't a "funny man"?
Stranger: nothing shock me on this site
Stranger: its not my first time here
You: I am a humorous fellow
You: not a "funny man"
Stranger: same thing
You: not true
Stranger: whys that
You: "humorous fellow" contains more vowels
You: and vowels equal power
Stranger: is that so
You: yes
You: many will say that knowledge is power, but they are wrong
You: knowing is half the battle
You: G.I. JOE!!!
Stranger: the movie
You: no, the television show based on the movie that will be made years after the television show
Stranger: oh
You: see? I know things
Stranger: i see that
Stranger: what else do u know
You: I know that this chat is very long
You: and you are an honorable opponent
Stranger: we are killing time
You: I'm almost disappointed that you will eventually fall before my might
You: this chat is mine, you just don't know it yet
Stranger: u might be right
You: I may be crazy
You: but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Stranger: hey i know that song
You: many do
You: it's quite populat
You: which is better than being popular
Stranger: billy joe
You: but with an L
Stranger: oh?
You: it's Billy Joel
Stranger: ok
You: he's the Piano Man
Stranger: not anymore
You: why not?
Stranger: was
You: did he eat his own hands in a fit of rage?
Stranger: he should
You: he's done it before
You: he had to get a hand transplant
Stranger: sounds like u know him pretty well
You: I should, he has my hands
You: plus, he's a huge Yox poop enthusiast
Stranger: really
You: yes
You: you know the song "We didn't start the fire"?
You: it's about yox poop
Stranger: that song yes i think so
You: it is
You: taste it, you'll see
Stranger: no thats ok
You: you're missing out
Stranger: you tasted it
You: once
You: but I was drunk on mink urine
Stranger: i wouldnt know
You: you should
You: you were videotaping it
You: right?
Stranger: i dont think so
You: this is truly an epic chat
You: I hope you show it to your friends
Stranger: maybe
You: perhaps?
Stranger: no
You: mayhaps?
Stranger: no
You: I fear rejection
You: and you have rejected me
Stranger: why
You: I can no longer be the Poopmonger after that rejection
Stranger: reject what?
You: I must take up the lesser title of Poopmeister
You: which incidently pays more for less work
You: you have rejected the word mayhaps
You: the most holy word in the French language
Stranger: no such word
You: you must not speak any French
You: go to Paris
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: u dont
You: people say it to the Eiffel Tower all the time
Stranger: no they dont
You: they do
You: I saw it
You: Billy Joel was there
You: he'll tell you
Stranger: where did you see that
You: in London
Stranger: London is not in France
You: it is in Paris
Stranger: what is in Paris
You: London
Stranger: ok
You: you accept the wisdom your elders
You: that is good
Stranger: London is in Canada
You: true
You: so is Paris
You: that is why there are French people in Canada
Stranger: why is that
You: the polar bears aren't killing them fast enough
Stranger: no they are not
Stranger: killing them fast enough
You: I agree with your reiteration of what I just said
Stranger: you shouldnt
You: I am the Poopmeister
Stranger: i was kidding
You: I will do what I please
Stranger: i have nothing against them
You: you should
Stranger: why
You: they hate you
You: and everything you stand for
Stranger: no they dont
You: what do you stand for?
Stranger: i dont know
You: they hate that
Stranger: u?
You: they told me
You: I stand for the word flagellum
Stranger: whys tha
Stranger: that
You: it is a sexy word
You: is it not?
Stranger: is that French?
You: yes
You: it means "he who dislikes pie, but eats it anyway"
Stranger: hey where about do u live
You: under your bed
You: or possibly Cleveland
Stranger: ohio
You: no
You: Cleveland, Czechoslovakia
You: home of the beef burrito
Stranger: Czech dont have such place
You: it does
Stranger: no
Stranger: i was just there
You: it's just behind the cow, so you missed it
Stranger: what is the time where u r
You: 14:13
Stranger: am?
You: no
You: pm
You: military time
Stranger: that is not right
You: it is
You: look at my watch
Stranger: yeah ok
Stranger: ok u win
You: I knew that already
You: you are giving up?
Stranger: just before i go tell me you name
Stranger: so i know who i loss to
You: Philip F. MacKenzie
Stranger: u r the king
You: I am not
You: I AM THE POOPMEISTER!
Stranger: will u win
You: always
Stranger: that was very entertaining thank
Stranger: s
You: I will treasure our friendship forever
Stranger: take care
You: sleep well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I'm going to retire for a while.

 

[Gilpesh]

I like to call this series, "The Man from Omegle."

You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Stranger: good
You: Any problems?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i have had wierd people
You: Weird how?
Stranger: pedos
You: Oh... that's bad.
You: We've had that problem for awhile now.
Stranger: kk
You: Now if you just want to get some free candy... we're just going to have to go into my van over here
Stranger: kk
You: And raped. You're really bad at talking to strangers.
You have disconnected.

You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Stranger: well everyone has disconnected me.. or its this stupid site doing it
You: The site is fine. Maybe there's a problem with you. Jackass.
You have disconnected.

You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Stranger: very good
You: That's great!
Stranger: how bout u?
You: We're really stressed with trying to make this site work.
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: u guyz r doin great
You: Thanks
You: So, how about some naked pictures of yourself?
Stranger: oh really
You: Yeah. We expect something in return.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Stranger: Pretty good
Stranger: i think you need to include pictures
You: Oh really, and what do you want out of including pictures?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Stranger: I am your slave, do with me what you will (Adults only) (Im 30 and male)
Stranger: right
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Stranger: pretty good
You: Oh yeah? Any highlights?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: people just ask where your from and your sex...then leave
Stranger: not really any conversations going
You: Well. Think maybe that's your fault?
Stranger: no its your fault you ****ing ****
Stranger: dont accuse me
You: Suuuuure. We make this site for you to connect with people. And then you blame us when you suck at it.
You: GOOD
You: DAY
You: SIR
You have disconnected.

Stranger: 14 m
You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: iff
Stranger: Yiff
You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Stranger: Not too bad
Stranger: Its tough to get a decent conversation going, because its either a 4channer griefing, someone from brazil or korea going "asl" or "from", but every once in a while you get a good conversation going.
You: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
You: this site isn't all about you, ya know
You have disconnected.

 

[knowsbleed]

The man from Omegle is quite a stick up the arse.

 

[Gilpesh]

I just couldn't believe how many times I said that, then there was a pause, and then the person disconnected.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Stranger: hey

You: Hey there.

Stranger: asl?

You: Frist, I am gonna ask you a series of questions.

You: Who is your daddy?>

You: And what does he do?

Stranger: my daddy is dead

Stranger: he died when i was 3

You: Well, hopefully he doesn't become a zombie.

You have disconnected.

You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Stranger: well everyone has disconnected me.. or its this stupid site doing it
You: The site is fine. Maybe there's a problem with you. Jackass.
You have disconnected.

Those are both effin' hilarious. I laughed out loud.

 

[SuperFerret]

Stranger: hey
You: I'd like to ask you a question
You: would that be okay?
Stranger: yes
You: okay, cool
You: thanks for answering
You have disconnected.

I wonder if they ever got the joke.

 

[The Squirrel]

You: Hi. I'm from Omegle. How's your experience so far?
Stranger: well everyone has disconnected me.. or its this stupid site doing it
You: The site is fine. Maybe there's a problem with you. Jackass.
You have disconnected.

 

[TEDDY]

Stranger: Reddit?
You: Read what?
Stranger: Do you know the site, reddit?
You: Nope. Can't say I do
Stranger: Nevermind
Stranger: What brings you here, anyway?
You: Random website pointed me in this direction
You: told me it was humorous
You: *searching for the funny*
Stranger: There's no fun stuff here, sorry to disappoint you
You: Damn
Stranger: I know
Stranger: May I ask where are you from, sir or lady?
You: I AM TEDDY!
You: Da Bear!
Stranger: OMFG I FOUND TEDDY
Stranger: Gosh where have you been????
Stranger: I've been looking for you for ages
You: Hangin at the Cabbage Patch, gettin my Easy Bake on
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I'm sorry to inform you but
Stranger: You just lost the game. Sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That stranger has no idea what they're talking about.

 

[TEDDY]

That stranger has no idea what they're talking about.

I know right? Stoopid Kevin Bacon

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I know right? Stoopid Kevin Bacon

Hahaha. :infracted:

 

[CashforStash]

Wow i just met a girl who lives in the same city as me and is a year older, later this week we are chilling together. Thanks SHH!!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Wow i just met a girl who lives in the same city as me and is a year older, later this week we are chilling together. Thanks SHH!!

You're joking?

 

[SuperFerret]

I think you missed the point of this thread.

 

[Holiday]

Wow i just met a girl who lives in the same city as me and is a year older, later this week we are chilling together. Thanks SHH!!

Did she give you her e-mail? And was it garyglitter69? If so....




Have a great time.