Omegle?

enterthemadness · Jul 26, 2009

TEDDY said:
Stranger: Reddit?
You: Read what?
Stranger: Do you know the site, reddit?
You: Nope. Can't say I do
Stranger: Nevermind
Stranger: What brings you here, anyway?
You: Random website pointed me in this direction
You: told me it was humorous
You: *searching for the funny*
Stranger: There's no fun stuff here, sorry to disappoint you
You: Damn
Stranger: I know
Stranger: May I ask where are you from, sir or lady?
You: I AM TEDDY!
You: Da Bear!
Stranger: OMFG I FOUND TEDDY
Stranger: Gosh where have you been????
Stranger: I've been looking for you for ages
You: Hangin at the Cabbage Patch, gettin my Easy Bake on
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I'm sorry to inform you but
Stranger: You just lost the game. Sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sweet Christ, I though you were banned?!

TEDDY · Jul 26, 2009

enterthemadness said:
Sweet Christ, I though you were banned?!

I thought you were banned

The Original Bamfer · Jul 26, 2009

TEDDY said:
I thought you were banned

Wishful thinking. :csad:

SuperFerret · Jul 26, 2009

LOL. Dracula hates the Wolfman.

The Original Bamfer · Jul 26, 2009

Hahaha! Nice eye!

TEDDY · Jul 26, 2009

Where's Hugh Jackman when you need him?

SuperFerret · Jul 26, 2009

TEDDY said:
Where's Hugh Jackman when you need him?

I asked, and met someone better.

Stranger: hi
You: Where's Hugh Jackman when you need him? I've got a Dracula and a Wolfman fighting and I need either Van Helsing or Wolverine to stop them.
Stranger: no you dont
Stranger: you need. . ..
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You: So can you help against the Dracula and Wolfman?
Stranger: **** yes
Stranger: duh
You: excellent
You have disconnected.

bullets · Jul 26, 2009

lol @ ownraptor

SuperFerret · Jul 26, 2009

The Hype distorted it a bit, but it's still quite awesome.

ross2287 · Jul 26, 2009

That does look pretty awesome.

He's got a monocle!

knowsbleed · Jul 26, 2009

DOG LIPS said:
You: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Please have a seat over there.
Stranger: What the ****?
You: Did you think this was OK?
You: What were you thinking?
Stranger: what the **** is your problem?
You: I'm doing a story with Dateline. You're free to leave whenever you like.
Stranger: what
You: He took a very long time to get up and leave, as if he knew what was waiting outside. As if he'd been through this before, or seen one of our shows.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

This one still wins this thread.

The Battousai · Jul 26, 2009

Stranger: horny?
You: Oh ****. Im on Mars.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Oh ****. Im on Mars.
Stranger: hai

Stranger: what

You: Jon, please, I mean, THIS, just BEING here, its giving me PROBLEMS, okay? I cant take your predestination trip right now.

Stranger: where

You: Why ASK? You already KNOW my answer: its STUPID. When I left you, when NOVA EXPRESS attacked you, you were SURPRISED. Why, if you KNEW it would happen?

Stranger: u f?

You: And you just go through the MOTIONS, acting it OUT? Is that what you ARE? The most powerful thing in the UNIVERSE and youre just a PUPPET following a SCRIPT?

Stranger: you english is very good

You: Huh? What happens if I just stay down here and screw all your PREDICTIONS, huh? What happens THEN?

You: Jon? I said, What happens then?

Stranger: i don n

You: YYou KNOW about me and Dan?

Stranger: you ****ed him.\

You: AAAAAGH! Jon, what are you trying to DO to me? When youre like THIS I cant even TALK to you, let alone DEBATE the - what was itDestiny of the world.

Stranger: *****

You: I mean, this is RIDICULOUS. Why hold a DEBATE when you already know the goddamned OUTCOME?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Oh ****. Im on Mars.
Stranger: Well, fancy seeing you here

Stranger: Oh ****

You: Jon, please, I mean, THIS, just BEING here, its giving me PROBLEMS, okay? I cant take your predestination trip right now.

Stranger: I'm... I'm sorry, Jane

Stranger: I really am

Stranger: Lets just talk about this?

You: Why ASK? You already KNOW my answer: its STUPID. When I left you, when NOVA EXPRESS attacked you, you were SURPRISED. Why, if you KNEW it would happen?

Stranger: PLEASE

Stranger: PLEASE DON'T SHOUT AT ME

You: And you just go through the MOTIONS, acting it OUT? Is that what you ARE? The most powerful thing in the UNIVERSE and youre just a PUPPET following a SCRIPT?

Stranger: JANE, STOP THIS

You: Well, what if I DONT?

Stranger: STOP YOUR GOD DAMN LIES

You: Huh? What happens if I just stay down here and screw all your PREDICTIONS, huh? What happens THEN?

Stranger: I'M SICK OF YOU TRYING TO WEAR ME DOWN

You: Jon? I said, What happens then?

Stranger: TRYING TO CRACK ME

You: YYou KNOW about me and Dan?

Stranger: I'M A HUSBAND

Stranger: I'M THE -

Stranger: Dan?

You: AAAAAGH! Jon, what are you trying to DO to me? When youre like THIS I cant even TALK to you, let alone DEBATE the - what was itDestiny of the world.

Stranger: What about that ****er, Jane?

You: I mean, this is RIDICULOUS. Why hold a DEBATE when you already know the goddamned OUTCOME?

Stranger: WHAT YOU BEEN DOING WITH THAT BASTARD?

You: Because thats how it HAPPENS! I know, I knowOh God

Stranger: I LOVE YOU, JANE, I ****ING LOVE YOU

Stranger: WHEN YOU GUNNA REALISE THAT

You: Listen, Jon, okay, Ill play it YOUR waybut you have to help me UNDERSTAND. I mean, I cant tell the FUTURE

You have disconnected.

I just discovered a new and awesome method :up:

Majic Walrus · Jul 26, 2009

Those are awesome.

Gilpesh · Jul 27, 2009

Stranger: hi
You: Do you have a sexy boston accent?
Stranger: no.....
You have disconnected.

I am very picky.

Suirou · Jul 27, 2009

Stranger: show me your cock?

You: HIYA!

You: Umm

You: (_)_)===D

You: Have fun

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Even I phail at cybering

Gilpesh · Jul 27, 2009

You: Would you like some making ****? BERSERKER!
Stranger: work on your grammar, then we'll talk
You: You didn't get the Clerks reference?
You: Fail
You have disconnected.

People people people. Come on.

SuperFerret · Jul 27, 2009

It's too bad Clerks was awful.

Gilpesh · Jul 27, 2009

Too bad the Justice League of Ferretrica was awful.

SuperFerret · Jul 27, 2009

Touche.

ross2287 · Jul 27, 2009

That's cold.

Gilpesh · Jul 27, 2009

ross2287 said:
That's cold.

Well. Too be fair... they never should have made a full length movie out of Super Ferret's avy. Cause the source material is way better.

SuperFerret · Jul 27, 2009

You: I am SuperFerret
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: wtf is that?
You: I'm a ferret with superpowers
Stranger: and im superman
You: you're not
You: Superman isn't real
Stranger: and so super ferrets
You: ?
Stranger: super ferrets arent real either
You: how else do you explain me being able to type?
You: I don't have thumbs or proper fingers
Stranger: cause youre human?
You: don't insult me like that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ross2287 · Jul 27, 2009

Gilpesh said:
Well. Too be fair... they never should have made a full length movie out of Super Ferret's avy. Cause the source material is way better.

Yeah. There were entirely too many liberties taken...

Stranger: hey

You: did you hear that some ferrets can type?

Stranger: no

You: it's true!

Stranger: ok

You: doesn't that impress you? a freaking typing ferret!

Stranger: not really

You: they have no thumbs!

Stranger: well i doubt they're touch typists

You: you are clearly an imbecile

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SuperFerret · Jul 27, 2009

Well played ross, well played.

Suirou · Jul 27, 2009

Stranger: i want to know your idea about chinese,i mean the language

You: it's pretty complex

You: I took a year-round class for that language and I failed in it

You: and that was bcak in middle school

You: *back

Stranger: are you still intersted in it?

You: I wouldn;t mind giving it a shot

You: like updog

Stranger: what's updog?

You: Nothing much, what's up with you?

I totally got him with it. :word:

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