One Universe RPG: Season III OOC Thread

[Byrd Man]

I have no qualms with it, but my apprentice seems to not like it.

 

[Logan Howlett]

First, a comma ought to come after "says." Second, you aren't Wolverine, so this image is both deceitful and grammatically improper. Also, did you come out of the closet by asking a game comprised, at this juncture, entirely of guys to "suck your diction!"

Or, perhaps, since you lack any noticeable diction, you're revealing that you're a woman.

The mind boggles.

I aint correctin that one.....doesn't matter if its screwed up.

For the gay comment, I'll think of something witty and banter with you later.......

As for my spellin......I suck at it, I know it, and I write everything on the hype at a whim. I aint perfect and neither is my writing without careful scrutiny and a months worth or editing.....so bit me.

I NEED A DRINK!

 

[Matt Murdock]

I aint perfect and neither is my writing without careful scrutiny and a months worth or editing.....so bit me.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I have no qualms with it, but my apprentice seems to not like it.

When we last met, I was but the learner, now I am the master.

 

[Logan Howlett]

When we last met, I was but the learner, now I am the master.

........Darth Gayder....

 

[Victor Creed]

Now I know you said that this was mostly a male rpg....but I am really having a strong urge to hunt down a certain blonde and show her the meaning of feral..........Im just sayin.

 

[Matt Murdock]

........Darth Gayder....

If this is a battle of wits, you've come unarmed.

 

[Logan Howlett]

Now I know you said that this was mostly a male rpg....but I am really having a strong urge to hunt down a certain blonde and show her the meaning of feral..........Im just sayin.

Never do let go of a good grudge do ya.....Hell, I'm his best friend and he still wants to kill me!

 

[Karem-Knight]

"One Universe" RPG SEASON III SIGN-UP FORM

Screen Name: Karem-Knight

Character you would like to play: The Joker

Powers:
The Joker has no Superhuman powers, he does however have a huge varrey of weapons at his disposal ranging from knifes, poisons to bombs.

Brief biography of the character's history:
Not much of his past is known, other then one day he had the appearance of a demented clown, completely insane and sick, Joker has a sick obbession with Batman, his archenemies.

List a few reasons why you have chosen that character:

I've been playing him since Season II and had had a blast with the character.

The ability to play someone complteley insane and sick mindend as the Joker, is to good to pass up.

It's the ****ing Joker!

What can you bring to this game?: A good decent villain and Joker arcs.

Color and font you plan on using for your character's speech: Bold Verdana, purple

How many times do you intend on posting a DAY IN the RPG: As many as needed.

Please provide a small sample post with original content in the style that you plan to write your character in (must be at least 3 paragraphs long and contain at least 1 line of dialogue):

Gotham City International airport:

Several passengers waited inside the plane going from Gotham City to New York, eagerly awaiting their journey to another peaceful city, some going for leisure, vacation, visiting relatives or just for business. It was a late flight, and due to the Joker’s attack on several cities via terrorist’s tactics, security was extremely tight around all airports across the world.

While on the plane, a mysterious, quiet man sat on the wing seat, next to a man and a woman, waiting to have some time together for a peaceful weekend. Looking over them.

“Are you scared, honey?” The young man said to his girlfriend, “Err..a bit, but it’s the safest way to travel, isn’t it?”

The man smiled, leaning over to their conversation peering down on towards them, his skin looked like it had flesh toned make up all over it, and starring at the couple he smiled.

“Oh, believe me it is…”


The two of them starred at the man, a bit scarred but let it slide and just nodded and went “Yes.” With a fake smile on their faces.

“Ladies and Gentlemen we would like to ask you to fasten your seat belts and prepare for take off.”

“Well, better get ready…this is where the fun begins…”


The man sat down carefully on his chair and looked up on the ceiling, his smile around his face with his lips closed, the plane then reversed and sped away along the strip, heading extremely quickly towards the sky it trusted upwards, the woman held her boyfriend’s hand tightly.

Ten minutes later, the flight was now carefully in the air, calmly flying towards New York City, slowly going flying above the air.

“Now, that wasn’t so scary, was it?”

“No ha, I guess not.” She said, a dry smiled on her face, the two kissed as the man leaned forward once again, peering with a bigger smile, “Awwww, how nice.”

The boyfriend was now getting uneasy with the eerie man next to him, resting his shoulder on the chair band he looked at the man.

“Listen, sir, I don’t mean…any disrespect or anything. But we’re in kind of a difficult situation and we’re using this to get away from, Gotham and just spend time to ourselves, and I know it’s uncomfortable but is it alright if you just left us at peace?”

The man took the statement surprisingly well, lifting his eye brows up he smiled once again, “Oh, sorry about that it won’t happen again….”


He got out something from his pocket, the boyfriend panicked for a minute, thinking it was a gun notching the large shape of the coat pocket, but then, two lolly pops appeared in the man’s hand.

“….here, have a lolly pop, it just makes you all HAPPY, inside!”

“Umm, okay, do you want one sweetie?”

“Yeah, alright.”

The two unwrapped their lollies, as the man watched urgently as they unwrapped them almost shaking his hands with anticipation. The boyfriend took the first lick, along with the girl.

”Hmm.” The boyfriend said, nodding his head all of a sudden, his eyes began to widen, hugely as his mouth opened and began to laugh hysterically, the girlfriend started doing the same. Laughing their heads off the man chuckled.

“See…. doesn’t that make you smile?”


The passengers on the plane, started getting uneasy with the presence of their haunting laugh as a stewards came forward, “Excuse me, Ma’am, Sir?”

“Oh, I’m sorry…I just told them a very funny joke, want to hear it?”

“Sir, please everyone is getting concerned here and if you would just please….”

“Okay, basically, this guy pulled out a gun…………”


The man got a gun out and shot the stewardess in the heart, almost incidentally she fell on the floor, dead.

“……….and shot a ****e on a plane! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

The entire plane stood in fear, they now knew who was on the plane as he got up, gun in his hand and a glass of water on the other, splashing his face with it he stood forward in front of all the passengers.

“Well, let’s get this show on the rooaaaaaaaaaad!”


The Joker. Three people dead in less then 15 minutes in the plane ride of the journey to New York City, clapping his hands the sound of trumpets playing came across the whole plane as he prepared for his one night performance.

“A little, Sinatra goes along way!”

Soon, the main lyrics of the song came into play.


"Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today”

Shooting four bullets, all in the heads of passengers of the plane.
“I want to be a part of it……..”
Firing more bullets into the back of people’s skulls, one man got up screaming at the maniac “HEY, PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE YOU FU-“ the Joker turned around, buzzer in hand electrocuted the man, firing him to death in seconds.
“New York! New York!”
He walked to another passenger as so many of them tried to escape, kneeling down next to one of them starring, hopping for the slightest chance of mercy, as the Joker got out a small knife next to his feet.
“These vagabond shoes
Are longing to stray!”
Stabbing the man right in the feet as he screamed in pain and ending his life with a bullet, his wife and newborn baby all, in the head.
“And make a brand new start of it
New York, New York
I want to wake up in the city that never sleeps”

Getting out a machine gun from his coat, the Joker smiled as he machined gun all the passengers, mowing them down, the entire room as soon filled with blood and carnage.
“To find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap
These little town blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old New York”
Dropping the now, empty ammo machine gun, he then put his hands up in the air, triumphantly as if he were an artist himself, as smoke filled the entire room as all the surviving passengers in the plane tried to break free. And soon, the sound of laughter came to them, as they all died laughing.
“If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York.”
The drums finished, along with the trumpets as the Joker stood, out of breath after the performance he laughed at excitement, walking over to the cock pit, with the pilots now at his mercy, he waited to enter towards New York City, to go there and experience all the marvels out there.



Do you know how to post pictures on the hype boards?:

 

[Byrd Man]

If this is a battle of wits, you've come unarmed.

*Rimshot*

He'll be here all week, folks.

 

[Matt Murdock]

You and me? We're not going to get along, Karem.

 

[Logan Howlett]

If this is a battle of wits, you've come unarmed.

Well we aint evenly matched yet.....I've had more time to drink more than you.....years of alchohol kills off some of them wits.....so stuff it sparky!

 

[Matt Murdock]

years of alchohol kills off some of them wits.....so stuff it sparky!

As does pretending you're a fictitious comic book character and dedicating yourself to altering photos of yourself in order that you might further your delusion.

In other words, don't blame the alcohol.

 

[Victor Creed]

Never do let go of a good grudge do ya.....Hell, I'm his best friend and he still wants to kill me!

Not sure what that was supposed to mean......I was talking about going after Kara and banging her.

 

[Gallagher]

Take your lovers quarrel else where ladies.

On that note, my app for Iron Man shall be up tomorrow Evening.

 

[Logan Howlett]

As does pretending you're a fictitious comic book character and dedicating yourself to altering photos of yourself in order that you might further your delusion.

In other words, don't blame the alcohol.

Whatever you say Murdick....Sorry i mean Murdock....or is it Superfan...Oh c'mon, don't be jealous....I'm a bigger fan boy. Its ok kido, you'll have time. One day everything you see in me will be in your reflection

And Byrd you were right....he is an *******. Someone should change his diaper and put him to bed, poor kid. One day he'll learn that insulting grown ups won't help him in life.....

 

[Byrd Man]

Not sure what that was supposed to mean......I was talking about going after Kara and banging her.

You sure about that? You'd have to go through this.

 

[Logan Howlett]

Not sure what that was supposed to mean......I was talking about going after Kara and banging her.

LIAR! You lie......I call you on it! YOU LIE!

 

[Logan Howlett]

You sure about that? You'd have to go through this.

Actualy.....I'd like to see where this is heading.....

 

[Victor Creed]

You sure about that? You'd have to go through this.

My claws are being tipped with kryptonite as we speak. t:

 

[Logan Howlett]

Ok.....I actualy wouldn't mind seeing that fight....


Supes in one corner....Kryptonite tiped Sabes in the other.....could be fun.

 

[Victor Creed]

A bit far fetched unless Lex decided to hire on some real muscle for a change, haha.

But come on, for this:

Superman would have a tough time stopping me, haha.

 

[Logan Howlett]

Ok, whoever is currently doing the editing, I need you to send me the password to the OneUniverseRPG login as I accidently deleted the PM that contained it and didn't have it memorized. This way I can help take some of the slack from the editing/updating process.

 

[Logan Howlett]

A bit far fetched unless Lex decided to hire on some real muscle for a change, haha.

But come on, for this:

Superman would have a tough time stopping me, haha.

My Wolvie sense is tingleing.......Why is my Wolvie sense in my pants?

 

[Eddie Brock]

Kara only likes nice guys.