One Universe RPG: Season III OOC Thread

[Matt Murdock]

Guys, I'm going to get up, turn off my computer, and go to bed.

Then we are never going to speak of this again...

 

[Batman]

Hold me, GL.

What the...

How long has this been going on?! Was I not good enough for you? Didn't I meet your needs?

You cheating bastard.

 

[wiegeabo]

Hold me, GL.

It must be real love. Byrd makes the rest of us pay to cuddle with him.

 

[Matt Murdock]

What the...

How long has this been going on?! Was I not good enough for you? Didn't I meet your needs?

You cheating bastard.

Hey.

Shut up.

I don't need any more emotional scaring.

 

[Green Lantern]

What the...

How long has this been going on?! Was I not good enough for you? Didn't I meet your needs?

You cheating bastard.

Oh about six years.

 

[wiegeabo]

Guys, I'm going to get up, turn off my computer, and go to bed.

Then we are never going to speak of this again...

It will just follow you into your dreams.

I mean nightmares.

 

[Matt Murdock]

It will just follow you into your dreams.

I mean nightmares.

MB has the dreams, and they're like a deaf guy at a public pool.

Wet and moany.

 

[Batman]

I don't need any more emotional scaring.

Yeah, you do.

 

[Byrd Man]

What the...

How long has this been going on?! Was I not good enough for you? Didn't I meet your needs?

You cheating bastard.

I'm sorry. But you cheated on me first. Isn't that right...wieg?

 

[Matt Murdock]

Yeah, you do.

I don't wanna... I don't wanna...

 

[Batman]

I'm sorry. But you cheated on me first. Isn't that right...wieg?

......

You're good.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I'm sorry. But you cheated on me first. Isn't that right...wieg?

Dramatic hamster.

 

[Saved]

It will just follow you into your dreams.

I mean nightmares.

To quote a great person, "The only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, *****."

 

[Byrd Man]

......

You're good.

World's 341st greatest detective.

 

[wiegeabo]

I'm sorry. But you cheated on me first. Isn't that right...wieg?

No, I was with GL.

...wasn't I?


...WASN'T I?!

 

[Green Lantern]

No I have hair on my body. MB's the smooth one.

 

[Saved]

Is this like psychological chicken?

 

[Batman]

Is this like psychological chicken?

Makes you wish you were still drunk, eh?

 

[Saved]

Makes you wish you were still drunk, eh?

You know...I'm not an alcoholic...but I am thinking about it.

 

[wiegeabo]

No I have hair on my body. MB's the smooth one.

Oh god.

 

[Victor Creed]

Well, I love almost everyone...

It's okay Byrd. I know you're jealous.

But it just so happens that I've sworn off sex with those I've met on internet forums for lent.......so you and EBJ aren't getting any dick from me.

 

[Catman_prb]

And the world breathes a sigh of relief as the Creed-Byrd/Creed-EBJ hybrid is put on hold.

 

[Byrd Man]

And the world breathes a sigh of relief as the Creed-Byrd/Creed-EBJ hybrid is put on hold.

Thank you for saying what I couldn't say. God bless you, Catman.

 

[Gallagher]

Thank you for saying what I couldn't say. God bless you, Catman.

Oh God let lent hurry the **** up and end. I don't like Bizzaro Byrd.

 

[Catman_prb]

...I'm starting to feel...pride? Self-respect? Oh god! Byrd you're needed!