One Universe RPG: Season III OOC Thread

[Johnny Blaze]

Hey JB, once you're done with Constantine, I'm ready for Johnny to go into the defenders.

Who said we wanted Johnny Storm in the Defenders?
Hell, you can't even capitalize the team's name, and you want on it?

 

[Eddie Brock]

And why is he going into the Defenders? That's kinda kinky - even for Johnny Storm.

 

[Green Lantern]

Especially since they're all dudes... other than Byrd of course. There is no classification for that bastard.

 

[Carnage27]

Who said we wanted Johnny Storm in the Defenders?
Hell, you can't even capitalize the team's name, and you want on it?

D'oh! Yea that was an epic fail on my part.

But yes, Johnny would like to be a valued member of The Defenders...is that better?


...please?

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Ok, you can be on the Defenders, provided you don't belittle their name anymore. But, in return for allowing this great honor, I get your soul.

Deal?

 

[Green Lantern]

He has a soul?

 

[Johnny Blaze]

For now, yes.

 

[Carnage27]

He has a soul?

It's questionable...and if I do what's left of it is sullied by sex and alcohol. So I guess I won't be losing much.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Hey, EBJ, can you hop onto MSN at your earliest convenience?

 

[Byrd Man]

PM him, you lazy a-hole!

 

[Matt Murdock]

Suck my dick, Byrd ****!

 

[Byrd Man]

Suck my dick, Byrd ****!

I would. But you'd like it too much

 

[Matt Murdock]

*ponders*

 

[Carnage27]

Hey JB, I'm actually ready now if you want to get Johnny before Constantine. I mean it'll be a tough choice, cuz he's trying to get laid tonight, but I'm sure he'll pick what he knows is right...won't he?

 

[wiegeabo]

PM him, you lazy a-hole!

Where's MB when someone violates the swear filters?


Especially when it's Byrd doing the violating.

 

[Green Lantern]

But Byrd's always doing the violating. Usually its small children though.

 

[Byrd Man]

Where's MB when someone violates the swear filters?


Especially when it's Byrd doing the violating.

Silence, you fool! You want to get me banned?...Do-..don't answer that.

 

[Eddie Brock]

EDIT: Later...

 

[Batman]

...

Was that a fat joke?

 

[Catman_prb]

Hey JB, I'm actually ready now if you want to get Johnny before Constantine. I mean it'll be a tough choice, cuz he's trying to get laid tonight, but I'm sure he'll pick what he knows is right...won't he?

Well Constantine's already set up

 

[Byrd Man]

Am I the only one who doesn't see Johnny in the Defenders? I mean, the point of the Defenders is the fact that, if anything, they're misfits. Johnny is a world wide celebrity that's a part of a team already.

 

[Eddie Brock]

...

Was that a fat joke?

Of course. Why do you think I'm saving it? I need the opportune moment.

I agree, Byrd. Torch on the Defenders doesn't make much sense to me. Speaking of which, a Dr. Fate post would be swell, JB.

 

[Catman_prb]

I would agree, but it's an open team. Why isn't Johnny with the FF?

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Of course. Why do you think I'm saving it? I need the opportune moment.

I agree, Byrd. Torch on the Defenders doesn't make much sense to me. Speaking of which, a Dr. Fate post would be swell, JB.

Eat **** and die, you dirty ****ing bastard. You'll get your post when I damn well feel like it.

 

[Batman]

Which is to say, "When the hangover stops".

Prepare for a long wait, Eddie.