One Universe RPG: Season III OOC Thread

[Saved]

Approved....You **************************************

I can only imagine what this word is.

 

[Byrd Man]

I can only imagine what this word is.

Some things are better left unsaid.

 

[Saved]

BTW, I can't keep 3 Marvel characters, so I have to drop Jim Hammond.

To Cats, I say, I send thee a PM about this.

 

[Carnage27]

Sorry, I've been a lazy ***hole lately. Which is unusual for me...the lazy part, not the ***hole part.

It's all good. It's just both of my characters are stuck in limbo and I'm getting antsy.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Man, it's a good time to be playing as Harvey Dent...

 

[Eddie Brock]

Man, it's a good time to be playing as Harvey Dent...

Seriously! That clip was fantastic. (If that is indeed what you're referring to.)

 

[Shlee]

Okay, wieg and JB are up next. I figure JB can come in as the Goblin any time now, since she's dispatched most of the guys and it kinda gives him an advantage at first.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Seriously! That clip was fantastic. (If that is indeed what you're referring to.)

Is it weird to say TDK is my favorite movie ever, without ever having seen it? I just saw that clip, and it sure as **** feels like it.

 

[Carnage27]

Is it weird to say TDK is my favorite movie ever, without ever having seen it? I just saw that clip, and it sure as **** feels like it.

Yea I feel exactly the same. From the look of things, he looks fantastic!

 

[Blacklight]

OK. I'll definately get GL and GR posts in today.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I'm dropping Bizarro, or Bizzaro, for another DC character.

Karem-Knight has given me his expressed permission.

"One Universe" RPG SEASON III SIGN-UP FORM

Screen Name: Peter Parker

Character you would like to play: The Joker

Powers: None. However, the Joker has a virtual arsenal of crazy-tastic guns, weapons, and other little 'toys.'

Let's face it, I'm probably going to make his tools up as I go.

Brief biography of the character's history: Well, not a lot is known about the Joker. He's a sadistic murderer with an obsession with Batman. He doesn't have a backstory, he doesn't have an origin. He just is.

Three reasons why you have chosen that character:

1. A while back, I had a massive IC fight with Karem as Daredevil. I'd like to try it from the other side this time.

2. I was told by pretty much every one of my (imaginary) buddies in Ultimate Marvel that my Deadpool was pretty good. He's the closest I've ever come to playing a real, bona fidelus psychopath; until now, that is.

3.

What can you bring to this game?: A pretty decent writer who has read plenty of Joker-related comics.

Color and font you plan on using for your character's speech: Century Gothic, Bold, 2, Purple.

How many times do you intend on posting a DAY IN the RPG: As many as is required by my fellow players.

Please provide a small sample post with original content in the style that you plan to write your character in (must be at least 3 paragraphs long and contain at least 1 line of dialogue):

​

Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm a man of wealth and taste

The city has been quiet lately.
​

I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain

That's a good thing, I suppose. Well...

Good for a few individuals, as far as I reckon.
​

Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

And, well, my reckoning is pretty well-off, to be honest.

Sure, I get off by hearing the terrified cries of innocent bystanders, but, hey, who doesn't?
​

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name

I've found in my years of gleeful misanthropy, one word has been common among the teeming, terrified, tumultuous masses:

"Why?"

Their papers print it in their headlines, their news anchors ask it time and time again, and the mommies and daddies ask each other before they go to sleep every night.
​

But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

The answer is invariably simple of course, as most things in life are.

It makes me smile.

Then again, what doesn't these days?
​

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

People these days are far too serious. After all, there's a punch-line in everything.

Isn't there?

Bombings, robberies, and rapes all have a brighter side, you've just got to be enlightened enough to see it.
​

I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Psychopaths, loony-toons, and kooks all have the right idea. I mean, when do you see one of them without a big ol' grin on their face?
​

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

The city has been quiet lately.​

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

That's a good thing, I suppose. Well...

Good for a few individuals, as far as I reckon.​

I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me

And, well, my reckoning is pretty well-off, to be honest.

Sure, I get off by hearing the terrified cries of innocent bystanders, but, hey, who doesn't?​

Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

The city really has been quiet, even if my head hasn't.

Now, I know what you're thinkin'.

And, no. I don't hear 'voices.' I'm not crazy.

Just enlightened; ideas buzzing here and there inside my mind... it gets hard to keep track.
​

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

The city's quiet.

It's about time I change that.
​

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

Hope you guessed my name.
​

But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

"Woo-woo!"​

 

[Eddie Brock]

You accomplished what I've been trying to do for the past six weeks. Congratulations.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Post an application for the joker?

 

[Eddie Brock]

Post an application for the joker?

Unfortunately. You beat me by one day. And you got Karem's approval. That puts you two steps ahead of me.

 

[Matt Murdock]

You'd best start to catch up, then!










*ponders what the hell that last comment meant.*

 

[Batman]

I could be so evil, right now, by abusing my powers.

But I'm not that kind of guy.

...Except when Byrd or GL is involved.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Ha! Your application doesn't have a Biography! I'm going to post one now!

...Ok, so I'm not.

 

[Saved]

I could be so evil, right now, by abusing my powers.

But I'm not that kind of guy.

...Except when Byrd or GR is involved.

.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Finish your app and you'll be approved as Joker, PP.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Fixed.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Ok, you are here-by approved.

 

[wiegeabo]

Hate to say it JB, but Bruce isn't in costume yet. Batgirl's the only hero there right now.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Hate to say it JB, but Bruce isn't in costume yet. Batgirl's the only hero there right now.

Dammit!

That's what I get for assuming you changed, though you never mentioned it.

 

[wiegeabo]

Don't worry. I'll have Bruce change and come kick your ass just in the nick of time.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Dammit!

That's what I get for assuming you changed, though you never mentioned it.

You know what they say about assuming:

If you're wrong, deny! Deny! Deny!