Paris Hilton's Going To Jail!!!!!!

[Erzengel]

There are fans?
I've never heard a fan speak. Only derision and mocking have I heard.

When I was watching SM3, there was a commercial for Simple Life whatever the f' they are on.

And a bunch of pre-teen girls behind me, expressed interest in it.

 

[hippy fascist]

She has f**king fans? THAT is ridiculous... what has she ever done to warrant having FANS?

Dvd sales would suggest otherwise...


She has fans in the same way as JAL is a fan of alba. Creepy stalkers that want to **** her

 

[BRUTAL]

When I was watching SM3, there was a commercial for Simple Life whatever the f' they are on.

And a bunch of pre-teen girls behind me, expressed interest in it.

Sometimes a slap is necessary...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol wtf?

 

[BRUTAL]

Dvd sales would suggest otherwise...


She has fans in the same way as JAL is a fan of alba. Creepy stalkers that want to **** her

People want to f**k her? If they had seen the DVD you're referring to they would know that she has no idea how to handle a... man. The only thing I would like to do to Paris Hilton is shred her credit cards and force her to get a job.

 

[Erzengel]

Sometimes a slap is necessary...

With a penis against their forehead.

 

[Kyalesyin]

For the average thirteen-year-old girl, Paris is everything they want to be. She's rich- she gets to party all day and doesn't need to work, and she can have whatever she wants. She's pampered- she snaps her fingers, somebody comes running. She has no responsibility, no obligations, and a big designer wardrobe. Instant gratification, no holds barred, and all the attention you could ever want.

To your average teenage girl, thats heaven. Thats why she has fans.

 

[BRUTAL]

With a penis against their forehead.

 

[DorkyFresh]

this is what her cell will look like...

...at least that's what it'll look like when she moves in.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Her "fans" havealready started a petition to keep her out of prison.

This is ****ing hilarious:

Thank you for sharing that.

I just threw up a little in my throat.

 

[Erzengel]

Um they told me they were 18.

 

[BRUTAL]

Um they told me they were 18.

Why don't you have a seat?

 

[jaguarr]

I can see it now, Paris writing in her diary:

Dear Diary,
Nearly four entire hours have passed since I was locked up in this cell. I fear that I may be losing my mind. My fingernails are torn and jagged from clawing at the walls and I have no more tears left. Most of my hair lies in torn clumps on the floor near the toilet and I am appalled that they do not have a bidet. The guards completely ignore me and it is killing me. There is no one to pay attention to me in here and I'm completely alone. It's very uncomfortable and I don't know how to act around myself. The guards are also threatening to make me go outside for an hour and I am frightened by the prospect. I'm slowly slipping into madness.



jag

 

[DorkyFresh]

I can see it now, Paris writing in her diary:

Dear Diary,
Nearly four entire hours have passed since I was locked up in this cell. I fear that I may be losing my mind. My fingernails are torn and jagged from clawing at the walls and I have no more tears left. Most of my hair lies in torn clumps on the floor near the toilet and I am appalled that they do not have a bidet. The guards completely ignore me and it is killing me. There is no one to pay attention to me in here and I'm completely alone. It's very uncomfortable and I don't know how to act around myself. The guards are also threatening to make me go outside for an hour and I am frightened by the prospect. I'm slowly slipping into madness.



jag

i'd be surprised if she's THAT literate...

 

[jaguarr]

i'd be surprised if she's THAT literate...

I know. I just can't put my headspace into her as a character when writing. My brain doesn't work that way. It's probably for the best.

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

Get ShadowBoxing in here, if he could get into the "mind" of Tai then I'm sure he could get into this character.

 

[jaguarr]

Get ShadowBoxing in here, if he could get into the "mind" of Tai then I'm sure he could get into this character.

It took me forever to exorcise the TaiDemon from ShadowBoxing. I don't know if I have the strength to get a ParisDemon out of him.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

It took me forever to exorcise the TaiDemon from ShadowBoxing. I don't know if I have the strength to get a ParisDemon out of him.

jag

Nax... removing the ParisDemon is easy. Its got a short attention span- it'll wander off on its own and get lost as soon as SB starts concentrating on something else.

 

[DorkyFresh]

Paris's Diary

Day 1
This sux. this is so not hot.



Day 2
my hair is getting split ends. i need a mirror.



Day 3
i met a cute guy yesterday. funny...i thought this was a women's prison. oh well, he was cuuuuuuute!!! omg, xoxox!!!


Day 4
this place is such a drag. it's so dipress dapressing sad...










wow, it actually hurts lowering my intellect to her level...

 

[Kyalesyin]

Yup. I think thats a lot more accurate...

 

[jaguarr]

wow, it actually hurts lowering my intellect to her level...

Yeah, that's why I couldn't go there. My pain threshold couldn't take it.

jag

 

[hippy fascist]

I can see it now, Paris writing in her diary:

Dear Diary,
Nearly four entire hours have passed since I was locked up in this cell. I fear that I may be losing my mind. My fingernails are torn and jagged from clawing at the walls and I have no more tears left. Most of my hair lies in torn clumps on the floor near the toilet and I am appalled that they do not have a bidet. The guards completely ignore me and it is killing me. There is no one to pay attention to me in here and I'm completely alone. It's very uncomfortable and I don't know how to act around myself. The guards are also threatening to make me go outside for an hour and I am frightened by the prospect. I'm slowly slipping into madness.



jag

Why would she sign off her diary entries "-jag"?

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Her "fans" havealready started a petition to keep her out of prison.

This is ****ing hilarious:



So from this we can see that paris has a career. Said career being "celebrity and socialite" (wonder if that pays overtime )

On top of that these people are basically telling us that our lives are mundane and Paris injects excitment and hope into our otherwise empty lives...

What on earth will I do with my excitment free, hopelessly mundane life while she's locked up for a month and a half?

It'd be great if this actually worked, Paris gets out of jail and knowing there's no consequences for her actions drinks and drives again and hits one of the morons who signed this or better yet the author of this letter.

 

[jaguarr]

Why would she sign off her diary entries "-jag"?

Why don't you go back to cleaning your demon?

jag

 

[hippy fascist]

Why don't you go back to cleaning your demon?

jag

Friction burns