Yes, the notion of a God who requires certain things of his followers, when the stakes are so high, eternal hapiness or eternal torment, the second death or whatever, something super BAD, and can't find a way to make those requirements known to said followers clearly, it's preposterous, to me.
People act like when it says, "Jesus rode on the back of a donkey", that it could very well mean that he flew in on a dragon.
I say bologna.
Anyone who's intellectually honest with themselves will have to admit that either 1) he did ride on a donkey, and that the Bible is an accurate account....or that 2) the Bible is not always accurate, and therefore can not be used as a definitive standard for living, and that the "God" of the Bible is not anywhere near as powerful as all of the centuries worth of scholars, scribes, editors and compilers who have the mind-blowing power to KEEP the CREATOR of the UNIVERSE from getting his true message to those he supposedly loves.
It's silly.