I tried watching AWE on cable several times after the massive disappointment in the theater. The first few scenes (the hanging scene, the stuff in Singapore) was great. But right about the time (ironically) we start seeing Jack, the movie falls on its face and never recovers. It is just one stupid thing that makes no sense after the other. Will and Elizabeth inexplicably hate each other even after the Three's Company moment of the second film is solved. Will's betrayal; Jonathan Pryce dying off screen and randomly being seen in limbo; Calpyso not being able to help Elizabeth's father without a real explanation; zombie Jack in the ship; 20 double crosses; Barbossa being regulated to the goofy uncle and Jack's sidekick; NORRINGTON BEING KILLED OFF DOING NOTHING; Jack's father being the one to off Norrington; the Kraken being killed off screen; giant sea ***** on the ship; Will and Elizabeth becoming tragic star crossed lovers with him doomed to sail the Flying Dutchman forever; Jack losing the Pearl.
It was just awful, awful, awful all the way around.
COTBP: 9.5/10
DMC: 7/10
AWE: 3/10
So disappointing.