Poison Ivy Casting Thread

[atomicbattery]

We need to determine which shades of red color are more acceptable than others, though... going from strawberry red and ginger over copper and auburn to mahogany. We need to define these values if we are to have a proper scientific approach.

Should there be an appropriate shade of red for each redhead in the Batuniverse? Pamela Isley, Barbara Gordon, Kate Kane, Carrie Kelly and, in most depictions, Vicki Vale (and I'm probably forgetting a few).

 

[regwec]

I agree. I fact, I think the services of the actress cast to play the role of Poison Ivy (and indeed of all fictional characters conventionally depicted with red hair) should be openly procured in accordance with a selection questionnaire weighted as follows:

Part 1

(Mandatory requirement)

(1) Actress's hair is red. (pass/fail)

Part 2

(80% of overall weighting)

(2) Extent to which redness of actress's hair reflects natural pigmentation. (40%)

(3) Vibrancy and degree of redness of actress's hair. (25%)

(4) Similarity of customary styling of actress's hair to hair stylings found in images randomly sampled from a Google image search for "poison ivy hair". (15%)

Part 3

(20% of overall weighting)

(5) Actress has tweeted a statement either expressly or impliedly favourable to Warner Brothers, DC Comics, or related products, characters, and other associated intellectual property. (15%)

(6) Actress is adjudged competent. (5%)

 

[atomicbattery]

I agree. I fact, I think the services of the actress cast to play the role of Poison Ivy (and indeed of all fictional characters conventionally depicted with red hair) should be openly procured in accordance with a selection questionnaire weighted as follows:

Part 1

(Mandatory requirement)

(1) Actress's hair is red. (pass/fail)

Part 2

(80% of overall weighting)

(2) Extent to which redness of actress's hair reflects natural pigmentation. (40%)

(3) Vibrancy and degree of redness of actress's hair. (25%)

(4) Similarity of customary styling of actress's hair to hair stylings found in images randomly sampled from a Google image search for "poison ivy hair". (15%)

Part 3

(20% of overall weighting)

(5) Actress has tweeted a statement either expressly or impliedly favourable to Warner Brothers, DC Comics, or related products, characters, and other associated intellectual property. (15%)

(6) Actress is adjudged competent. (5%)

Are there any bonus points for freckling?

 

[atomicbattery]

I mean, if there are any accusations of inauthenticity, freckles are sort of incontrovertible evidence, or proof of fact.

 

[regwec]

In the event of a tie, an assessment of total body freckling, eye colour and pubic hair pigmentation, undertaken by a medical professional of no less than ten years' experience, shall determine the winner.

 

[atomicbattery]

In the event of a tie, an assessment of total body freckling, eye colour and pubic hair pigmentation, undertaken by a medical professional of no less than ten years' experience, shall determine the winner.

aaand that pretty much covers everything

literally

 

[Wildcard]

In the event of a tie, an assessment of total body freckling, eye colour and pubic hair pigmentation, undertaken by a medical professional of no less than ten years' experience, shall determine the winner.

In that case, I elect to be the medical professional that examines Bryce.

 

[regwec]

You really have ten years' experience as a medical professional? Kudos.

 

[Wildcard]

You really have ten years' experience as a medical professional? Kudos.

Where it concerns BDH, sure I do.

 

[Eddie Dean]

She's Ron Howard's kid. You couldn't be more ginger if you where found in a spice drawer.

 

[Sawyer]

I love Bryce, but tbh, if she were used in a DC movie, I wish she was maybe 10 years younger, because I could see her as Barbara WAAAAAAAY more than Poison Ivy.

 

[KillerWolf]

Look what you guys started...

http://www.blastr.com/2017-4-10/bryce-dallas-howard-fans-work-each-other-into-frenzy-poison-ivy

 

[Wildcard]

Gotta get the ball rolling somehow.

 

[KillerWolf]

You nerds are unbelievable.

 

[Wildcard]

Don't act like you're not in the kliq.

 

[Rorschach2012]

I'd love for Bryce Dallas Howard to get it

 

[David H.]

Gugu would be a good Ivy.

 

[Eddie Dean]

but shE hAs pink hiaR!!!!

 

[David H.]

My bad.

 

[Wildcard]

I'd love for Bryce Dallas Howard to get it

I'm confident we'll see her in the comic book movie realm again. Except next time it'll be a far larger role than what she got for SM-3.

 

[NinjaTurtleFan]

Hearing Bryce is interested in being Poison Ivy after mentioning her in a this thread....

 

[KillerWolf]

Don't act like you're not in the kliq.

*looks at post count*

Fair enough.

but shE hAs pink hiaR!!!!

Not acceptable.

 

[pixen]

Gugu would be a good Ivy.

I'd prefer her for Selina Kyle.

 

[Babillygunn]

*looks at post count*

Fair enough.



Not acceptable.

Lol.

 

[NinjaTurtleFan]

Megan Fox

Hottie but outside of her acting on "New Girl", she's pretty lackluster actress. Just eye candy.