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Police: Woman Tries To Flush Newborn

"The mother told paramedics that she didn't know she was pregnant"

I guess she thought the extra weight was from the Big Macs and the kicking was just her insides starting a riot because of the crap she eats.

If she wanted to get away with it, she should have told them that the ladies' restroom got clogged up, and the crew would have sent the dim-witted janitor in with a mop and plunger
 
So if the heading for the article decided to jump off a bridge would you do it?:whatever:
 
I'm pulling an Owen Wilson tonite! woot!:heart::word:
 
ok, but remember not to put "Police:" in the headline this time.
 
Udate to this story: :csad:

Paramedics rescue baby from restaurant toilet
By CHRISTINE VENDEL
The Kansas City Star
A McDonald’s employee gave birth to a baby boy in the restaurant’s bathroom Monday afternoon and tried to flush the baby down the toilet, according to police reports.

Someone called an ambulance crew about 12:30 p.m. to the restaurant at 3741 Broadway and said a woman was in labor. When the crew arrived, they found the woman sitting on a toilet. She said she had “flushed three times but that it would not go down.”
The paramedic saw something in the toilet and asked the woman to stand up. The paramedic then found a baby face down in the water. The baby had no pulse and was not breathing.

The paramedic and his partner performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation and revived the baby.

An ambulance took the mother and baby to separate hospitals. The baby was listed in critical, but stable, condition.

Police said the 20-year-old woman told the ambulance crew that she didn’t know she was pregnant or that she had given birth. She told them she had her last menstrual cycle in January or February. But police said they have information that she previously told friends that she was pregnant.


So she tried to flush three times, but the baby wouldn't go down. :cmad:

And, she knew she was pregnant. :cmad:
 
and this is why we should license people to have children...

believe it or not, it shouldn't be everyone's "right" to do so.
 
WTF!?! what, did she have the fuacking baby IN McDonald's . . . what a fuackin ******!!

plus everyone knows if you're gonna flush a baby down the toilet, you need to make sure they go head first :o
 
But it was face down in the water. Mercy. Imagine given CPR to a baby that was just immersed in toilet water. In a McDonalds.
 
Was this baby's name Mario or Luigi by any chance?

-TNC
 
The symptoms are sometimes the same as menstruating, also some women spot like they're having a period. Some have no symptoms at all. I knew a woman who's hips were so wide that she carried they baby cradled. Her stomach looked flat but she was pregnant, seen the baby.

Wow, weird. Hopefully botht the mother and baby get the treatment they need. She obviously is not a well young woman.
 
needless to say, the baby is likely not ever going to sing the catch phrase "Doo-doo-do-doo-doo I'm loovin it" :(
 
Wow, weird. Hopefully botht the mother and baby get the treatment they need. She obviously is not a well young woman.

yes, and let's hope that the treatment includes an abrupt backhand to the face with spiked knuckles :mad:

I think when they mentioned treatment, they referred to the fact that she gave birth w/o medical care . . . in a fuacking toilet :yuck:
 

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