Portrait of a Lounge on Fire

[KRYPTON INC.]

One form of crotch violence is as good as the next.

And... Then Cell vomits up... Dale?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Rusty Shackleford.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Rusty Shackleford.

This needs to be your new sig:


One form of crotch violence is as good as the next.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I've grown beyond signatures. All I need is my Duracell avatar, and the Letterkenny quote in my user title thingy.


Watch Letterkenny. After you watch Sunny.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I've grown beyond signatures. All I need is my Duracell avatar, and the Letterkenny quote in my user title thingy.


Watch Letterkenny. After you watch Sunny.

What is the Canadian equivalent term for "Redneck"?

 

[Reek]

Reekity Cricket.

 

[Perfect Cell]

What is the Canadian equivalent term for "Redneck"?

Albertan.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Reekity Cricket.

They sell a sealant for that.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Albertan.

(Married With Children styled audience reaction)

Damn... You showed them.

But I agree. Alberta needs to be taken down a peg. They've had it too good for too long!

 

[Perfect Cell]

Look, I don't think it's unfair of me to indiscriminately hate people I've never met. Everyone else does it.

 

[Reek]

It's time to take Krypton down. He won't keep his word and real men would do so.

Ban him.

 

[Perfect Cell]

He should be forced to change his name to KRYPTON DINK. Because it rhymes, and dink is a funny-sounding word that works for all ages. So that people from all walks of life can understand and appreciate that he is, in fact, a dink.

 

[Reek]

if i could post the "dee you *****" video to him... I would... every time he makes a post............ in any thread.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I've been called... A Dink.


My God... What have I done?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

He should be forced to change his name to KRYPTON DINK. Because it rhymes, and dink is a funny-sounding word that works for all ages. So that people from all walks of life can understand and appreciate that he is, in fact, a dink.

Better than an Albertan though, am I right, eh?

 

[Perfect Cell]

That's racist.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I still haven't seen Rise of Skywalker, and all the stuff coming out about the movie is making me super jazzed to seek it out. Super jazzed. Things seem great.

Why is it so hard to make a good movie about space wizards and borderline-childish concepts of good and evil? It's like struggling to finish a colouring book.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I still haven't seen Rise of Skywalker, and all the stuff coming out about the movie is making me super jazzed to seek it out. Super jazzed. Things seem great.

Why is it so hard to make a good movie about space wizards and borderline-childish concepts of good and evil? It's like struggling to finish a colouring book.

As hard as making a streaming show about a retired starship captain that doesn't feel like each episode has drained days out of my life.

I'm... Miffed at how ****ing slow and at times how dull Picard is.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Picard is great. I won't hear of it. I won't.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Picard is great. I won't hear of it. I won't.

Six episodes in... They're still setting up the premise.

Just saying.

 

[Perfect Cell]

And?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Not every piece of fiction can cram fourteen storylines into a two-hour span. Only true works of art like BvS can pull off such frenetic mastery.




I am a petty, petty person.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

And?

I know... You won't hear of it...











Still though...


Real talk I like or love a lot on the show. But this pacing and frankly almost all the Romulan/Cube stuff is killing my enthusiasm. Each episode is cool in that we get to hang with Jean-Luc but after that it feels like not much happens.

Six episodes. Four left.

Thos four now have to be spectacular for me to feel they redeem the show dragging ass for six hours.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Not every piece of fiction can cram fourteen storylines into a two-hour span. Only true works of art like BvS can pull off such frenetic mastery.




I am a petty, petty person.

Such pettiness is only worthy of an Albertan.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I get the impression that it's less "nothing happens", and more "nothing that I wanted to see when the premise of the show was first announced happens". Because the last two episodes have been anything but slow, and anything but empty.


Also, I love a slow burn. Otherwise Lost wouldn't be my favourite show of all time. AND THAT PAID OFF SO WELL IN THE END.



Wait.