Portrait of a Lounge on Fire

[KRYPTON INC.]

These kids have potential. They are fresh and rough around the edges, but can get a rescue job on you done without breaking sweat. For elite missions I need to send a Hannibal to organise these fools:

Murdock: Reek
Face: Aziz
BA: Squeek

I'll assume C. Lee is Hannibal?

 

[Micromind]

Imagine being alone in the house and this fella trying to get in..

 

[Iceman]

I'll assume C. Lee is Hannibal?

Honestly… who else could it be? C. Lee alone has the gravitas to pull this one off.

 

[Iceman]

@KRYPTON INC. seriously now, how good would you feel the next time the stalker shows his face to see this squad marching up behind him armed to the teeth. C. Lee with the cigar, a crazed Reek with the baseball cap, Aziz dripping in foundation, Squeek weighed down in bling. I can't think of a more comforting sight in that situation.

 

[Reek]

Booze Bolton is Hannibal

 

[Reek]

and i did play baseball for 20 years so the bat is correct.

wait why am i murdock

 

[Perfect Cell]

That's a thread best left untugged.

Edit: Is "untugged" even a word? It is now.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Imagine being alone in the house and this fella trying to get in..

 

[Iceman]

This A-Team would come with a kangaroo, a moose, plus beaver and koala siege engine squad. I reckon NY's stalker problem would be sorted out by the end of the week.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This A-Team would come with a kangaroo, a moose, plus beaver and koala siege engine squad. I reckon NY's stalker problem would be sorted out by the end of the week.

But then how do we get rid of the rampaging army of roos, moose, koalas and beavers? Plus... Well... The koalas spread STDs and we're already bracing for this coronavirus.

 

[Reek]

which animal am i, cause i disagree

 

[Reek]

i like to picture myself as a.... unicorn tiger like hybrid that has angels wings and can breath fire and fart thunder

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

which animal am i, cause i disagree

 

[Roose Bolton]

Oh you poor silly misguided people.


....The fires killed all the koalas.

 

[Reek]

not all of them... check greens zoo at our HQ.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Oh you poor silly misguided people.


....The fires killed all the koalas.

Ford Fairlane is going to be beside himself when he learns about this.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

not all of them... check greens zoo at our HQ.

"Zoo" aka the Genetics Warfare Lab.

Coincidentally the same place you got spliced with cat genes.

 

[Perfect Cell]

i like to picture myself as a.... unicorn tiger like hybrid that has angels wings and can breath fire and fart thunder

Five minutes well spent:

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"Poot".

 

[Reek]

oh my sweet ****ing christ

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

oh my sweet ****ing christ

"Poot".

 

[Reek]

it smells of victory. 60% of the time... it works. Every time.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

By Odeon... Illegal in nine countries.

 

[Perfect Cell]

In this case, it probably would smell like pure gasoline.

 

[Reek]

it smells like Big Foot's Roose