Post here to have a poem written about you... NOW!!

[Alf]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Alf you suck, no need to rhyme;
But what the hell, I have the time!
You correct my posts?!? Really? YOU?
You mispell smilies, and other words too!

You suck at the internet, and that means you suck;
You suck so damn much you should be ran over by a truck!
You were cooler as Kypade, but not by much;
The coolest you were was as Al Fsux

And even then that's only 'cuz that was Eric D.
You wish you were him; you wish you were me!
You wish you were !talia; anyone but you!
In the words of "Jesus>Not Jesus": "Jesus pwns joo"



Okay... I need to end my poems differently...

Maybe I shoulda said: "It's sad to say, but Mr.Bush owns you"? Whaddya think?

except for the fact that the only one sucking around here is you, l'd say that was pretty good...

of course misspelling smilies is hardly offensive and l;d probably shoot myself were l you...

and you really cant rhyme goose and goose, or me and me,

but besides all that, twas better than most of em in here

and yeah, it woulda been better with the bush thing

oh, and you use WAAAY too many semicolons, at totally unneccessary places

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Ask nicely

you know you wanna,babe

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Alf
except for the fact that the only one sucking around here is you, l'd say that was pretty good...

of course misspelling smilies is hardly offensive and l;d probably shoot myself were l you...

and you really cant rhyme goose and goose, or me and me,

but besides all that, twas better than most of em in here

and yeah, it woulda been better with the bush thing

oh, and you use WAAAY too many semicolons, at totally unneccessary places

wow, you turned into a real a**hole

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Do me, baby. In a completely hedrosexual way, of cource.

 

[Alf]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
wow, you turned into a real a**hole

what?maybe so...

but l'm not serious

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Alf
except for the fact that the only one sucking around here is you, l'd say that was pretty good...

of course misspelling smilies is hardly offensive and l;d probably shoot myself were l you...

and you really cant rhyme goose and goose, or me and me,

but besides all that, twas better than most of em in here

and yeah, it woulda been better with the bush thing

oh, and you use WAAAY too many semicolons, at totally unneccessary places

 

[Alf]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear

cuz l dont want to

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Alf
what?maybe so...

but l'm not serious

cept you probably are

 

[Alf]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
cept you probably are

no, not really...kpb's been "hating" me for like...2 weeks now...l dont even know if he's serious, and l really dont care... so instead of ignoring him or taking offense to it, l'm just playing along...

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Alf
no, not really...kpb's been "hating" me for like...2 weeks now...l dont even know if he's serious, and l really dont care... so instead of ignoring him or taking offense to it, l'm just playing along...

yea, that sounds realistic when he's making fun of you...

...but not

 

[Alf]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
yea, that sounds realistic when he's making fun of you...

...but not

what are you talking about?....sounds realistic when he's making fun of me, but not...?

 

[Kipobe]

Fuzz = KPB

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Alf
what are you talking about?....sounds realistic when he's making fun of me, but not...?

that means that you were the hostile one

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Fuzz = KPB

yea, it's true, I'm gonna go *********e

 

[Alf]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
that means that you were the hostile one

lol...ok, fuzz, you're right

 

[Max Shrek]

Do a poem on I, The Man in Black, and my Thorn Cult.

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
yea, it's true, I'm gonna go *********e

But Aunt Flow is visiting... maybe later?



Damn, and I just said no more of that too...

Originally posted by Alf
lol...ok, fuzz, you're right

I love you... sexy!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by akut401
well now i want one...

Your custom title is butt-sex? How wack is that?
Are you perverted, or Seven? D'ya like my avy hat?

I know the last question had nothing to do with what we were saying,
But I like it so much, screw the game we were playing!

Forget you and your poem, talk 'bout me and my hat!
I'm great and fantabulous; you're ugly and fat!

OWNED!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by The Gifted One
Do one about me.

What in the blue hell? Who is "The Gifted One?"
I'm tired of newbies, you ain't no damn fun!

You suck, 'cuz I don't know jack**** 'bout you;
So I'll say this once more: "Jesus pwns joo"



Thanks to Brodie for that wonderful and quite versitile expression!

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
But Aunt Flow is visiting... maybe later?



Damn, and I just said no more of that too... I love you... sexy!

Aunt Flow is gone.

 

[Assassin32]

I want a poem about me!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Jason Blood
Okay

why not?

Jason Blood, you're crud;
You're no stud, you're a dud!

I should push you in mud;
You're lamer than Paul Rudd!

You're so lame, you could be owned
By the late Elmer Fudd,
Even if he were dead
He's better than you, bud!



I'm not even trying anymore!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
you know you wanna,babe

Mmmmmm... moments passed!

Ask nicely!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by DarkKnightJRK
Do me, baby. In a completely hedrosexual way, of cource.

Your gay, you can't spell;
Don't post no more, you've failed!

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Mmmmmm... moments passed!

Ask nicely!

nah, you really wanna baaaaaaaaaaaad