Random Chat Logs

[wiegeabo]

Because he's a bastard?

Because he's having buttsecks with byrd and goats?

Because he's a bastard who's having buttsecks with byrd and goats?


Take your pick.

 

[Batman]

Because he's a bastard?

Because he's having buttsecks with byrd and goats?

Because he's a bastard who's having buttsecks with byrd and goats?


Take your pick.

Damn. Tough choice.

Can I use the "phone a friend" option?

 

[Spike_x1]

*Receives call from MB*

*Hangs up*

 

[Batman]

Damn it!

And do you know how much of a long distance charge that is?!

 

[wiegeabo]

You know it's a scam, right? He doesn't really live in Canada. He just says that so he can collect the 'international' charges.

 

[Batman]

I just read through this entire thread for the first time in awhile.

I've never been more amused. up:

...and, at the same time... disturbed.

 

[Spike_x1]

Read the DC Lounge Thread over on the DC Comics Board. It's where I spend half my time, and it was apparently a contender for the funniest Hype thread, or somesuch crap.

 

[Green Lantern]

Damn. Tough choice.

Can I use the "phone a friend" option?

You have friends? Since when? Also congrats on getting the RPG poster of the year

 

[Gallagher]

Me: Good christ I just realized I'm listening to Bon Jovi
Peter Parker: WHOAAAA WERE HALFWAY THEY-AIRRR
Peter Parker: WHOA-OH
Peter Paker: LIVINIG ON A PRAY-AIRRRR
Me: *claps*

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Peter Parker: I think the hype's vagina is leaking
Peter Parker: so it's being a pain in the ass
Me: I'm not sure whether that is the best or worst analogy I've ever seen

 

[Matt Murdock]

Me: Vouch for me if I get banned
Gallagher: Of course
Gallagher: You shouldn't get banned, it's only a laugh
Me: I have smarties in my nose.
Gallagher has disconnected.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Me: Raiders March is the best movie theme EVER.
Gallagher: Hmm
Me: Second maybe to Adventures on Earth from ET.
Gallagher: **** ET, **** him in his tiny alien rectum

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Gallager (Lewis) and I were discussing a girl we both know of, and then I decided to change the subject.
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Bjarki says:
She can't be older than 15

Bjarki says:
I won't believe it

Bjarki says:
I am watching the strangest porn

Lewis says:
OMG, switch the last sentence for the first one

 

[Gallagher]

I seem to be appearing an awful lot in this thread recently... I need to spend less time on MSN getting drunk on my own

 

[Catman_prb]

Hmm...I wonder which girl, who is known by both a guy in the UK and an...it...in Iceland, could possibly be?

 

[SenseiofCheese]

She caters to all nationalities, and she pays for her own flights.

 

[Gallagher]

You win, it was that Hannah Montannah bird.

 

[Catman_prb]

Yes...I believe you...

 

[SenseiofCheese]

I can't not post this.

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Bjarki says:
Seriously, they are sharing the must luscious looks

Bjarki says:
they are REALLY into ****ing each other

Lewis says:
Ok, well I don't have a sister so I can't exactly comment on how weirded out I'd be

Lewis says:
step-sister? Better ****ing believe I'd tap that

Bjarki says:
Oh hell yes. Even if she were only halfway good looking, the notion of doing one's stepsister is scolding hot

Lewis says:
I think we need to see a head doctor

Lewis says:
before we know it we'll be up to our eyeballs in sibling-tang

Bjarki says:
What about adopted sisters?

Lewis says:
Hm, yeah probably

Bjarki says:
What about a sister you haven't had yet, that travels back in time to do you?

Bjarki says:
I mean, at that point, you're not her brother yet.

Lewis says:
... see now we're just getting into paradox-levels of confusion, thats like having it off with your grandmother when she was a hot teen and being your own grandad, technically seen as neither you nor your parents are alive yet, she wouldn't be your gran

Bjarki says:
...would you?

Lewis says:
... I... Don't...... knoowww

Bjarki says:
You totally would

Lewis says:
Nah, it'd be too weird if you closed your eyes and saw the wrinkly version

Bjarki says:
Yeah,but on the flipside, you could do your old grandma and picture her when she was a hot teen.

Bjarki says:
Or...not.

Lewis says:
........

Lewis says:
Dear jesus I'll never sleep again

 

[Gallagher]

...*shudders*

 

[Catman_prb]

Huh. And there I thought Byrd would be the one to set the Basement's all time low.

 

[Climperoonie]

Damn this is funny. I need to re-download MSN just so I can take part in some of these random yet funny yet scary conversations.

 

[Catman_prb]

From the bonus track on our new Hype Basement Album:

Gallagher:Buddy youre a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day.
BL:Oh god...
Cats:you got mud on your face
Cats:big disgrace
Gallagher:kicking yo can all over this place singing:
Cats:WE WILL WE WILL
Gallagher: ROCK YOU
Cats: ROCK YOU
Climperoonie:Rock You!
Gallagher: ****ING WIN

 

[Gallagher]

Yes.

Simply... yes.

 

[Climperoonie]

From the same convo:
Lewis - Gallagher
The Knave of Hearts - Catman
Climperoonie - Guess.

Lewis says:
Toniiigght
The Knave Of Hearts says:
im gonna have myself
a real good time
Climperoonie says:
I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah!
The Knave Of Hearts says:
im floating around
in ecstacy
Lewis says:
so
dont
stop
me
Lewis says:
now
The Knave Of Hearts says:
cos im having a good time
The Knave Of Hearts says:
having a good time
Lewis says:
IIIII'M a shootin star
Climperoonie says:
Like a Tiger defying the laws of gravity!
Lewis says:
I'm a racing car passin you by like lady gadiva!

Lewis says:
I'm gonna
Climperoonie says:
Go go go
There's no stopping meeee
I'm burning through the skies Ye-ah!
Lewis says:
at 200 degrees thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Climperoonie says:
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
Lewis says:
I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC WOMAN OF YOU!
Climperoonie says:
Don't stop me now! Coz I'm having such a good time
Lewis says:
I'm havin a ball
Climperoonie says:
Don't stop me now
Lewis says:
... its sad, this is the most fun i've had on the internet ever

 

[Byrd Man]

Wow...I like Queen and all, but damn. You do know singing Queen out loud gives you Teh Aidz, right?