Random Chat Logs

[Byrd Man]

Byrd says:
It ain't ten yet, but I'm ready for this meeting.
I got the money. Do you have the drugs?

Commissioner Ferret says:
Yeah

Byrd says:
I have to let you know I'm wearing a wire.

Commissioner Ferret says:
it's all safe within forty condoms in MB's ass
I had GL put them there so I can't be implicated

Byrd says:
Well, have him pull them out.

Commissioner Ferret says:
Plus, y'know, they like doing that stuff together

Byrd says:
Word.

Commissioner Ferret says:
This better go in the chatlog thread within the hour

Byrd says:
That's what the wire is for.

Commissioner Ferret says:
Good

 

[Batman]

Bastards!

I knew it was a conspiracy!

 

[wiegeabo]

And you still let them stick 40 condoms up your ass?

 

[Green Lantern]

He derived pleasure from it. Reminded him of his mother.

 

[Keyser Soze]

John / Op says:
i love you

John says:
I love you too

John says:
why do you love me?

(a couple of minutes pass)

John says:
you must be writing a f**king sonnet

John / Op says:
because you make me get a funny feeling in my loins whenever the little sign-in box pops up announcing your msn arrival. This in turn forces me to begin to *********e furiously whilst a vivid colage of LAX posts, Joker posts, Action Figure images and the vision of you in green spandex flash through my mind like erotic flash cards. This naturally leads to a massive orgasm where hitting the ceiling has become something of a national sport within the borders of my own front room

John says:
that was a lovely sonnet indeed

John says:
I too enjoy *********ing to my posts and pictures of me in spandex.

John / Op says:
my O moans are like Mozarts fourth if grunted by a sweaty and mildly ******ed warthog

John says:
how poetic

John says:
You're a darling, you really are

 

[Byrd Man]

John / Op says:
because you make me get a funny feeling in my loins whenever the little sign-in box pops up announcing your msn arrival. This in turn forces me to begin to *********e furiously whilst a vivid colage of LAX posts, Joker posts, Action Figure images and the vision of you in green spandex flash through my mind like erotic flash cards. This naturally leads to a massive orgasm where hitting the ceiling has become something of a national sport within the borders of my own front room

That right there is mine and MB's relationship in a nutshell.

:heart:

 

[Optikal]

John / Op says:
ROFL

Andrew says:
It's like, the guy has no sense of basic etiquette

John / Op says:
dude, I'd love to see you just EXPLODE on his ass

wait... that sounds so ****ing wrong

Andrew says:
Dude, I'm straight

John / Op says:
so.... how 'bout dem Lakers?

Andrew says:
Ahem, yes, their last sporting event was rather exceptional

I thought the one player was particularly good

John / Op says:
Quite.

 

[SuperFerret]

John says (7:13 PM):
Hey!
SuperFerret says (7:13 PM):
!yeH
?pu s'tahW
John says (7:14 PM):
you confuse me with your backwards talk!
SuperFerret says (7:15 PM):
says the Scottish guy
John says (7:15 PM):
touche!

 

[wiegeabo]

pu s'tahW isn't backwards. It's Klingon!

 

[sabetoonth]

sabretoonth: hey dude
sabretoonth: i made very vauge reference to Haller in my last Hulk post
sabretoonth: and i joined the CAH RPG
sabretoonth: so how ya doin?
Reginald Singletary: yea i saw and im doin alright
sabretoonth: cool
Reginald Singletary: brb
sabretoonth: k
Reginald Singletary: back
sabretoonth: k
Reginald Singletary: just had to write Punisher post for OU
sabretoonth: ou?
Reginald Singletary: One Universe
sabretoonth: ah ok
Reginald Singletary: did you get approved yet in CAH
sabretoonth: mhm
sabretoonth: im working on my first IC post
Reginald Singletary: cool that was my first RP
sabretoonth: cpp;
sabretoonth: cool*
Reginald Singletary: FAIL
sabretoonth: XD
sabretoonth: i know
sabretoonth: but at least i got a gf
sabretoonth: HA! got ya there
sabretoonth:
Reginald Singletary: i doubt that she's actually as hot as you say
sabretoonth: i doubr ur as hot as u say
sabretoonth: *fail comeback "P
sabretoonth: *
Reginald Singletary: i never said im hot
Reginald Singletary: so yea fail comeback
sabretoonth: lol
Reginald Singletary: but i am for future reference
sabretoonth: suuure ya are
sabretoonth: and im the king of siam
*uninsteresting conversation*
Reginald Singletary: ah well i guess im just a non-believer
sabretoonth: mhm
sabretoonth: its like beliveing in god
Reginald Singletary: in a god
Reginald Singletary: wicca is witchcraft
sabretoonth: true, there are others
sabretoonth: wicca isnt witchcraft
Reginald Singletary: im a christian
Reginald Singletary: pretty damn close by the way you describe it
sabretoonth: witches like ud think r into devil worship
sabretoonth: sure there is spell casting, and pagan gods, but is not the same as witchcraft
sabretoonth: IE, my freind worships Aphrodite
Reginald Singletary: on wikipedia it says witchcraft is using supernatural or magical powers
sabretoonth: well Wicca isnt the same as Witchcraft, ven if its a form of witchcraft, its not witchcraft
Reginald Singletary: ok whatever
Reginald Singletary: do you worship it?
sabretoonth: we'll jsut agree to disagree, k?
sabretoonth: to be honest, i dont worship anything, i say an occasioanl prayer
sabretoonth: asl for forgivness, but its mostly the christian god
sabretoonth: i believe the pagan gods exsist, but dont deny that Yaweh(christians god) exsists either
Reginald Singletary: yea that's kinda what I meant cause I just say occasional prayers as well
Reginald Singletary: i don't go to church though
sabretoonth: me either
Reginald Singletary: oh well let's just drop the subject
sabretoonth: yea
sabretoonth: though itd be great to put i the random chat logs lol
Reginald Singletary: you can if you want
sabretoonth: i was gonna lol
Reginald Singletary: aight tell me when you do
Reginald Singletary: and only put the interesting parts
sabretoonth: lol im jsut gonna highlight the whole damned thing and paste it lol

jsut happened a few minutes ago, random yes, intersting? idk

 

[Keyser Soze]

Keyser Soze says:
hey

Optikal says:
Hi

Keyser Soze says:
How are you?

Optikal says:
I'm fine thanks. I've just not made a post in OU

Keyser Soze says:
I made a post in OU, then I did a poo, then I made another post, then I watched Fringe.

Keyser Soze says:
It was good.

Optikal says:
Really? was the poo the long, thick heavy kind that hits the water with like a 'BLUMP' sound, or was it a thinner, swirlier variety? I find poo interesting

Keyser Soze says:
It just kinda fell out and sank to the bottom.

Keyser Soze says:
I think it was a sad poo.

Keyser Soze says:


Optikal says:
those are the worst kind. I mean, i think poo can have feelings. I'm not sure if there's a poo god or anything, but there should definitely be a religion about poo

Optikal says:
at the very least, a poo rights movement

Keyser Soze says:
Why isn't Mr. Hanky on South Park anymore?

Optikal says:
Racism.

Keyser Soze says:
Yeah, they killed off Chef too.

Optikal says:
I like chefs. I am a chef. Chefs cook things mostly.

Keyser Soze says:
I like cooked things.

Keyser Soze says:
Sometimes.

Keyser Soze says:
Sometimes I don't.

Keyser Soze says:
Now I am hungry.

Optikal says:
Yeah. lol. IDK why but Hulk Hogan dressed as a chef once. He takes his name from the Banner character you know. He probably doesn't have a food license though.

Keyser Soze says:
L

Keyser Soze says:
but not OL

Optikal says:
sorry, just forget i typed that and let's move on

Keyser Soze says:
Yea

Keyser Soze says:
What do you think of horses?

Optikal says:
they're good for riding but very inefficient as a replacement for a traditional lawnmower.

Keyser Soze says:
I like them.

 

[SuperFerret]

I learned things from that, now I can't unlearn them.

 

[sabetoonth]

is that a bad thing?

 

[Saved]

Not an IM chat, but still funny:

Me: Dude, I'm covered in sweat. I fell asleep in my car and when I woke up I felt like I was put in a dunk tank.
Friend: It's like, ninety degrees out. Did you roll down the windows?
Me: I couldn't...
Friend: ...Why?
Me: Because I was listening to Taylor Swift.
Friend: ...
Me: Hey, she understands me.

No lie. No homo.

 

[Batman]

Syn says:
haha, that reminds me of the "if you gonna eat five dollars..." commercials
cause batman 700 is 5 bucks...
Batman says:
Bet that was Morrison's idea
Syn says:
Didio: I don't know, Grant. 5 bucks seems steep...
Morrison: But...I'm scottish.
Didio: ... We're doin' it
My pullbin tomorrow will suck, price wise. I've got Lost Days, Batman Superman Annual, Moon Knight 9, Batman 700, iron Man 27, and something else I'm forgetting...
it's gonna be like, 26 bucks or something
Batman says:
Aye. The comics world be a cruel mistress.
Oh, you might have forgot Nemesis #2.
Syn says:
...yes. And now I just remembered Ultimate Avengers 3
Batman says:
Damn you, Mark Millar!
Syn says:
WHY IS YOUR **** a dollar more!?!
Batman says:
Another Scotsman out to rob the poor of their hard earned cash.
...
I smell conspiracy.
Syn says:
Quick, call Glenn Beck
Batman says:
Oh, god
Glenn Beck flies in with The Red Baron's fighter plane and takes on a god-like Morrison and a heavily armored Mark Millar
Don't ask why that came into my head.
Syn says:
Yeah, that was pretty specific and oddly random

Batman says:
The worst part is, I even pictured their outfits
Morrison would be Doctor Manhattan in a white suit instead of a black one
Millar would be dressed like DKR Batman at the end of the book
Beck would be wearing the flightcap with goggles
Syn says:
No - the worst part is that you called what they WEAR outfits.
Batman says:
Damn it!
Foiled by my own lunacy

 

[Saved]

My favorite part is that you have Mark Millar dressed up as Batman from DKR when that was Frank Miller who wrote it.

 

[Batman]

Well, Grant Morrison didn't write Watchmen, either.

Didn't stop me from being ridiculous.

 

[Saved]

Touche, masked stranger.

 

[Andy C.]

In response to me nominating MB as MVP of Ultimate DC:

Batman says:
...
Very good.
The money has been wired to your account.
Andrew says:
Then I assume I can expect the proper reciprocation when the time comes?
Batman says:
A reacharound?
Sure.
Andrew says:
Not just a reacharound. The deal was a rusty trombone
Batman says:
...
We're working on it.
I mean, that was easy potatoes. But when you requested the solid gold ski-pants, I got ansty.
Andrew says:
Wait, I think we may be operating on different understandings on what a 'rusty trombone' is
Batman says:
Or what 'solid gold ski-pants' are.
Andrew says:
now I'm going to have to make one up for that
Batman says:
I like to think it somehow involves a contortionist's worst nightmares.
Andrew says:
Okay....so you put on a pair of white pajamas, have a bunch of people piss all over them, then shove you out in the snow so it freezes
Batman says:
...
My word, you came up with that way too fast.
Andrew says:
I try, I try
so yeah, anyway
once the Maroni/Gordon/Holiday/whatever stuff is cleared up, would you be opposed to doing a Batman/Wonder Woman team-up?
Batman says:
Opposed?
Sir, I'd be honored.
Makes more sense for Bruce and Diana to hook up rather than Bruce and Bart.
And you two are the pillars of the JLA team-ups, right now.
Andrew says:
....Bruce and Bart?
Batman says:
Batman. Flash.
Hot vigilante on speedster action.
You heard me.
Andrew says:
and I wish I didn't
Batman says:

 

[wiegeabo]

He probably saw it on the internet.

 

[sabetoonth]

i didnt get the end of this one, but i got most of it
levi says:
ok, lets getacking!
get cracking*
Rain Dog says:
alrighty
levi says:
1) Ok first things first, who are you?
Rain Dog says:
who am I? what do you mean by that?
levi says:
name, a little info , that kinda thing
you can use your screen name if ya want, ya know, for anonimity
Rain Dog says:
k
Well, I'm Rain Dog, currently a student at the University of Central Florida. I'm majoring in film, I like to write, and hope to become a screenwriter or director.
levi says:
coo, are you currently employed or do you do studenting full time?
Rain Dog says:
I'm currently unemployed but I'll probably be getting a part-time job soon.
levi says:
ok cool good luck with that, asid from the screen writing, any dreams or desires for now or the future? long term or short ?
Rain Dog says:
Thanks. And aside from screenwriting, I guess some goals I have are to move to back to New York in the near future and get involved in the comedy scene there, since the movies I'd like to write in future will probably mostly be comedies.
levi says:
any particular reason you like writing comedy?
Rain Dog says:
I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh. When I was younger I wanted to do stand-up but I learned that that industry is just brutal lol
levi says:
lol, well, any industry is brutal, some more then others
Rain Dog says:
that's true
levi says:
anything important happen recently in your life? either professionally or privaretly? excuse my aweful spellign and grammar lol
Rain Dog says:
lol, don't worry about it. Nothing professionally but a lot of important personal stuff. My girlfriend, who I had been going out with for nearly a year and who I was certain was "the one" moved to Annapolis with her family, so that was a bit of a heart-wrencher. And my grandfather was very ill recently, his doctor's weren't sure hed' make it. He's recovering and doing fine now but the entire time
he was sick I just kinda contemplated life and death and what not (sorry that was so long lol)
levi says:
wow, bet that was all hard for u?
Rain Dog says:
yeah, especially since both events kinda happened one after another. But things are a lot better for now and I'm thankful for that
levi says:
good to here that its all good now
Rain Dog says:
thanks
levi says:
my pleasure, hows the rest of the family?
Rain Dog says:
heh, they're doing just fine, thanks for asking.
levi says:
again, my pleasure, i care, even if i dont really know you
youve already said you unemployed so this other question is not gonna work lol, it was, Work, hows it going? anything big happen? haha
Rain Dog says:
lol sorry.
levi says:
its ok, i still got one or two more questions
seen any good movies? any bad ones?
Rain Dog says:
Recently? I haven't seen any newer films but I saw the movie Brazil by Terry Gilliam for the first time and I loved it. He's one of my favorite directors
levi says:
really? never heard of that one, whats it about? and what else has he directed?
Rain Dog says:
It's about this guy who lives in this totalitarian, dystopian world and works at a boring, monotonous job and he tries to find this girl who keeps appearing in his dreams. Terry Gilliam's also directed Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 12 Monkeys, and Monty Python in the Holy Grail
and the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus which came out a few months ago. Another great movie.
levi says:
i sa part of Holy Grail, wasnt too impressed by it, but i did like 12 Monkies, i want to see Dr Pardnassus
well, uhmm i guess thats it, oh wait, where in the name of god do you come up with your stuff for Allstar Howard?
i mean do u trip out and then write down whatever comes to u?
lol
Rain Dog says:
lol I considered doing that. But no, I just have a weird sense of humor. And with Howard I can basically write whatever I want because no one really cares about him in the same way they care about Iron Man and Spider-Man or whoever so I have total creative freedom.
O
lol sorry bout that, typo
a lot if it is inspired by Aqua Teen Hunger Force and shows like that though
levi says:
no problem, i understand the typo stuff, lol, so uhmm yea, now thats all i got, thansk for "sitting down" with me, i feel like this is the actors studio, lol, id shake your hand....but i kinda cant lol, keep up the good work with Howard, your a *****ing genius, uhmm good luck with school, hope ya get the girl, who ever she be(MOVE TO MARYLAND!) see around the hype then i guess
have a good one
Rain Dog says:
alright, thanks and no problem

 

[Andy C.]

Me and MB begin discussing ideas for the Marvel RPG, before it dissolves into our usual stupidity.

Andrew says:
because once Norman eats it, I plan on having Harry become the new Green Goblin from then on
never quite as deadly or mastermind-ish as the original
Batman says:
No more switchups, no more fakeouts
Andrew says:
just a balls-out psychopath who doesn't even know who he really is
Batman says:
Yep
Maybe he even makes so many modifications to his Goblin gear that you can barely recognize him
Andrew says:
just no stupid-ass snowboard
Batman says:
He'd obviously still be a Goblin, but not quite the way Norman was
Lord no
Andrew says:
he'll be all about roller-blades
Batman says:
I'm afraid Peter would have to just kill him for that
Andrew says:
a roller-blading Goblin would be amazing
covered in early-90s day-glow neon pads and ****
Batman says:
Especially if he wore purple short shorts
And a purple bicycle helmet over his Goblin mask
Andrew says:
Peter: "See? Now I'm GLAD I killed your father."
Batman says:
It's a good thing I finally thought up a decent Spider-Man opener
Cause all of this sounds too good to go to waste
Andrew says:
especially Harry with roller blades
he'll have to stop at some point to get a daquiri
Batman says:
All of his pumpkin bombs will look like Bizarro Alfred
Andrew says:
and they'll implode
just little miniature black holes
Batman says:
Essentially he'll have stolen The Spot's technology
Andrew says:
only it's completely useless
since the only thing they suck in are themselves
Batman says:
So they last for seconds at a time
Also, whenever Harry's roller-blading
He'll be simultaneously doing the Charleston
Andrew says:
that's practically a superpower in and of itself
while blaring "Everybody's Working for the Weekend" over his late-80s boom-box sitting on his shoulder
Batman says:
No, even better
the Boombox is his belt buckle
Not even designed like a pumpkin or anything, it's just a boombox on his ****ing belt
And his Goblin strength is the only thing keeping him from keeling over
Andrew says:
not even a small one
just a full size goddamn boom box
that flops around wildly when he does the Charleston
like, bangs against his knees and stuff
Batman says:
He injures himself just by approaching Spider-Man
It becomes embarassing for Peter to have to witness it.
Andrew says:
he just sits there and facepalms while Harry struggles to even stand back up
"Y'know, that'd be a lot easier if you weren't trying to dance while.....oh, just never ****ing mind."
Batman says:
All of this while Everybody's Workin For The Weekend is playing on an infinite loop.
Andrew says:
and not even the whole song
just the first line of the chorus
"Everybody's Workin' for the Weeke--Everybody's Workin' for the Weeke--Everybody's Workin'"
"TURN THAT STUPID THING OFFF!!!!"
Batman says:
He'd officially be the best Spider-Man villain ever
The Joker would bow down in Harry's superiority
Lex Luthor would give him forty cakes
Andrew says:
Doctor Doom would be all like "Whoah"
Batman says:
"Damn, sucka"
Andrew says:
he'd be Harry's lackey
just, every time he comes fumbling down the street, Doom is getting everyone pumped up
Batman says:
Doom would have a clock around his neck
Andrew says:
"AWWWW, ****, *****S! THE GREEN GIZZOBLIN IS ALL UP IN YO MOTHAF***IN HEEZY!"
Batman says:
Random people on the street would just be stepping to the side, as you hear the music
"EVERYBODY'S WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKE-"
Andrew says:
and then he just faceplants as he tries to make it around the corner
and Doom's all like "AWWW, HELL NAW, *****ES! Y'ALL DONE ****ED UP NOW!"
Batman says:
Harry would hold up his hand. "S'cool. S'cool."
Spider-Man would have left and come back with a bagel
Andrew says:
just sitting there, munching on his bagel, wondering if he's got time to go back for some cream cheese before arresting them
Doom is so pumped that he's, like, ripped his shirt off and is doing cartwheels and ****
Batman says:
But he's still got the cape on
Andrew says:
while Harry's struggling to even stand back up, then falls on his ass
"EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKE-"
Batman says:
Out of nowhere, there'd be ringside correspondants on the scene
"AH GAWD! THE GOBLIN'S MAKIN' HIS WAY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!"
Andrew says:
as Harry careens into a fire hydrant
while Doom is climbing on top of people's cars and just shouting
"KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON HARRY!"
then he accidentally stomps through the sun roof and gets caught
Batman says:
As he's being dragged away, he just keeps continuing
"THAT MOTHERF***ER'S MONEY! HE'S MONEY, YO!!!"
Andrew says:
people are handing Harry change and stuff because they think he's a crazy homeless man
Batman says:
Spider-Man finishes his bagel and starts listening to his iPod
Andrew says:
trying to drown out "EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEN--"
Batman says:
Which is hard, because his shuffle keeps randomly going back to that song
Andrew says:
that's Harry's new superpower
he can tune any radio station or Mp3 player to that song
and only that song
Batman says:
Only that part of that song
Andrew says:
this must be chatlogged
we haven't had one of these bouts of insanity in such a long time
Batman says:
It felt good
It felt right
Andrew says:
it reminded me of why I fell in love with you in the first place.....
.......so, um, how's about that weather?
Batman says:
Those Knicks have been doing rather, um, well.

 

[Andy C.]

(Double-Post)

 

[wiegeabo]

I'm laughing.

But I'm dying a little inside because I know Joey Q is reading this and writing down notes in his 'Ideas' book.

 

[sabetoonth]

i find that extremly entertaining, but i also felt half the brain cells in my head die on th spot