Rank 'em: Worst SV Eps of All Time

1) Ageless

2) Lucy

3) Ageless

4) Spirit

5) Ageless

6) Craving


Oh yeah did I mention Ageless?

 

^LOL!

Honestly, the only episodes that made me really cringe HARD were Lucy and Fierce.

Velocity, Tomb, Talisman, and Forever were borderline snorefests and Static was a bit heavy on the wtf? moments.

There are a few others that I didn't particularly love, but they had enough redeeming scenes that keep them off my ickybad list.

 

Pat's got a lot of episodes on her list that I would probably rank as average at worst in my book ("Void", "Magnetic", "Whisper", "Fanatic").

But for me, it's a toss up between "Facade" and "Ageless". For the most part, it all depends on how preposterous the A-Story is when it comes to deciding whether or not an episode is 'Worst of the Worst' bad. And exploding babies and Kryptonite plastic surgery pretty much take the cake, pie, and the cobbler.

 

fierce is on a par with anything in season one IMO

 

Funny, Devoted is one of my favorite eps of that season, so much fun. Spirit didn't bother me either. And I may be the only person who liked Velocity. I usually seperate worst eps from eps I just didn't like. Its not really the same thing, like I hate Spell with a fiery passion but its not a bad episode, so I wouldn't include it. But off the top of my head:

Season 1 - Drone, Obscura

Season 2 - That one with the weirdo Byron kid--its name escapes me right now. And there are others, but its the season I've watched the least, so I can't think of any titles

Season 3 - Magnetic, Whisper (hands down)

Season 4 - Ageless

Season 5 - Tomb

Season 6 - Static

Season 7, thus far - Fierce and Blue

 

The season 2 ep. you mention is "Nocturne". Yeah, I didn't like that one either.

I agree with your list! I'd add from season 2 "Dichotic".

I liked the TC in "Whisper". t: I absolutely HATE "Static".

 

I think it's called Redux, the one with the girl that can stay young forever, Christ that was bad.

1. They never explained how she did it
2. They never explained why she wanted to remain a teenager [she says that her parents died over a hundred years ago, at that time there was no teenage culture
3. Clark goes to the Grandfathers to give him a photo album, and his Grandfather gives him a check, it never appeared to me that these objects changed hands and Clark leaves carrying nothing. [He could have put the check in his pocket]
4. The girl needs to steal youth to stay young, so why is she stealing it from a guy who look in his 50's?
5. The new principal was interesting but never returned.
6. Lana shows up at the end dressed fancy, she looked hot but why was she dressed like that?
7. There's a scene between Clark and Lana that seems like they're reading of cue cards
8. Henry small, never lead anywhere.
9. Clark tells his parents that his grandfather said he tried to get involved after his parents adopted him, except he never said that. [Maybe Clark lied because he thought it was a likely scenario but it's not clear}

At least ageless was logical.

 

To me it's always hard to decide because I find that even the worst episodes have some scenes that are great even Spirit with it's ending.

Season 1 - Hothead, Cool, Jitters, Kinetic.
Season 2- Rush, Dichotic
Season 3 - Magnetic
Season 4 - Forever, Facade, Spirit
Season 5 - Thirst
Season 6 - Static, Wither, Trespass
Season 7 - Fierce

 

Oh yes, "Facade", "Wither" and "Trespass" were quite bad too.

 

In no particular order...

Static
Subterranean
Lara
Nocturne

 

Actually, I liked Nocturne and Whisper, although neither are favorites, other than that I'd agree almost completely with your list.



I'd just add Lucy to Season 4's list, and maybe add that one with the fire starting football coach, Hothead, to the Season 1 list....

*shudders*

Despite the excellent TC in that, I hate that episode with a passion.

 

I chose the episodes I liked least out of each season:

Season 1: Craving, Kinetic, Drone
Season 2: Accelerate
Season 3: Velocity, Forsaken
Season 4: Ageless
Season 5: Void
Season 6: Static, Crimson
Season 7: Fierce, Blue

and then ranked them from bad to worst:

Craving / Drone / Ageless / Fierce (all equally “bad&#8221
Accelerate / Forsaken (“bad-bad&#8221
Blue / Crimson (“bad-bad-bad&#8221
Kinetic / Velocity (“badder&#8221
Static (“baddest&#8221
Void (“worst&#8221

JMHO!

 

I think I liked Hothead because it had some nice father/son stuff and it was the first time Clark was really stepping out and defying his Dad....oh the innocent days of SV...lol And Lucy was more pointless than anything.

 

hey now, in Craving's defense, it did have an Academy Award winning actress in it.

 

Nominated.*

And Enchanted is a great film!

 

I'm surprised no one mentioned 'Shimmer' from Season One, that was a pretty big turd.

 

Lol! Sorry, I'm a little non-compliant.

I detested the character of Lucy, so much so that it killed the episode for me. And that was an episode I was dying to see because Peter Wingfield was guest-starring - his character sucked too.

I saw that last night with my mother. Both of us totally enjoyed it.

 

which one was the one where the girl drank krypto-juice to get skinny?

that one.

 

Cool ! I'm gonna see it on thursday.

 

Why on earth is Ageless making these lists? I always thought it was one of the better episodes from season 4. Guess I'm weird though...

 

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