Rate MAN OF STEEL......once and for all

[Goshdarn Batman]

Could be what his family call him!

Must have been hard to potty train that kid.

 

[Nemeres]

Dicksplash made my day

I think I'll include it in my MOS script...

"You're a dicksplash, Zod...and I'm going to snap your neck like a twig"

I lol'ed, painfully.

 

[Rodrigo90]

I lol'ed, painfully.

Kal will never show that decorum will he?

 

[I Am The Knight]

Ohhh, sounds like someone needs some attention.

You didn't like the film.

Actually, I kinda did. It's a 6/10 for me.

We both know how this will end. People who hate the film have been *****ing about the same things for over a year now. Incessantly. Over and over. Like a really obnoxious song that is played too often on the radio.

I don't want to debate the films, because frankly, a lot you all are kind of mean about your opinions. It isn't fun to debate anything with people who don't like the film, because they will argue over everything. Not only is it annoying, but it's boring.

Aww, poor baby girl, you don't want to talk to the "mean people", then don't, simple as that. No one's forcing you to look at this thread. Is it annoying to you if people on the internet say "mean" things about a movie? You're bored of it? Then stop being a masochist and don't read this thread. There's an idea for you.

So anyway, Buzzy McBuzzkillz, before you complain that I have blinders on, yes, I agree some lines were a little awkward. Yes, the Codex was kind of silly (but I get the point, or at least some point of it), and if I could trade in three minutes of fighting for another childhood scene with Clark and the Kents, then yes, I would have taken it. And shaky cam is great, but in IMAX it was distracting.

In your opinion. Oh wait, what are we talking about again

My post was directed mostly at Hapless Henchman anyway, sorry you got offended

If you have defended the film with actual arguments then fine, my post was not directed at you. Simple as that.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

whats the one thing MOS and TDKRises have in common?

Nolan and Goyer were involved. And as far as I know, neither of them are currently working on the next installment (Goyer's script was thrown in the trash, as it should have been)

Time to look forward.

 

[Tempest]

Actually, I kinda did. It's a 6/10 for me.



Aww, poor baby girl, you don't want to talk to the "mean people", then don't, simple as that. No one's forcing you to look at this thread. Is it annoying to you if people on the internet say "mean" things about a movie? You're bored of it? Then stop being a masochist and don't read this thread. There's an idea for you.

Read my post more carefully. I said that I don't want to argue about the film. And I explained why. I said the arguments come off as mean and abrasive.

In your opinion. Oh wait, what are we talking about again

Well, I was talking about the opening sequence of the film.

My post was directed mostly at Hapless Henchman anyway, sorry you got offended

If you have defended the film with actual arguments then fine, my post was not directed at you. Simple as that.

'Actual arguments'. Why bother? Is it going to change your mind? Probably not. So no, I don't think people need to wast their time or energy posting an 'argument' to defend their opinion.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Look it's fine, it wasn't directed at you, just at that poster in that particular instance. Should've worded my post better, but I tend to do this on my phone. It's cool.

 

[Tempest]

Look it's fine, it wasn't directed at you, just at that poster in that particular instance. Should've worded my post better, but I tend to do this on my phone. It's cool.

So, do you wanna talk about the opening sequence of the film?

 

[Rodrigo90]

whats the one thing MOS and TDKRises have in common?

Nolan and Goyer were involved. And as far as I know, neither of them are currently working on the next installment (Goyer's script was thrown in the trash, as it should have been)

Time to look forward.

How could you say such a thing?

You wouldn't have enjoyed Batman and Supermanhurling childish insults at one another and that oh so bad that it's good Goyer dialogue?!

"You're a monster, Batman...and I'm going to stop you!"
"You're an alien dicksplash...and I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!"

 

[Tempest]

How could you say such a thing?

You wouldn't have enjoyed Batman and Supermanhurling childish insults at one another and that oh so bad that it's good Goyer dialogue?!

"You're a monster, Batman...and I'm going to stop you!"
"You're an alien dicksplash...and I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!"

Better than the banter in Avengers.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

terrio should be able to come up with a lot of witty one-liners

we no longer have to suffer through the awfulness that is David Goyer

 

[Rodrigo90]

Better than the banter in Avengers.

I was too busy keeping my focus on Johansson to notice any of that

 

[Tempest]

Her, and Captain America's ass were the only saving graces of the film. And the one scene where Hulk bashed Loki onto the floor. That was the only time I laughed in that film.

 

[Rodrigo90]

I always smile when I picture that...

He did have a nice ass

 

[Tempest]

I always smile when I picture that...

He did have a nice ass

It's a really nice ass.

So anyway, MOS....

Henry Cavill has a nice ass too. (In my opinion. t: )

 

[Rodrigo90]

I have to disagree there!

Compared to Reeve's ass, Cavill's comes in at second place!

 

[Tempest]

I have to disagree there!

Compared to Reeve's ass, Cavill's comes in at second place!

Time to do some research.

 

[Rodrigo90]

Time to do some research.

Oh, absolutely

 

[Tempest]

I cannot find a good view of Reeve's assets.

 

[DA_Champion]

Guys,

Dicksplash added profundity to the movie.

It rhymes with Lois Lane telling the military man to stop measuring *****.

Also, Jor El is the only Kryptonian in a thousand generations with an active dick.

Finally Krypton was constructed to have vaginal imagery.

/sarc.

 

[Tempest]

Dicksplash didn't bother me. It's weird nowadays, but I remember my best friend's brother and his buddies using that phrase all the time when we were kids.

Ah, the 80s. Such a wonderful time for fashion and creative slang.

 

[Rodrigo90]

Guys,

Dicksplash added profundity to the movie.

It rhymes with Lois Lane telling the military man to stop measuring *****.

Also, Jor El is the only Kryptonian in a thousand generations with an active dick.

Finally Krypton was constructed to have vaginal imagery.

/sarc.

Goyer was a lot deeper into this thing than I gave him credit for

 

[Boy Scout]

So, do you wanna talk about the opening sequence of the film?

I know you weren't taling to me, but I thought the opening on Krypton, while fine, was way too long. I think, when it comes to that aspect of the mythology, less is often more.

 

[DA_Champion]

Dicksplash didn't bother me. It's weird nowadays, but I remember my best friend's brother and his buddies using that phrase all the time when we were kids.

Ah, the 80s. Such a wonderful time for fashion and creative slang.

Oh, was Goyer going for an 1980s vibe?

That's a good idea in general, but there were better ways to execute.

You know, the school bus scene reminded me of the opening of Nightmare on Elm Street 2.

 

[Steamteck]

terrio should be able to come up with a lot of witty one-liners

we no longer have to suffer through the awfulness that is David Goyer

I like Goyer but I find fascinating he's either a saint or a Devil depending on which movie we're talking about.
To Me, Terrio is completely unproven in this genre. John Milius for example was a wonderful director that gave us "The Wind and the Lion but then completely fumbled with "Conan the Barbarian" demonstrating no understanding of the material.