Originally posted by Superboy
You left out the best part!
Ok, the full translation...
SUPERBOY: Example? Okay, um, Superboys are like onions.
ADENJO/PDIDDY/ANY NUMBER OF PEOPLE I'VE PISSED OFF: {Sniffs} They stink?
SUPERBOY: Yes - - No!
A.N.O.P.I.P.O.: They make you cry?
SUPERBOY: No! [Editor's note: Sometimes...]
A.N.O.P.I.P.O.: You leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
SUPERBOY: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Superboys have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
{Sighs}
A.N.O.P.I.P.O.: Oh, you both have layers. Oh.
{Sniffs}
You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
SUPERBOY: I don't care... what everyone likes. Superboys are not like cakes.
A.N.O.P.I.P.O.: You know what else everybody likes? Singularity. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some Singularity," they say, "No, I don't like no Singularity"? Singularities are delicious.
SUPERBOY: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Superboys are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.
A.N.O.P.I.P.O.: Singularity may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
Justin wants to play football. I need to know if he means touch or tackle. It's all in the details, you know.
