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Originally posted by The Singularity
Then why do men think about sex every 7 seconds? Makes no sense. Is God trying to kill us?

because we're rarely using our brains, so the blood's gotta be put to good use SOMEWHERE, why not on procreation of the species. See, I figure we're not just horny, we've got the survival of the species always on our minds. It's a helluva sacrifice, really, to be so concerned for the wellbeing of humanity all the time. Women just don't understand the burden we carry. . . :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
because we're rarely using our brains, so the blood's gotta be put to good use SOMEWHERE, why not on procreation of the species. See, I figure we're not just horny, we've got the survival of the species always on our minds. It's a helluva sacrifice, really, to be so concerned for the wellbeing of humanity all the time. Women just don't understand the burden we carry. . . :rolleyes:

very well said.:D
 
Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
because we're rarely using our brains, so the blood's gotta be put to good use SOMEWHERE, why not on procreation of the species. See, I figure we're not just horny, we've got the survival of the species always on our minds. It's a helluva sacrifice, really, to be so concerned for the wellbeing of humanity all the time. Women just don't understand the burden we carry. . . :rolleyes:

Amen buddy. First the wheel then fire... then to flood the planet with our offspring. Tough job but someone's got to do it.
 
Originally posted by casey
You're talking about testicular self exams, aren't you? Mmm hmm, very important. All young men should be doing them. They are down there every day anyway . . . might as well check things out before the . . um . . entertainment. :D
And here I was trying not to be to clinical and boring people with nursing stuff and you jumped right in. I am not timid about it I just know from hanging around people in my profession that we can get graph and gory and will discuss things people would rather not discuss. I try to catch myself and not do it but since you brought it up. Don't you for get to perform BSE. Care to discuss some interesting cases?
 
Originally posted by The Singularity
Amen buddy. First the wheel then fire... then to flood the planet with our offspring. Tough job but someone's got to do it.

yeah, no kidding. . .we're so underappreciated. . . always blamed for impure thoughts and poor intentions. I ask you this ladies, what intention could be more NOBLE than the continuation of the species of which you are so proudly a member?! hmm! :D
 
Originally posted by Frantik
And here I was trying not to be to clinical and boring people with nursing stuff and you jumped right in. I am not timid about it I just know from hanging around people in my profession that we can get graph and gory and will discuss things people would rather not discuss. I try to catch myself and not do it but since you brought it up. Don't you for get to perform BSE. Care to discuss some interesting cases?

I'm not familiar with this BSE you speak of.
 
Originally posted by Frantik
Don't you for get to perform BSE. Care to discuss some interesting cases?

are we about to discuss Casey touching her own breasts?! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
because we're rarely using our brains, so the blood's gotta be put to good use SOMEWHERE, why not on procreation of the species. See, I figure we're not just horny, we've got the survival of the species always on our minds. It's a helluva sacrifice, really, to be so concerned for the wellbeing of humanity all the time. Women just don't understand the burden we carry. . . :rolleyes:
That's just . . beautiful. I . . I'm . . speechless. And here I always thought you were just a bunch of pigs, hitting on me because of my big . . eyes.

Okay, I'm ready to do my duty . . ;)
 
Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
because we're rarely using our brains, so the blood's gotta be put to good use SOMEWHERE, why not on procreation of the species. See, I figure we're not just horny, we've got the survival of the species always on our minds. It's a helluva sacrifice, really, to be so concerned for the wellbeing of humanity all the time. Women just don't understand the burden we carry. . . :rolleyes:
That was magnificent Bull shYt.
Overpopulation.
Don't worry about it .
there are plenty of species:D
 
Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
yeah, no kidding. . .we're so underappreciated. . . always blamed for impure thoghts and poor intentions. I ask you this ladies, what intention could be more NOBLE than the continuation of the species of which you are so proudly a member?! hmm! :D

can't resist ,even IMPURE THOUGHTS;) :D :D
 
Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
Your species is indebted to you. . .now let's get those clothes off! :D:D:D
First, I must examine my breasts. Kindly step aside. :D
 
Originally posted by casey
That's just . . beautiful. I . . I'm . . speechless. And here I always thought you were just a bunch of pigs, hitting on me because of my big . . eyes.

Okay, I'm ready to do my duty . . ;)

You have big eyes? When did this happen?
 
Originally posted by casey
First, I must examine my breasts. Kindly step aside. :D
honey, if you're gonna bust those out, I think it's you who's gonna have to stand back ;)


DAAAAMN! I'm on FIRE today! ;)
 
Originally posted by johnsonuk
can't resist ,even IMPURE THOUGHTS;) :D :D

I think you're distorting my words. . .you should go back and read my post again, good sir ;)


*god bless the edit button!
 
Originally posted by The Singularity
You have big eyes? When did this happen?
First the little sperm made his way to the big happy egg . . .

It's in the genes, dear.
 
Originally posted by jstanothrbatfan
honey, if you're gonna bust those out, I think it's you who's gonna have to stand back ;)


DAAAAMN! I'm on FIRE today! ;)
You're always Hot!
 
Originally posted by casey
That's just . . beautiful. I . . I'm . . speechless. And here I always thought you were just a bunch of pigs, hitting on me because of my big . . eyes.

Okay, I'm ready to do my duty . . ;)
Okay well now are you doing this for procreation or just pratice,
I got the condoms ready if you then I will leave you to it.
 
Originally posted by casey
First the little sperm made his way to the big happy egg . . .

It's in the genes, dear.

I thought they were in your blouse. . . .hmm. . . where's my mind at? :confused:
 
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