Rude Awakening...

[oakzap425]

I'm starving.

I was about to eat a bowl of cereal until I realized...


I don't have any clean spoons... and I don't feel like washing them, just like I haven't felt like washing anything in the sink since... a little after Otakon.

Maybe I'll just walk to the Grocery Store...

 

[Knives122]

Clean one you lazy bastard.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Drink the cereal

 

[oakzap425]

...huh... I could do the drinking bit...


But it takes from the experience of eat cereal...

 

[oakzap425]

Clean one you lazy bastard.

...I'm a girl...

 

[Ronny Shade]

are you saying girls can't be bastards? what are you, sexist?

 

[Knives122]

Clean the spoon you lazy.......(obligatory)

 

[StrainedEyes]

Complain complain complain... Ya lazy bastard

 

[Man-Thing]

Insert milk and cereal combo into a siringe. Insert the siringe into your veins. Press the siringe so all the milk and cereal go directy into your veins.

Problem solved.

 

[Enzyme]

...I'm a girl...

That doesn't stop you being a lazy bastard.

 

[oakzap425]

I'm not lazy.

 

[black_dust]

I'm not lazy.

But you are a bastard???

 

[oakzap425]

It's possible.

 

[Knives122]

well then you're a lazy bastard.....deal with it

 

[Master Chief]

Use your hands. I do. All the time.

 

[Philly Phanboy]

What would MacGyver do?

 

[Decay]

I'm starving.

I was about to eat a bowl of cereal until I realized...


I don't have any clean spoons... and I don't feel like washing them, just like I haven't felt like washing anything in the sink since... a little after Otakon.

Maybe I'll just walk to the Grocery Store...

And I thought I was lazy...

 

[Edward Brock]

What would MacGyver do?

Create a termonuclear cereal eater from a tuna can.

oakzap425, I suggest that you do go to the grocery store and tell them what you just told us here.

 

[maxwell's demon]

...I'm a girl...

I'm not lazy.

It's possible.

for some reason these post answers make me feel like i'm part of an oakzap magic 8-ball thread.

 

[Mee]

Use a fork.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm starving.

I was about to eat a bowl of cereal until I realized...


I don't have any clean spoons... and I don't feel like washing them, just like I haven't felt like washing anything in the sink since... a little after Otakon.

Maybe I'll just walk to the Grocery Store...

Now stay with me here, this might be too complicated for you. You+Lazy=Lazy Bastard.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's never gonna work between me and oakzap 'cause I think girls who do their dishes are hot!

also, wasn't Otakon like, months ago?
that's a sick crime against your sink, yo.

 

[jaguarr]

Insert milk and cereal combo into a siringe. Insert the siringe into your veins. Press the siringe so all the milk and cereal go directy into your veins.

Problem solved.

<Sam Elliot Voice>Freebasing. It's what's for dinner.</Sam Elliot Voice>

jag

 

[Tyrinus]

I feel ya...doing dishes sucks.

 

[Mee]

I feel ya...doing dishes sucks.

If I had an android, that would be his job.

But really, one spoon? That's kind of pathetic.