Rules for kids about being adults

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  1. PyroChamber

    PyroChamber Not lactose, it's milk!

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    If there was a rulebook for kids that would tell them what to expect in life when they become adults, what rule would you put in the book?
     
    #1 PyroChamber, Nov 6, 2007
  2. Metamorpho1977

    Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon!

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    Emjoy nap time while you can, because after kindergarten, teachers make you stay awake in class.
     
    #2 Metamorpho1977, Nov 6, 2007
  3. chamber-music

    chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    Expect to be Taxed the living hell out of. A morgage that will have a slave until your old enough to retire or you die.

    Doing everything you love now while your a kid becoming socially unacceptable when your an adult.
     
    #3 chamber-music, Nov 6, 2007
  4. amazingfantasy15

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    Enjoy being a kid, don't worry about being an adult until after college.
     
    #4 amazingfantasy15, Nov 6, 2007
  5. PyroChamber

    PyroChamber Not lactose, it's milk!

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    Enjoy doing nothing for now, because chances are when you're an adult you'll be working for the rest of your life.
     
    #5 PyroChamber, Nov 6, 2007
  6. GoldenAgeHero

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    .....:(
     
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  7. Fledermaus

    Fledermaus Superhero

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    Don't take school and stay in drugs.
     
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  8. Morg

    Morg Grumpy mod

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    wear a rubber :hyper: unless you kids want to have kids
     
    #8 Morg, Nov 6, 2007
  9. Fledermaus

    Fledermaus Superhero

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    Or, you know, Aids. But they're only a few letters apart.
     
    #9 Fledermaus, Nov 6, 2007
  10. The Original Bamfer

    The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    "Everything in this book is bull****. Learn for yourself."
     
    #10 The Original Bamfer, Nov 6, 2007
  11. chamber-music

    chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    About 50 per cent of what you learn in school you will probaley never use once you have left and the rest you will forget.
     
    #11 chamber-music, Nov 6, 2007
  12. Carcharodon

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    :csad:
     
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  13. Mee

    Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Well, proves him right at least. :csad:
     
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  14. BRUTAL

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    I should stamp that on every Bible ever. :up:
     
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  15. GoldenAgeHero

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    more like 80%
     
    #15 GoldenAgeHero, Nov 6, 2007
  16. chamber-music

    chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    my reliance greatly shows.:dry:
     
    #16 chamber-music, Nov 6, 2007
  17. ShadowBoxing

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    "Stuff costs money".
     
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  18. TheMcGuffin

    TheMcGuffin Civilian

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    Fixed.
     
    #18 TheMcGuffin, Nov 6, 2007
  19. BRUTAL

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    :dry:
     
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  20. ShadowBoxing

    ShadowBoxing Avenger

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    Ah dammnit, not another one.
     
    #20 ShadowBoxing, Nov 6, 2007
  21. TheMcGuffin

    TheMcGuffin Civilian

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    "Tape (or Tivo these days) every episode of every TV show you ever watch because one day you'll be forced to search days on end for episodes you half remember on eBay or buy pirated DVD copies from Canada."
     
    #21 TheMcGuffin, Nov 6, 2007
  22. ShadowBoxing

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    Are you on drugs :confused:
     
    #22 ShadowBoxing, Nov 6, 2007
  23. the_ultimate_evil

    the_ultimate_evil CURSE YOU GIN MONKEY.

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    lifes a ***** and she plans to **** you up bad
     
    #23 the_ultimate_evil, Nov 6, 2007
  24. TheMcGuffin

    TheMcGuffin Civilian

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    I'm sorry, are you asking me that?
     
    #24 TheMcGuffin, Nov 6, 2007
  25. ShadowBoxing

    ShadowBoxing Avenger

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    Yeah...because you're:huh:
     
    #25 ShadowBoxing, Nov 6, 2007
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