Rules for kids about being adults

[PyroChamber]

If there was a rulebook for kids that would tell them what to expect in life when they become adults, what rule would you put in the book?

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Emjoy nap time while you can, because after kindergarten, teachers make you stay awake in class.

 

[chamber-music]

Expect to be Taxed the living hell out of. A morgage that will have a slave until your old enough to retire or you die.

Doing everything you love now while your a kid becoming socially unacceptable when your an adult.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Enjoy being a kid, don't worry about being an adult until after college.

 

[PyroChamber]

Enjoy doing nothing for now, because chances are when you're an adult you'll be working for the rest of your life.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

.....

 

[Fledermaus]

Don't take school and stay in drugs.

 

[Morg]

wear a rubber unless you kids want to have kids

 

[Fledermaus]

wear a rubber unless you kids want to have kids

Or, you know, Aids. But they're only a few letters apart.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

"Everything in this book is bull****. Learn for yourself."

 

[chamber-music]

About 50 per cent of what you learn in school you will probaley never use once you have left and the rest you will forget.

 

[Carcharodon]

About 50 per cent of what you learn in school you will probaley never use once you have left and the rest you will forget.

 

[Mee]

Well, proves him right at least.

 

[BRUTAL]

"Everything in this book is bull****. Learn for yourself."

I should stamp that on every Bible ever.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

About 50 per cent of what you learn in school you will probaley never use once you have left and the rest you will forget.

more like 80%

 

[chamber-music]

Well, proves him right at least.

my reliance greatly shows.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

"Stuff costs money".

 

[TheMcGuffin]

"Everything in this book is true. Learn to live in a way that is pleasing to God."

I should stamp that on every Bible ever.

Fixed.

 

[BRUTAL]

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Fixed.

Ah dammnit, not another one.

 

[TheMcGuffin]

"Tape (or Tivo these days) every episode of every TV show you ever watch because one day you'll be forced to search days on end for episodes you half remember on eBay or buy pirated DVD copies from Canada."

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Are you on drugs

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

lifes a ***** and she plans to **** you up bad

 

[TheMcGuffin]

Are you on drugs

I'm sorry, are you asking me that?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I'm sorry, are you asking me that?

Yeah...because you're