Rules for kids about being adults

[TheMcGuffin]

Yeah...because you're

I'm the "classic confused" smiley face? What are you talking about?

 

[The Lizard]

I should stamp that on every Bible ever.

Hey now. The Bible actually has a lot of good advice in it.


You just have to sift through all the dogma, violence, sex, and boring parts to find it.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Hey now. The Bible actually has a lot of good advice in it.


You just have to sift through all the violence, sex, and boring parts to find it.

Unless the advice you want is on the ultra-violence.

 

[Morg]

"Tape (or Tivo these days) every episode of every TV show you ever watch because one day you'll be forced to search days on end for episodes you half remember on eBay or buy pirated DVD copies from Canada."

or do the smart thing-do a search on the internet

 

[AndThePickles]

For girls: Losing your virginity will most likely NOT be with Prince Charming in a romantic candle-lit room with satin sheets. Also, it will hurt. A LOT.

Your first kiss won't be very good.

Having your period doesn't magically turn you into a woman like your mother will tell you, it will just be the start of a grumpy monthly experience.

Wearing skimpy clothes doesn't make you trendy, it makes you look like a ****.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Wearing skimpy clothes doesn't make you trendy, it makes you look like a ****.

What are you talking about? Wearing skimpy clothes is very trendy. It also makes guys respect you more

 

[BRUTAL]

Wearing skimpy clothes doesn't make you trendy, it makes you look like a ****.

Skinny Jeans FTW?

 

[AndThePickles]

Skinny Jeans FTW?

Skinny jeans that aren't 3 sizes too small, yes.

 

[Morg]

For girls: Losing your virginity will most likely NOT be with Prince Charming in a romantic candle-lit room with satin sheets. Also, it will hurt. A LOT.

Didn't with my first gf

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Didn't with my first gf

Then she wasn't a virgin

 

[AndThePickles]

Didn't with my first gf

What, it didn't hurt for her? Then she was either lying about the pain, or lying about her virginity

 

[The Lizard]

What, it didn't hurt for her? Then she was either lying about the pain, or lying about her virginity

Or something was very, very small...

 

[Morg]

Then she wasn't a virgin

she was

 

[AndThePickles]

Or something was very, very small...

I wasn't gonna go there

 

[Mee]

Didn't with my first gf

Blow-up dolls don't feel pain.

 

[Morg]

What, it didn't hurt for her? Then she was either lying about the pain, or lying about her virginity

Nope, didn't hurt her, I do know foreplay

We were both teenagers and did it in my bedroom with my parents downstairs

 

[Symbiotic]

Fixed.

Agreed.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

she was

It's either what Lizard said....or she wasn't a virgin.

 

[Morg]

Blow-up dolls don't feel pain.

didn't have those in my days, wooden holes back then

 

[AndThePickles]

Nope, didn't hurt her, I do know foreplay

We were both teenagers and did it in my bedroom with my parents downstairs

Lol you could do hours of foreplay, it still hurts for most women unless she'd been using a ***** before having sex or the guy isn't very large.

 

[Morg]

It's either what Lizard said....or she wasn't a virgin.

she was a virgin dude, trust me.

 

[Mee]

didn't have those in my days, wooden holes back then

...Ouch.

 

[The Lizard]

To be fair to Morg, not all girls who are virgins have intact hymens.

Maybe she was a horseback rider or a gymnast (dream on, Morg) or maybe she *shock* had [blackout]*********ed[/blackout] and done the job herself...

 

[Symbiotic]

didn't have those in my days, wooden holes back then

 

[Mee]

Well now this thread is very educational for kids.