Rules for kids about being adults

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  1. TheMcGuffin Registered

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    I'm the "classic confused" smiley face? What are you talking about?
     
  2. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    Hey now. The Bible actually has a lot of good advice in it.


    You just have to sift through all the dogma, violence, sex, and boring parts to find it. :o
     
  3. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    Unless the advice you want is on the ultra-violence.
     
  4. Morg Super Moderator

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    or do the smart thing-do a search on the internet :hyper:
     
  5. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    For girls: Losing your virginity will most likely NOT be with Prince Charming in a romantic candle-lit room with satin sheets. Also, it will hurt. A LOT.

    Your first kiss won't be very good.

    Having your period doesn't magically turn you into a woman like your mother will tell you, it will just be the start of a grumpy monthly experience.

    Wearing skimpy clothes doesn't make you trendy, it makes you look like a ****.
     
  6. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    What are you talking about? Wearing skimpy clothes is very trendy. It also makes guys respect you more:o
     
  7. BRUTAL Registered

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    Skinny Jeans FTW?
     
  8. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Skinny jeans that aren't 3 sizes too small, yes. :o
     
  9. Morg Super Moderator

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    Didn't with my first gf :hyper:
     
  10. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    Then she wasn't a virgin:o
     
  11. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    What, it didn't hurt for her? Then she was either lying about the pain, or lying about her virginity :o
     
  12. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    Or something was very, very small...
     
  13. Morg Super Moderator

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    she was :o
     
  14. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    I wasn't gonna go there :csad:
     
  15. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Blow-up dolls don't feel pain. :huh:
     
  16. Morg Super Moderator

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    Nope, didn't hurt her, I do know foreplay :oldrazz:

    We were both teenagers and did it in my bedroom with my parents downstairs :o
     
  17. Symbiotic Registered

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    Agreed.:up:
     
  18. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    It's either what Lizard said....or she wasn't a virgin.
     
  19. Morg Super Moderator

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    didn't have those in my days, wooden holes back then :cwink:
     
  20. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Lol you could do hours of foreplay, it still hurts for most women unless she'd been using a ***** before having sex or the guy isn't very large.
     
  21. Morg Super Moderator

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    she was a virgin dude, trust me.
     
  22. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    ...Ouch.:csad:
     
  23. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    To be fair to Morg, not all girls who are virgins have intact hymens.

    Maybe she was a horseback rider or a gymnast (dream on, Morg) or maybe she *shock* had [blackout]*********ed[/blackout] and done the job herself...
     
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    :dry: :csad:
     
  25. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Well now this thread is very educational for kids. :up:
     

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