The Men Rules....

[Alex The Great]

We always hear "the rules" from the female side... Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

1. The House is Clean Enough.
2. If you want something just tell us.
Subtle Hints Don't Work.
Strong Hints Don't Work
Obvious Hints Don't Work!
3. You Have Enough Clothes.
4. You have Too Many Shoes.
5. A Simple ''Yes'' Or ''No'' is Perfectly Fine Thank You.
6. Don't ask if your fat. Becuase we won't answer.
7. Shopping is not a Sport.
8. If we Go Out, Anything you wear is fine. Really.
9. We have no idea what mauve is.
10. If we have Tickets to the Game, Were GOING TO THE GAME.

*snickers* some are soooo true.
feel free to add more.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I'd fail each and every one of those rules to some degree.

1. Hah! I can barely keep my own place clean because I just don't feel like cleaning after working all night.

2. Oh, I really have no problem being quite blunt about things. I think my straight forwardness gets me in alot more trouble than being helpful though.

3. I never have enough clothes because my deodorant tends to leave white, chalky, hard to remove armpit stains after a few years of use requiring me to purchase more Black T-Shirts to wear to work.

4. Really? When my sneakers start to strink or they feel uncomfortable I do have to replace them you know.

5. No it's not sufficient. I need more data. I like to tell people why I'm saying no so that they don't start imagining answers of their own as to why I said yes or no. If people don't like that they can go shove off.

6. Hey, I know I'm fat in anything but my black T-Shirts and sweats. Why would I ask a redundant question?

7. It is if you want to buy things but only have so much time to do so.

8. Not if it's a formal event where you have to look nice, like a Wedding or Graduation.

9. Neither do I but there are resources to look at if you want to sound more intelligent when hearing a word you are unfamiliar with.

10. Hey, if it's tickets to a Hockey (I've got French Canadian genes in me so it's a genetic thing.) or a Football game I'd be more than happy to go as well. If it's something rednecky like Racing forget about it.

 

[JayCaz]

My rules are quite simple,


1) If I've gotta do it, you've gotta do it

2) If you're allowed to do it, so am I

 

[hammy]

^ Does that include giving birth and having monthly periods?
And I don't care how wise it might be, I'm not checking myself for testicular cancer.

 

[Eggyman]

^ Does that include giving birth and having monthly periods?
And I don't care how wise it might be, I'm not checking myself for testicular cancer.

Want me to check for ya?

 

[hammy]

Fresh!

 

[Lobo]

Yeah but you like it

 

[hammy]

Hmm, come to think of it, I do like my eggs fresh.

 

[JayCaz]

^ Does that include giving birth and having monthly periods?
And I don't care how wise it might be, I'm not checking myself for testicular cancer.

How would a female check herself for testicular cancer exactly? By looking down and going "nope, no testicles there" maybe?

Don't know why you're so opposed to it!

My points mainly revolve around housework, all night drinking sessions, and head. t:

 

[terry78]

Hmm, come to think of it, I do like my eggs fresh.

I thought you liked them fertilized.

 

[jaguarr]

I thought you liked them fertilized.

I thought she just liked having them inside of her? *takesitwaytoofar*

jag

 

[Eggyman]

I thought she just liked having them inside of her? *takesitwaytoofar*

jag

The voice of reason has spoken

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

i love how this thread took a wrong turn

 

[Alex The Great]

Since were on the topic of....Sexual...stuff?

Dog Lips gave me STD's..


STDL'S!!!

 

[jaguarr]

The voice of reason has spoken

I'm either the ultimate wingman or the absolute worst.

jag

 

[Alex The Great]

perhaps a little bit of both....

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm either the ultimate wingman or the absolute worst.

jag

You can be my wingman any time.

 

[hammy]

I thought you liked them fertilized.

I am on record in this very forum as saying I like them unfertilized. For now, anyway.

 

[Eggyman]

You can be my wingman any time.

Bull****, you can be mine

 

[jaguarr]

You can be my wingman any time.

Your wife will be thrilled!

jag

 

[Alex The Great]

I might aswell edit the thread title to ''Jaguarr and Eggyman's Talk Show!''

 

[jaguarr]

I might aswell edit the thread title to ''Jaguarr and Eggyman's Talk Show!''

You aren't supposed to be on stage until the next segment! Get him out of here, Jimmy!

jag

 

[knowsbleed]

You can ALL be my wingmen ANY time.


but not really...





quit staring at my ass...

 

[Alex The Great]

I will do no such thing. Take your facts somewhere else sir. Jimmy, cut his mike.

 

[Eggyman]