Say What You Want About WillardNation. 4-30-12

[Schlosser85]

I ruin lives for breakfast.

 

[Schlosser85]

Also, Willard, you're not good looking.

 

[Paroxysm]

Willard, you tap from strikes!

 

[Schlosser85]

Willard is like macaroni that's too al dente.

He's all coffee and no omelet.

 

[enterthemadness]

For some reason I feel the need to state, my sister was on a jury that delivered a guilty verdict on a DUI case today. She felt terrible, because the lawyers had dismissed all the scientists from the jury pool, and the crux of the defense's case came down to a scientific claim: can a person with a low-carb diet blow a 0.118 BAC even if he has a negligible amont of ethyl alcohol in his system? Or do they believe he's lying and had more than 2 drinks?

Apparently if you're in a state of ketosis, many breathalyzers can't tell the difference between the isopropanol you're emitting due to the diet or the ethanol that came from the drinks.

So yeah, if you're heavy on the low-carb diet, lay off the alcohol. She felt like she ruined this guy's life delivering the verdict.

Probably shouldn't shock you, but these words me...

 

[Paroxysm]

Seriously???? Whaaaaaaaat? How old are you????

 

[enterthemadness]

Seriously???? Whaaaaaaaat? How old are you????

I'm just doing a bit of trolling, but no seriously, ketosis and isopropanol..i'm like what. The rest i knew or can guess at knowing.

 

[Anita18]

Probably shouldn't shock you, but these words me...

It's called the Internet. You are already on it.

 

[enterthemadness]

It's called the Internet. You are already on it.

I don't wanna google. It's called being lazy. Or as people overseas call it: Being American.

Chill out hype, it's a joke...chill...also now I have roast for Willard.


you think you are so chill Willard...little do you know the 90's are out of style.