The Amazing Lee
Don't call me chicken!
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You made me impotent. 

The Amazing Lee said:Ok...
This is a serious question about me. You can take it seriously...or you can laugh. But the fact of the matter is...I am not a desperate s**t like some of the people on these forums.
I have a sexual problem of late and I just need people to help me clarify what might be causing it.
Let's just say...half through intercourse sometimes... The Amazing Lee Jr. goes soft and just doesn't wanna perform any longer.
This is really frustrating for me...my girlfriend really doesn't mind but I think she feels that I don't find her attractive but I DO. she is such an attractive woman!
There are two main reasons which may be causing this..
...Maybe I wank too much. I've been trying to stop
But the main reason I think it is, is because I'm over weight....and VERY unfit. I can't keep up at times and I feel maybe the blood pressure goes to other parts of my body and stops my penis from working.
It mainly happens when we switch positions etc...
I just need your help.
If you wanna joke about it...be my guest...but I'd like at LEAST one serious answer.
I have hope in the hype.![]()
You horny bastards! :heart:
Equint77 said:holly has pickle ****... that's worse than flaccidity.
Duende Verde said:Eat better, workout more and spend a few minutes more on foreplay before getting it on.
The Amazing Lee said:Shut up.
Or I will whip you round the face with my flaccid ness.![]()
Equint77 said:holly has pickle ****... that's worse than flaccidity.
Holly Goodhead said:Talk to me whenever you get your humor back. I'm sorry but I just cant associate myself with you any longer, I have an image to maintain...and youre just not at my level anymore. Goodbye
The Amazing Lee said:If holly was nice to me...I may actually die.![]()
Holly Goodhead said:Talk to me whenever you get your humor back. I'm sorry but I just cant associate myself with you any longer, I have an image to maintain...and youre just not at my level anymore. Goodbye
Equint77 said:I remember the last time we played this game.... I handed you your skinny ass.... if I've had to lower my level.. it's to give you a break blondie....
if anyone's lost their humor... it's you.![]()
Holly Goodhead said:Why are you projecting your flacid penis onto me? It's not my fault you cant please a woman.
The Amazing Lee said:I didn't say I couldn't please my woman.
I just said that I'm having trouble to keep it up the whole time through.![]()
Holly Goodhead said:If you say so
Holly Goodhead said:We both know she's faking it. :satan:
Holly Goodhead said:We both know she's faking it. :satan:
Equint77 said:yeah... am I'm the one going around using the same lines...
"die"
"I hope he dies"
"I hope she dies"
"I hope you die"
"I'm an internet lesbian"
learn some new material girlie... this one's wore thin.
Holly Goodhead said:Talk to me whenever you get your humor back. I'm sorry but I just cant associate myself with you any longer, I have an image to maintain...and youre just not at my level anymore. Goodbye
Holly Goodhead said:why are you crying?