Serious Sexual Question!

[The Amazing Lee]

You made me impotent.

 

[Duende Verde]

Ok...

This is a serious question about me. You can take it seriously...or you can laugh. But the fact of the matter is...I am not a desperate s**t like some of the people on these forums.

I have a sexual problem of late and I just need people to help me clarify what might be causing it.

Let's just say...half through intercourse sometimes... The Amazing Lee Jr. goes soft and just doesn't wanna perform any longer.

This is really frustrating for me...my girlfriend really doesn't mind but I think she feels that I don't find her attractive but I DO. she is such an attractive woman!

There are two main reasons which may be causing this..


...Maybe I wank too much. I've been trying to stop

But the main reason I think it is, is because I'm over weight....and VERY unfit. I can't keep up at times and I feel maybe the blood pressure goes to other parts of my body and stops my penis from working.

It mainly happens when we switch positions etc...

I just need your help.

If you wanna joke about it...be my guest...but I'd like at LEAST one serious answer.

I have hope in the hype.

You horny bastards! :heart:

Eat better, workout more and spend a few minutes more on foreplay before getting it on.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You made me impotent.

1 down

 

[Equint77]

holly has pickle ****... that's worse than flaccidity.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

holly has pickle ****... that's worse than flaccidity.

She also has a vagina in the shape of a cucumber.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Eat better, workout more and spend a few minutes more on foreplay before getting it on.

We normally do spend a while on foreplay...but I will take that into consideration.

 

[enterthemadness]

Shut up.

Or I will whip you round the face with my flaccid ness.

I doubt you would make it half way through before passing out...no more whole milk for you, Mr. Man-Boobie.

 

[Equint77]

... blah..

 

[Holly Goodhead]

holly has pickle ****... that's worse than flaccidity.

Talk to me whenever you get your humor back. I'm sorry but I just cant associate myself with you any longer, I have an image to maintain...and youre just not at my level anymore. Goodbye

 

[The Amazing Lee]

If holly was nice to me...I may actually die.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Talk to me whenever you get your humor back. I'm sorry but I just cant associate myself with you any longer, I have an image to maintain...and youre just not at my level anymore. Goodbye

Holly can't take an insult.

Just like she can't take the fact that she really has a penis. t:

 

[Holly Goodhead]

If holly was nice to me...I may actually die.

Why are you projecting your flacid penis onto me? It's not my fault you cant please a woman.

 

[Equint77]

Talk to me whenever you get your humor back. I'm sorry but I just cant associate myself with you any longer, I have an image to maintain...and youre just not at my level anymore. Goodbye

I remember the last time we played this game.... I handed you your skinny ass.... if I've had to lower my level.. it's to give you a break blondie....

if anyone's lost their humor... it's you.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I remember the last time we played this game.... I handed you your skinny ass.... if I've had to lower my level.. it's to give you a break blondie....

if anyone's lost their humor... it's you.

If you say so

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Why are you projecting your flacid penis onto me? It's not my fault you cant please a woman.

I didn't say I couldn't please my woman.

I just said that I'm having trouble to keep it up the whole time through.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I didn't say I couldn't please my woman.

I just said that I'm having trouble to keep it up the whole time through.

We both know she's faking it. :satan:

 

[Equint77]

If you say so

yeah... I'm the one going around using the same lines...

"die"
"I hope he dies"
"I hope she dies"
"I hope you die"
"I'm an internet lesbian"

learn some new material girlie... this one's wore thin.

CHECKMATE

 

[The Amazing Lee]

We both know she's faking it. :satan:

What say have you got in my sex life...







...the only reason you seem a proffesional on the subject, is that you get paid for it

 

[JokerNick]

We both know she's faking it. :satan:

wow.... again, proving your self to be a real
thunder I don't want to see this again - Daisy

 

[Holly Goodhead]

yeah... am I'm the one going around using the same lines...

"die"
"I hope he dies"
"I hope she dies"
"I hope you die"
"I'm an internet lesbian"

learn some new material girlie... this one's wore thin.

why are you crying?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Talk to me whenever you get your humor back. I'm sorry but I just cant associate myself with you any longer, I have an image to maintain...and youre just not at my level anymore. Goodbye

So...it's not true, right?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Because you made baby jesus cry.

 

[Equint77]

this is getting serious now...

hey... leave Holly alone... no one puts her in her place except me... NO ONE!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

but but but but.

 

[Equint77]

why are you crying?

the bleach in your hair?
the fowl stench between your legs?
Your bad case of swamp ass?

where do I begin?